A/N: Hello World! Sorry to take so long, but I've been working on a different project which I will post soon. Now, So far nobody has given me any OCs to use. T_T. Come on guys (and/or girls), throw me a bone here.
Now, personally, I really like this chapter, so leave me a review.
Chapter 9: Oh sh*t! Not you again!
I slowly turned around to see, none other than, that freaky as f*ck Misdreavous. Why me?
She floated a little closer to me and said in a husky voice, "Now that there isn't any of your friends to help you I think that it'll be much easier for us to have some fun, don't ya think?"
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** *** *** *** *** *** **** ****! Summoning my courage I said, "Screw off you desperate b*tch! Can't you go rape some other pour soul?!"
She didn't seem put off my by words at all, she actually looked amused. "Oh sweetie, you know your the only one for me, besides, I don't want to fight, I just want to be friends."
Yeah I don't buy that one bit.
"Well, friends with benefits actually."
I said to her, "NO! You know what? NO! I am not going to put up, with you any longer!"
She just laughed, "You can't touch me, I have a type advantage remember?"
I just glared at her and said, "You're right, you do-"
"Then you should know that-"
"BUT! SO DO I!"
She immediately whipped around to face me and said, "What do you mean you littl, AGH!"
She was knocked out of the air, by a blow from behind, she heard me say, "And you really should pay more attention to what I can do, because I was able to use double team and have the real me escape."
She growled, and looked like she was about to use some kind of attack, but at that precise moment in time Cinder came around the corner and saw what was going on. And Jesus Christ I have never seen her so pissed off. She Roared and knocked back the Misdreavous a good ten feet. I came out from my hiding space in the bushes, and stalked over to the Misdreavous with Cinder next to me and we looked down at her. The Misdreavous scowled at us and said, "This isn't over, I swear I will get you one day you insulant Ralts!"
I blinked at her and said, "Oh, shut up!" I used a Confusion, but the annoying pokémon had already fazed through the ground and escaped, "OH GOSH DANG IT!"
Cinder looked at me with relief, not just on her emotions, but showing on her face as well as she said, "Who in the world was that?"
"She's some rapist misdreavous that tried to seduce me a while ago. I guess she was about to try again."
Cinder looked surprised and said, "You make it sound so casual, like this kind of thing happens all the time."
I shrugged and said, "What do you want me to do? Go into tears about it? Scream in rage and anger? Laugh it off? Besides, I'm tired, being emotionally interesting is hard when you're tired."
Cinder giggled a bit at that and we both headed back to the hotel room.
When we woke up the next day, I got up from the couch extremely grouchy. I barely slept another hour after that incident and Tali's snoring didn't help. I went over to the kitchen, and made some coffee. I can barely frickin' remember what coffee is, but so help me, I knew that I needed some. I had just finished making it when Tali and Cinder (Flare was still getting up) came over and looked at me funny asking simultaneously (I assumed they practiced before asking me), "Link, what exactly are you doing?"
I gave them a harsh look and said, "Making myself some gosh-dang coffee. Do you have any problems with that?"
Cinder winced at my harsh tone, but Tali just ignored and said, "And where did you learn how to make this? It looks like you're using the human machines again."
I grumbled some choice words before saying, "I dunno, a Teddiursa taught me, ya happy?!" I then said under my breath, "Maybe a teddiursa will pop out in the wild now and we'll have another damned tearful reunion."
The coffee finished brewing and I just drank some from the pot (completely ignroing how it was about half my size) I put it down, and didn't feel any different. I looked at the blend I had used and saw in little letters under the name, "decaf". I said some more choice words before teleporting off the counter. Heather opened the door, with smiles and sunshine just radiating off of her and said, "How are you all doing?! Because we are gong to challenge the Gym Leader today!"
She was greeted by the sight of a disheveled, just awoken, Flare, a pissed off, tired, and grumpy me, a Tali with toast all over her (courtesy of me) and a Cinder that had gone back to sleep.
Heather sighed and said, "Five minutes all of you, then we head over to the gym leader."
I think one of us might have nodded, but I know I sure as hell didn't.
A few minutes later and we had arrived at the gym. Heather had put Flare and Tali back in there pokéballs, much to there protest, but couldn't get me to go in, and Cinder made herself look to cute to be put in. We walked through some hallways, and some noob trainer tried to challenge us to a battle, but I got right up in his face and gave him a look that easily managed to convey that if he persisted in trying to battle us then his expected life-span would suddenly become a hell of a lot shorter. None of the trainers in the gym messed with us after that. When we reached the Gym Leader she stood on some elevated platform like she was some kind of queen. Without saying a word she opened a door behind her and we followed her to a very rocky battle field. She said some challenging words to Heather, who I'm sure had a very witty response.
Tali and Flare went out to battle, but I was trying to sleep so I didn't pay attention to what they did, but it sounded like they had an easy enough time with it. I was just about to fall asleep when Heather poked me awake. She smiled sheepishly and pointed to the battle field where some asshole Onix was sitting looking smug. I gave her a look that said, "So?" she pointed to Flare and Tali in response who were both to heavily damaged/tired to be able to do anything.
I grumbled and got up. I walked onto the battlefield where the Gym Leader and smirked and the Onix had the damned audacity to laugh. My eye twitched and I gave the Onix a pissed off look that could make Arceus himself cry for mom saying, "I AM TIRED! HOWEVER MORE IMPORTANTLY, I AM PISSED OFF! SO I SUGGEST YOU WIPE THAT SMUG-ASS GRIN OFF YOUR UGLY FACE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
The Onix laughed again, and said in deep earthy voice, "What are you going to do about it, shorty?"
My eye twitched again, and I said, "OH YOU ARE A DEAD POKÉMON!"
I teleported behind him and hit him with a Pyscho cut that i had honed to a point. He whirled around and tried to hit me with an Iron tail, but I had already Teleported to a different spot., where I hit him with another Pyschcut. He roared and tried to hit me with another Iron tail, and hit. I rolled back to the other side of the battlefield and stood up, massively hurt, and seriously ticked off. The Onix laughed again and said, "I don't care how 'pissed off' you are, you aren't strong enough to defeat me. Simple as that."
I pointed a nub at him and said, "OH, FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! I'LL GET STRONGER THEN!" and at that moment, through sheer force of will, I friggin evolved. I. Am. So. Great.
