The Pirate Wizard and the Philosopher's Stone

Harry Potter/One Piece Crossover

I do not own Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling) or One Piece (Eiichiro Oda)

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Summary: What if Lily potter had lived? What if Fawkes came up with an idea to help Lily, Harry, and Sirius get to a different world, to protect them from Voldemort's people? What if that was, the world of One Piece?

Thanks to everyone who has been reading this story.

Chapter 7: Norbert and getting detention.

After Christmas and Boxing Day(check) (New Years Day(check)) the school year returned to normal without any problems. Well except the ones that the Weasley Twins caused.

It was a few weeks after the Quidditch game between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, which Gryffindor won. They went to see Hagrid.

"Hagrid are you in there?" asked Harry.

"Sorry Harry I am a bit busy with something right now come back later." said Hagrid as he closed the door.

"Well that was weird well let's go celebrate." said Harry.

"Where are we going to party?" asked Hermione.

"On my dad's ship." said Hana.

"How is sunny doing?" asked Harry.

"Dad says that if we ever start our own adventure to ask her if she would go with us." said Hana.

"Why would ask a ship if it wants to go somewhere? It's not alive." said Hermione.

"Hermione that's mean don't let sunny or any of my dad's crew hear you say that. To them Sunny is another member of the crew. What about Brooks or Franky; are they not real, are they not alive?" asked an angry Hana.

"Well Hana technically Brook is undead and Franky is a cyborg." said Harry.

"That's not the point." said Hana.

"Hana, she doesn't know how things work where we come from." said Harry.

"Alright." grumbled Hana.

"You see, we live is a place where people have dreams that they want accomplish in their life. Sometimes objects even if people don't think it could have a dream it ends up surprising everyone and creates its own dream." explained Harry.

"Well why would you ask a Hana's dad want you to ask the ship if it wants to go with you?" asked Draco.

"Because she has her own dream." said Harry.

"So the ship has a dream?" asked Ron.

"Yup." said Harry.

"What is this-" Fred started asking.

"-about a-" said George.

"-ship having a dream?" Fred finished asking.

"Oh Sunny has a dream. I don't know if she still has that same dream or if she has finished her dream." said Harry.

"What would a ships dream be?" asked Neville.

"Well Sunny's dream was to sail around Umi and have adventures. She did that so-" Harry said trailing off.

"-you have to see if she wants to start that dream up again or if she wants to creat a new dream." said Hermione.

"It's nice for Luffy to give us the offer, but I kind of want my own ship." said Harry.

"Why do you want your own ship?" asked Ron.

"Well it is something that is part of who I am. To put it in simple terms it's what makes me, me." said Harry.

"Oh." they all said but Hermione and Neville were the only people in the group who got it.

With Hana:

"Stupid Hermione. Who does she think she is saying that Sunny can't have a dream." said Hana in anger. She was not paying attention to where she was going and she bumped into someone.

"Well what do we have here a stupid monkey all alone, with no one to protect her." said Pansy.

"I don't need help to put you in a world of pain Pug fac-." Hana started to say before she was hit hard in the head and fell to the ground.

"Shut up monkey. You mudbloods should be slaves to us pureblood. But some stupid minister outlawed slavery of mudbloods, stupid blood traitor. It is a good thing that dark pureblood family's still teach us what is right and who is wrong." said Pansy.

"Ow, man was that your fist or your ugly face that made me fall to the ground." said Hana.

"Shut up. You see something that we true purebloods are thought is a little curse called the Cruciatus Curse (1). Here is how it goes; I hope I can torture you until you lose your mind." said Pansy with a smile.

"You can't I will tell everyone and you will go to jail for the rest of your life." said Hana.

"Not if pay people off, you are crazy, or I make you forget. Any last words mudblood." said Pansy.

"Harry will hunt you all down and he won't be the only one." said Hana.

"Ha, I am a pureblood with a lot of money he can't touch me. As for your filthy monkey father my father could stop anything because no one is stronger than us purebloods. Now scream for me, Crucio." said Pansy.

Hana was holding herself from screaming. It did not take to long before the pain was to much for her and screamed loud enough that it was heard all the way at the Three Broomsticks Inn in Hogsmeade. After she finished screaming she blacked out.

With Harry:

"What was that?" asked Draco.

Everyone shrugged their shoulders only one person had heard that scream before.

"Oh Kami no." said Harry running as fast as he could to where the scream had come from.

When he got there he saw someone standing over Hana. It was none other than Pansy. Harry ran at her with the intent to kill her. As got close he felt someone holding him back, when looked up he saw his uncle Sirius who told him, "Harry calm down and think about what you are going to do."

"I am I going to destroy the person that hurt Hana." said Harry.

"I did not do anything I just founder her like this. I also lost my wand so I could not have done anything to hurt it." said Pansy in calm voice.

"Her name is Hana," said Harry angrily as he walked over to Hana. We he kneeled down he looked at Pansy and said in a low voice, "If I ever find out what you did to her, I will ruin your life and you will never have a peaceful time when you are alone."

"Too bad you can't do anything about it filth." said Pansy with a smirk that would make Voldemort proud and it did because through Quirrell's eyes he saw Harry Potter one weakness.

When Voldemort saw this he thought, 'So Potter you give we the means to destroy you once and for all.'

Sirius took Harry out to the see Hagrid. When he got to Hagrid's hut he knocked on the door they heard rustling and things being moved around as Hagrid moved towards the door. When Hagrid got to the door he stepped out and said, "Nice see you both. What was that scream it sound like Fluffy when I left him on the third floor to guard-." Hagrid started to say until he realized what he was saying and who he was saying it in front of.

"Hagrid shush about you know what. As for what that scream was someone attacked a student's." said Sirius.

"Who was attacked?" asked Hagrid.

"Hana was attacked by that pug Pansy." said Harry angry voice as he pushed past Hagrid.

"Harry, don't go in there." said Sirius.

Harry was not listening as he walked into Hagrid's Hut. He was toppled by a big black dog who just stared at him. Hagird came in and said, "Fang get off of him. Sorry about Fang Harry he tends to act like he is still a puppy."

"That's ok Hagrid I think fang is a smart dog, he must have known that I needed to be cheered up. Thank you Fang you are a smart dog." said Harry.

"Well you have seen Fang sorry to rush you but you need to leave before-." Hagrid started to say before everyone in the hut heard a cracking sound coming from a pot in Hagrid's fire place.

"Hagrid please tell me you are cooking something and that it is not what I think it is." said Sirius.

Hagrid just kept quiet. This caused Sirius to sigh and say "Hagrid you know that it is illegal to own a dragon, how did you get one?" asked Sirius.

"Well a chap at a pub gave it to me." said Hagrid.

"You know you are going to ether give him to a reserve or they will take it and kill it." said Sirius.

"I can train it and then he will be good. If he doesn't behave then we will send him to a reserve." said Hagrid.

"Ohm Hagrid you might get long at all." said Harry.

"Why do you say that?" asked Hagrid.

"Because I see Pansy running towards the school with a letter." said Harry.

"I think she might be heading to the Owlery to tell her folks what happened." said Sirius.

"What are we going to do he's about to hatch?" asked Hagrid.

"Harry, call your mom." said Sirius.

Harry reached for the snail in his pocket and told it, "I am in a hurry can you please call my mom."

The snail nodded and started making a ringing sound. After a few minutes a voice said, 'Harry where are you Hana is in the hospital wing. Why aren't you here?'

'No time to talk mom we need you down here right now.' said Harry.

'Fine I am on my way.' said Lily.

Two minutes later Lily appeared at Hagrid's Hut. She then asked, "What was so I important that I had to down here from the hospital wing quickly?"

"Lily Hagrid got a dragon egg and we think Pansy Parkinson is going to the Owlery to tell her parents." said Sirius.

"Hagrid lets deal with the egg and then we will talk later." said Lily.

"Where will send it to and how will it get there?" asked Hagrid.

"One of the Weasley boys works on a dragon preserve right." said Sirius.

"You must mean Charlie Weasley. He works on one in Romania." said Hagrid.

"Do you know his exact location?" asked Lily.

Hagrid got her a letter that he had gotten from Charlie a few weeks ago. Lily opened a portal to the reserve to say that people and dragons were surprised was an understatement. Lily went through the portal an explained that they had a dragon age that was about to hatch and that it need to get some place safely. The keepers got everything ready for the egg. As they were transporting the egg through the portal the door on Hagrid's hut was blown off the hinges.

The minster of magic his undersecretary two rich looking males and a few Aurors came walking into the hut.

"Well it looks like Ms. Parkinson was right someone has been breaking the law." said the minster.

"Oh great they made an idiotic person like you minister Fudge. Wow who did you have to sleep with to get that job?" asked Sirius.

"Black if you know what is best for your family you will leave this filth here to be dealt with and I will pretend that I never saw you." said blond haired man.

"Shut Lucius you were never smart enough to do your own thing. So how about his you and your greedy pureblood elitist leave before something bad happens to you." said Sirius.

"So you are with the filth still too bad, Crucio." said Lucius.

"Aurors arrest that thing and Black into Azkaban. Black can stand trial until he can stand trial and the Black vault his hand over to this wonder full man." said Fudge pointing at Lucius.

"And what about the mudblood whore and her spawn?" asked the undersecretary.

"We will just tell that Black went mad and killed them. I am sure Lord Voldemort won't mind us dealing with Potter know right Minister." said the other rich man.

"I knew that you were a death eater Matthew but everyone at the top is also a death eater." said Sirius.

"Shut up Black your family took something from our master. They should have died but blood traitor mother had to go and mess things up." said Matthew.

"What is going on here." said a voice coming from behind them.

"Nothing you fool now leave ministry business to the ministry." said an Auror thinking before he said something.

"What was that young man did you say something. And please tell me I did not just hear that every top ranking ministry official is a death eater?" said Dumbledore.

"Of course not no true death eater would something like that." said Fudge.

"Good so can someone tell why you have come to my groundskeeper hut without my permission?" asked Dumbledore.

"This is not your school it should belong to the ministry so we can get rid of the filth that infests this school." said Matthew.

"Now Matthew there is no infestation here." said Dumbledore.

"You should consider yourself lucky that you and the mudbloods that you love so much that the great you-know-who is no longer here or you would be in trouble." said Matthew.

"You-know-who what kind of stupid name is that?" asked Luffy who was sitting on Hagrid's Hut.

"Dad that the monkeys father." said Pansy.

"So more filth infests this once great school." said Matthew.

Luffy looked into the hut and saw Sirius lying on the ground. He stood and looked at the group by the door. He asked them "Who did this."

"We did not do anything and even if we did you could do anything about it," said Lucius.

"Maybe my husband could not do anything but I have the feeling that I can do something." said a female voice that was standing next to Dumbledore.

"Lady why don't you leave that filthy husband and marry a rich pureblood like me." said a very stupid Auror.

"You are a quarter of the man that Harry is and he is a boy." said the woman in a tone of voice that gave off waves of power.

"How dare you compare me to that filth of our master ever comes back then you better hope that I never see you again because I know a peel that would make you my slave." said the stupid Auror.

"Uhm headmaster you might want to duck. And you idiots might want to run before I kill you." said the woman.

"How dare you say anything against your betters, you are nothing but a useless whore. You should beg us for forgiveness." said the undersecretary.

As all of this was going on outside no one saw the people inside leave out the back of the hut until they were standing next to Dumbledore.

"Mrs. Hancock how is Hana?" asked Harry.

"She is doing fine and how many times young man do I have to tell you don't have to sound so uptight when you speak to me. But back to Hana, the oddest thing happened after your wonderful mother left a treasure chest-." Hancock started to say before she was interrupted.

"Give us that treasure chest some whore like yourself should not have anything that us of noble blood should have." said Pansy.

"Pansy you are not just ugly but you must also be an inbreed moron she is the queen of an inter-island of women. Show her some respect or else." threatened Harry.

"Boy tell us where this island is so we can go ensla- I mean integrate these poor woman into the wonderful world that is magical Brittan." said the Fudge out loud. He thought to himself, 'Yes you little sun of a whore tell us where this island is so we can divide the good looking weak woman and young girls and give them to us death eaters and kill the rest.'

"No." said Harry.

"What tell me know our I will order the Aurors to give you the maximum punishment." ordered Fudge.

"Fine." said Harry.

"They are somewhere you will never get them even if you tortured me, even then I would never tell you because you are probably just turn them into slaves or kill them." said Harry.

"Whatever Crucio!" shouted an Auror aiming at Harry.

After the spell left the man's wand; Harry raised his hand and said, "Room." He then put up two fingers and then crossed them. As he did the movement he and Fudge switched places, which meant that Fudge took the Curse instead of Harry.

"How dare you attack me I am the minster of magic and I am your better." said Fudge.

"So you morons are all what was it death eaters or you are a bunch of people who will probably become a pain in my ass later on so." said Harry.

"Harry I know what you are thinking and this will probably come back to bite me in the ass but don't kill them yet." said Sirius.

"You should listen to someone who is your better boy as for attacking the minister I think you should server no less than two months in detention and I am thinking you should lose all of your privileges like playing Quidditch forever." said Lucius.

"I think that is a bit strong Lucius." said Dumbledore.

"I don't think so. But here is a better deal, you can still play Quidditch and I get to kill your mother." said Lucius.

"Father!" yelled Draco.

"What do you want." snarled Lucius.

"How about that law you did not want passed that says that if any information was found that someone was actually a death eater they would get sent to Azkaban for the rest of their lives and the next heir can claim the title of head of house-." Draco started to say when his father interrupted him.

"Fine he will only get the two months, but Potter you better watch your back." said Lucius.

"Fine, oh and Mr. Parkinson you should keep tabs on your daughter better because it's not too hard for her to find out how long it takes to get from the seventh floor to the first." said Harry with malice in his voice.

With that people started to leave and go back to the castle or to the ministry.

A/N: Sorry about the wait but things have been coming up and I know that this chapter is dark but don't worry things my just get better. Sorry the end was a bit anti-climactic. Also I don't remember if wrote but harry did get onto the Gryffindor Qudditch team. If I did just ignore the last sentence and as always read and review.

(1) My thought is why wouldn't a dark family might teach their kids the unforgivable