Pooh Almost Gets Married

Pooh was getting married. He was marrying Piglet. Piglet was the bride. Piglet was so excited. He was finally going to do it. He was going to kill Pooh in front of everyone. He pulled out his bazooka. He kissed it.

"You're my only love. You complete me." He said. Then he started making out with the bazooka. Pooh knocked on Piglets door.

"Piglet! You ready?" Pooh asked. Piglet took a deep breath.

"Yup!" He walked over to the door. Pooh had left and Rabbit was standing there. Rabbit led him down the aisle. Pooh was wearing a red suit and he had his paws behind his back. He was grinning like a retard. Piglet smirked. It was time. He whipped out his bazooka and pointed it at Pooh. Pooh gasped and Piglet pulled the trigger. Pooh screamed.

"SHIT!" Piglet laughed like a maniac as Pooh's head went flying over the seats. Piglet caught it and put it on a stick.

"HE'S DEAD!" He shouted and everybody started dancing.

"WOOT! ALL HAIL PIGLET!" Then Piglet pulled out his kunais and threw them at all the dancing freaks.

"DIE MUTHAFUCKAS!" They all dropped to the ground dead.

THE END

HOPE YOU LIKED IT! :D I was really mad at my ex bf so that's why Pooh wasn't the only one to die. Hehe sayonara for now!