Dear Naruto,
Well, they are both sannin, so it's not strange that they are both considered equally strong. They apparently even know each other, but Orochimaru does not really say anything about it. And do not even start on that tongue or Kabuto liking it. You have no idea what it's like here. I flee once they disappear into a room together and don't even dare to ask me why. Thinking about it is bad enough.
So you are still her punching bag, huh? I find it funny that Sakura does realise why they leave without pants, but you still are too dense to know. But who can really blame you, right? You are still a knucklehead. But I would do some more research if I were you. Don't you have other friends who might know why? What about Hinata. She was quite nice to you, so I am positive she will answer you. And of course try thinking about what would happen when girls don't wear pants. Hanging out with someone you call Pervy Sage should give you enough information.
Strong opponents are always good. Orochimaru just has a lot of people working for him that lets me fight them. And otherwise he also has enough enemies. It is quite the hassle to do jobs for him, but at least he stays close. We travel a lot as well, moving from hideout to hideout. He takes care of business and I just challenge several people and get stronger every day. Of course I also ask around about Itachi. I want to know where he is, but I never seem to get any information on him. They do know the cloaks though, but they fear it a lot, so they rather not talk about it. Did you hear anything on him?
Mhmm, maybe you should flee just like I do when that woman starts giggling. Might be better. And practising the alphabet? Okay, I knew you weren't very smart, but this actually surprises me. I hope you'll know it very soon, because I do not wish on anyone to be illiterate. And I believe it's called dyslexia. You'll do fine as long as you work hard.
I found out the frog actually left. It didn't like the pond and probably went back home. So I don't know how big it will get now. I thought I took care of it quite well, but I never owned a frog before...
My best regards,
Sasuke Uchiha
