And, without further ado, here's the next chapter! :D

Disclaimer: I own the terms "GEVs" and "quoink", Chicago, B'Ella, Ig'azzy, Ma'kila, Val'Esme

Of course, the ninjas turned out to be the GEVs – genetically-enhanced-vampires.

Thankfully, though, all but one of the ninjas disappeared.

"My name is Chicago, and I'm here to kill y-"

She was cut off by B'Ella, Ig'azzy, Ma'kila, and Val'Esme tackling her. "QUOINK!" they shouted, before Chicago screamed in pain and turned into a pile of purple dust.

Then B'Ella became Bella and Ella, Ig'azzy became Iggy and Gazzy, Ma'kila became Magnolia and Akila, and Val'Esme became Valencia and Esme.

"So, um, that's it?" Ella asked.
"I guess so." I, Max, told her.

"Huh. I guess that's why some of us became the same person." Esme commented.

"Yep."

"So... is this the end?" Phil asked.

"I guess so..."

"Damn."

Oh, hey, Max...

"Yeah?" I asked my lurvly Voice.

Everyone nodded, knowing that I was talking to the Voice. They were so epic, they didn't need me to tell them that.

I know you always wondered who I was really was, so...

"...you're finally gonna tell me who you are!?"

Um, yeah...

"AWESOME! So, who are you?"

Well... I'm Total.

"WHAT!?" I shrieked, turning to the black Scottie.

"Heh..." Total said, before coughing and running off to hide in the backyard.

"Grrr...."

Renesmee walked out of a closet, holding a baby. "Meet Xena, everybody!"

"AWWWW! She's SO cute!" nearly everyone squeed.

And this was the end of TSC, until one day, Xena got a boyfriend named Chad, and it all went downhill from there...

But that, my dear friends, is another story entirely. You'll just have to wait and see, m'dears, and try to convince Vera to either write another chapter or write a sequel...

Yesh, I'm ending this fic. It's not because I don't have inspiration, actually, it's just because I really don't feel like continuing it...

HOWEVER, if a lot of people want me to, I'll either write more or write a sequel! :D

And now, to thank my epic reviewers:

Chasing Ideas

NinjaGirlWithDagger

shapeshiftergirl

KiraKia

Ailat

Malli Ride

Caris L. Clearwater

The Kidnapper of Lost Souls

emotionalpoemgirl

Separate Entity

Artemis Randall

You guys rock my invisible socks! -huggles-

One last thing... sorry the chapter's so short!

R&R?