dear lucy,
Good, becuase I got blind drunk last night and I had a hangover the size of the isle of wight.
Hmm, well then I am glad I'm just a city then haha.
Right! In that case I shall get rid if him for you! FRENCH INVASION TIME!
Love your sister,
Bekki (portsmouth)
Dear Bekki,
Thanks for the help. France is such a damn wanker. He got punched in the jaw because he gropped England while they attended the world meeting. That arse hole deserved it.
Well, when I 'probably' get down with work or if I get vacation I will come visit you. Have you talked to scotland lately? If you have tell him I have to talk to him.
Your sister,
-Lucretia
