"Ax! Hey, what's up? Do you need the bathroom? Um, let me just brush my teeth and I'll get out of your way, okay?"

I quickly made my way in front of the sink to brush my teeth. Then I knelt down to look for the extra toothbrushes in the cabinet under the sink. I found one and got up to hand it to Ax.

"Here," I handed Ax the toothbrush, trying not to think too hard on how soft his hand as my hand briefly touched his. "Take your time, okay? No rush." That's when I bolted out and closed the door behind me.

I collapsed on the bed trying to catch my breath. It was no big deal. So what if Ax caught you jerking off on him? We were both guys. Guys did that sort of thing. He's no doubt done it on his home planet, and I'm sure he's seen the porn here. The idea of Ax jerking off suddenly filled my head. I quickly sat up and looked down at my crotch to yell at it when I realized something. Fuck. I never put on my sweatpants. Ax not only saw me touching myself, but got a good look at me brushing my teeth butt naked and bending over. This day could not get any weirder.

/Marco./

It was barely a whisper. I thought I was imagined it. I got up and was about knock on the bathroom door when I heard it again. Frowning, I pressed my ear against the door. Apparently this day could and just did get weirder. I was hearing heavy breathing and whimpering. Then my name was being called again, only this time it was both vocally and in thought speak. I slowly moved to sit down on my bed. It was only fair, right? Again, we're both guys. He also has the hots for me and saw me do the same. Damn. This is a lot to take in.

When I felt my hand move towards my groin again, I jerked it away and shut my eyes tight. Visser Three, murdering Elfangor. Rachel dying. The Yeerk sliming itself out of my mom's ear. Naked Chapman. Huh. Okay. Of all things, it's naked Vice Principle Chapman. Whatever. I was just happy that was settled. I then looked up to see Ax come out of the bathroom with my sweatpants in hand.