A/N: God I really need to update this sooner….Hey people! The new Survivor is well interesting, not really the grouping but the personalities of the people, like cowboy or Nate or ever that one heavy metal dude who's really lazy….anyway I'm happy about owning the first and now second season of Lost! I got it the first day it came out! Well I don't know what else to say other than I'm currently listening to "Jump" and next is "Make your own kind of music" Yes, yes the second one is from Lost…he he he I'm so obsessed :)

Meanwhile at the place whereever the host goes

Polar Bear: God man that Henry Gale guy was like disgusting!

Jeff Probst: Uhhh Ok….

Polar Bear: What am I not fascinating or something?

Jeff Probst: Well you kinda got me hog tied up on a stick and you are attempting to cook and then eat me…kinda like that one pirate oh what's his name Jack Pigeon!

Polar Bear: No I think its Jack finch….

Meanwhile at the Spa

Jack: I started a band with the guys….

Kate: Wow what's it called?

Jack: Reggie Buzz Peaches!

Kate: uhh that's a sexy name….I think….

Suddenly some really manly man popped out of no where

Manly Man: Welcome to Heavenly Spas the home of the over fried muffin with the spilt mustard on it

Jack: You crazy lunatic get out of my face I'm not fat so don't call me that!

Kate: uhhh that's sexy too….?

Manly Man: Fine if you don't like a man with a mullet then just say so…

Jack and Kate went into the waiting room

Elvis Presley: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me…

Amelia Airheart (or however her name is spelled): Hit me baby one more time

Kate: Aren't they dead

Elvis: No man we're in area 51 just like the big foot, he's over there

Jack: That's Martha Stewart

Amelia Ariheart: Well that's the Yeti

Kate: That's Jenny Craig

Jack: What kinda spa is this?

Voice: Jack and Kate from Survivor?

Jack: That's us

Kate: yep

On the Island

Eko: you don't love me you don't even care oh ya I think I'm going to Boston…

Hurley: Yo dude you suck at singing…your not with the bad either

Eko: I'm practicing for my engagement

Charlie: You're getting married

Eko: Ya to Brittney Spears

Charlie: That person on the oatmeal box?

Back to the Host Place

Polar Bear: Its Jack chickadee

Jeff Probst: No its Jack wobbler!

Polar Bear: You Ass it Jack Robin!

On the Island

Ana Lucia: Weeeee my pants are on too tight let me make the island pretty!

Ha ha ha giggle giggle giggle giggle mawhahah

Claire: Why's my face covered in florescent colors AWWWW MY HUMANITY!

Shannon: Claire, it looks better now…………………………

Ana Lucia: He he he I hear the colors on you face….

Shannon: Seriously it looks better; if Ana Lucia hadn't colored it I would've shaved it off!

Spa

Jack: I never heard of a mayonnaise bath before

Manly Man (he came back): Well skinny, it's all of the rage

Jack: Are you calling me anorexic

Kate: And lemon eye pieces?

Manly Man: Complements of the chief!

Manly Man points to Dr. Phil

Jack: OK?

Host Place

Polar Bear: It's Jack Jay

Jeff Probst: No it's Jack Pigeon!

Polar Bear: You've already said that!

Moments later

Polar Bear: I should go discuss a new tribe name with them losers…..

Polar Bear Flies away

Jeff Probst: Ummm, a little help…

Man: Need Help?

Jeff Probst: Yes please

Man unties Jeff

Jeff Probst: Thanks…uhhh..

Man: Jack Sparrow

Jeff Probst: Jack Sparrow?

Jack Sparrow: Yes mate Captain Jack Sparrow

Jeff Probst: No you're name is Jack Hummingbird….not Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow: It's Sparrow

Jeff Probst: No it's……….

Tribal Meeting

Polar Bear: Sorry people I'm late because I was fighting with an old man…but let's discuss a new tribal name

My Top three favorite Names from reviews:

The other others

Those people from the show that aren't those evil guys

Cardboard Box Company

Sayid: Where's Jack and Kate…..

Polar Bear: Damn I forgot them at the cannibal eating spa

Sawyer: WHAT!

Polar Bear: Crap!

At the spa

Jack: Wow there setting up a big warm pot for us Kate

Kate: Ya and this BBQ sauce lotion is the greatest…….

In till tomorrow

A/N Remember to vote for one of the team names, who you want voted off, and any requests you might have for future chapters

This has been brought to you by my love for Steve Irwin…Crickey