Haha, are people mad at me for the last one? I hope not...it's all in good fun.
Well this time I have a oneshot for Elskling!! I didn't run out of ideas, but I appreciate the suggestion! And remember, you too can suggest ideas to me!!
I must warn you...this one has a very disgusting part in it. You'll see it, and know it.
"AaaCHOO! ….ick…" Edward wiped his nose on his sleeve. He fell back against the pillows. "I feel like cr-." He paused as he coughed three or four times. "crap."
He peered over at the clock sitting on the nightstand. It was three in the afternoon. Half the day wasted away sitting in bed! Edward pounded the mattress with his fists.
"Do I have to stay in bed?!" He cried. "It's so boring! I can't take it anymore!!"
"Edward, don't yell so much. You'll just make yourself cough more." Roy said walking into the bedroom with a glass of orange juice in hand. And sure enough, Ed starting hacking away again. When he caught his breath, he gave Roy a weak smile.
"Thanks." He muttered and took a sip from the glass.
The room was silent for a moment as Ed closed his eyes and tried to relax; Roy was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching the blonde's chest rise and fall with each breath. Then, Ed kicked off the covers, letting a mischievous smile spread across his face. Roy smirked as if saying 'not a chance' and pulled the sheets right back over him. This time, Edward frowned. He kicked the sheets off again.
"Edward!" Roy threw the covers over Ed again. "You're not going anywhere!"
Ed let out a sigh of frustration followed by a cough from deep within his chest. "There's nothing to do here!"
Roy blinked. "Nothing to do, eh?"
Edward sniffled. "It's not my fault your house is boring."
"You're telling me you have nothing to do and here I am sitting right next to you!" Roy knocked on the top of Ed's head. "I think your brain is affected more than anything when you're sick."
Ed wrinkled his nose and rubbed the spot where Roy had clonked him.
"There is absolutely nothing you can do while stuck in bed?" Roy asked, leaning over Ed; his face so close the blonde could feel Roy's breath on his face.
"Well…" Ed grinned. "There is one thing…"
Roy placed a hand under Ed's chin and pulled his face closer. It started with just a soft kiss, but then Ed kicked it up a notch by sliding his arms around Roy's neck and adding a bit of tongue. Roy's tongue happily entered Ed's mouth and their tongues battled it out. Edward smiled into the kiss. But then…
He felt it.
That tickling feeling in the back of his throat; the tightening sensation in his chest... He tried his hardest to swallow those feelings, but they over powered his will to make them go away. And with his next breath….
He coughed. Right into Roy's mouth.
They both froze.
If it had been an ordinary cough, all would be fine. But this wasn't one of those coughs. It was the type where you clear your airways of mucus and it shoots up into your mouth. But in this case…it shot up right into Roy's mouth.
Ed's eyes widened and he bit his lip as they slowly broke apart. Roy closed his eyes, trying his hardest not to think about what was floating around in his mouth.
"R-roy…?" Edward finally choked out. "Are you-."
Roy jumped off the bed and dashed to the bathroom. Seconds later, Ed heard the sink running and the disgusted mutterings of his lover.
"Is there anything I can do?" Edward asked somewhat embarrassed by the whole incident.
"Yes." Roy poked his head out of the doorway, toothbrush hanging from his mouth. "Take your decongestion medicine next time!"
Ed turned red. "I'm really sorry!"
"Well if you need me, I'll be washing my mouth out for the next hour." Roy said, returning to scrubbing his mouth with his toothbrush.
Edward quickly took a sip of his orange juice then sank down into the bed, pulling the sheets over his head.
Lesson learned: Making out when someone's sick is bad.
That coughing up mucus while kissing thing is a real story people! No, it hasn't happened to me, but it was one of those embarassing moments things in magazines. lol. I don't think I'd enjoy that happening to me though...
