CHAPTER 9 preparing for the worst
gipsy dragon flew into the fairy trashed shitterdome, where cherno alpha mcmachine guns and blackmetal typhoon were watching shingeki no kyojin, marijuana mars and pizzasauce destroyer were smoking the weeds, harry pooter was casting spells and freedom eagle, fuckslayer cheezenits and gipsy eureka were rocking the fuck out. all the yaygers turned to face the dragon as she walked in. "hello" she said and everyone in the room greeted her one way or another.
"mum!" said gipsy eureka, as he dropped his guitar and ran over to his mother, "guess what?"
"what the heck do u want" said gipsy dragon and then gipsy eureka said "we are preparing to destroy the pacific breach and kill striker eureka"
gipsy dragon perked up, almost surprised at her son's reply. she shook her head and nodded, before passing gipsy eureka and wandering into the deeper parts of the hangar. fuckslayer stared at gipsy eureka and laughed "is that ur mum lol nno mums allowed in the metal club."
"yeah but shes a dragon" and then fuckslayer shut up. meanwhile cherno alpha mcmachine guns was concentrating not to kick a planet in half and harry pooter ripped off a part of his plating and used the blood to write the 12 commandments of pacific rim.
suddenly gipsy dragon crashed through the hangar doors again like she was in a sitcom and then she said "WAIT how are we going to kill striker eureka striker eureka is GOD" and then everyone looked at her and then at eachother and then they shrugged and then suddenly makloigh broke through eight layers of concrete and said "we must send all our forces down there"
gipsy dragon looked at makloigh, and then said "i had a talk with striker eureka and he seeks to throw u into the breach, gipsy eureka."
gipsy eureka gulped, until his mother continued with "if you go down there, you're gone. are u willing to take the sacrifice?"
"i dont really have a choice"
"but we'll lose you,"
"thats what i intend."
suddenly harry pooter interrupted the two with "whom is this Miles Cyprus character? i dont know about "celebrities" because i am too busy READING A BOOK and DOING EDUCATION. i dont care what Kanyay and Jason Beebeir and Rihannon are doing because MTV SUCKS take me back to the 50s where it was real and not FAKE like this BULLSHIT. i dont care about ppl who are famous just because they AUTOTUNE there dance moves. REAL talent is ppl like John Green or Doctor Who or Loki or Super Mario or Pabbles Picasser or Aristotl"
and then they went to the breach
