Disclaimer: I do not own or make money off Bleach

Disclaimer: I do not own or make money off Bleach.

Akki-CoffeeDisaster, as all inhabitants of Hueco Mundo will soon find out. At the judging table Miyuki was happily munching on her pocky, Morubi was leafing through a magazine, and Akki, well, was looking for coffee. "AND FOR OUR NEXT PERFORMER! MAGICIAN SZAYEL APORRO GRANTZZZZZ!!" Gin yelled out to the audience. "SNORT! ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzQIO! YOU'RE ALL MY BITCHES!!" Akki randomly yelled…….asleep. "Anou, does anyone have some coffee?" Morubi asked. "Well, there's tea," Aizen offered. "I HATE TEA!" Akki yelled……awake! "Oh fudgecakes," Miyuki cursed, "Uh Grimy, wanna leave?" "Sure," he answered. They ran off, eating pocky.

While the camera was on Akki beating Aizen to a pulp Szayel decided to throw a hissy fit. "This is my performance! Turn that bloody camera onto me! Why can she steal my limelight! She's a judge! #Q#&#!#" And this went on for another ½ hour, by that time Miyuki and Grimmjaw tried to sneak back in for another box of pocky, only to be locked in to listen to the rest of Szayel's hissy fit.

"SIGH! Okay, now for my first trick I need a volunteer," he finally called after his hissy fit. "Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!" Morubi squealed. "Well, err. Uh, AKKI! How bout you?!" he then called. "This better involve coffee," she snarled. "Yes, well. I want you to close your eyes and envision what you want, which is coffee," he instructed. "Okay," she replied. 'Excellent, now I can nullisy her sense and extract the secrets that Aizen-sama needs to know,' he thought evilly, switching coffee with a poison he conocted earlier. As soon as he took it out of the hat, Akki knew in an instant that it wasn't coffee, "YOU BASTARD I NEED COFFEE!!" she screamed, then she started to beat up Szayel worse than when she beat up Aizen.

"Well, That puts an end to that performance," Gin intervened, while pulling Akki off Szayel, "And the comments."

Miyuki: GO AKKI! BEAT THIS GUY TO A PULP!

Morubi: You guys, can't we get this over and done with, without killing people.

Tousen: A large lack of justice.

Aizen: (Currently trying to stick ice over his black eye)

And the scores

Akki: 0

Miyuki: 9

Morubi: 5

Aizen: 5

Tousen: 3

Gin: 10

Total: 32

"And on to commercial break," Gin sighed.

A/N: Yes! I AM BACK! No, I didn't die, it was school, all those stupid assessments and crap, well, Byee.