dear lucy,

Good, becuase I got blind drunk last night and I had a hangover the size of the isle of wight.

Hmm, well then I am glad I'm just a city then haha.

Right! In that case I shall get rid if him for you! FRENCH INVASION TIME!

Love your sister,

Bekki (portsmouth)

Dear Bekki,

Thanks for the help. France is such a damn wanker. He got punched in the jaw because he gropped England while they attended the world meeting. That arse hole deserved it.

Well, when I 'probably' get down with work or if I get vacation I will come visit you. Have you talked to scotland lately? If you have tell him I have to talk to him.

Your sister,

-Lucretia