Rosalie gets braces

Hey its another one about JORI!!!! Hahahhahahaha I love ya!

"Rose, Baby, Uhm….. why do you have metal things on your teeth?" Emmett asked Rosalie when she came into his room.

"I'm playing human, Emmett!" Rosalie explained.

"Rose… what are those?"

"Braces! Duh! Humans get them to make their teeth look better."

"… You're teeth are perfect."

"Yes, I know, Emmett but I'm playing human. I even used Alice's credit card to make her mad like a real human sister would do." Rosalie sighed. Esme walked in and narrowed her eyes towards Rosalie's mouth.

"Am I being delusional again? Or does Rose have braces on?" She asked Emmett.

"I got braces!" Rose said.

"Why?"

"Because I'm playing human, mother." Rosalie said and sounded like she was 5.

"Oh… Okay then…" Esme said, and backed away slowly. Rosalie turned to Emmett.

"Let's hunt." She said and grabbed Emmett's wrist. "It's okay, humans eat with these all the time." Emmett followed Rosalie kind of chuckling to himself.

-After the hunting trip-

Jacob walked in the room and started laughing so hard, he fell and was gasping for air. Rosalie was on the couch with Emmett, trying to pick the leftover fur from her hunting trip out of her braces. When Jacob came in and started laughing, it made Rose infuriated.

"Shut up Juh-Cab!" She yelled, and threw Emmett at Jacob. Emmett crashed into him, and Jacob's bones were crushed. "HAHA! I AM VICTORIOUS!" Rose shouted, then went back to trying to get the fur out of her teeth. "URG!!!!! I GIVE UP!" She got up and ran up the stairs.

"Aww! Come on! Don't give up!" Emmett yelled and followed Rosalie. Meanwhile, Jacob was on the floor like twitching. Esme came in.

"Oh my! Do you need a vet?!" She asked… then laughed and went to her room. Alice and Jasper skipped in, Alice's face twisted into a mad expression. She kicked Juhcab when she walked by him, breaking another one of his bones, then skipped up the stairs to Rosalie's room. Jasper walked by Jacob and kicked him in the head, breaking his… head bone.

"You're stupid." He said and followed Alice.

-In Rosalie's room-

Rosalie was dry sobbing, saying how the braces made her look not as beautiful as she is.

"Just destroy them, Rose." Emmett suggested. Rosalie stopped dry sobbing and looked at Emmett with wide eyes.

"YEAH GREAT IDEA!" She said, then she punched herself in the mouth, making the braces turn into dust and fall out of her mouth. "Yay! I'm stunningly beautiful!" She said as she looked in the mirror smiling. Alice yanked the door open at that moment and slapped Rosalie across the face.

"THE NEXT TIME YOU USE MY CREDIT CARD I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU IN ANTARCTICA!!!" She yelled, then stomped out of the room.

Eh. I didn't really like it… but reviewles and suggest stuffles!