Ask Ino
Ninth Edition
YOUTH!
Since so many people are there, a question for Gai: Why do waves appear and seagulls screech whenever you get emotional? And why don't you and Lee try kicking the door down together in a Maximum Youth Inverted Dynamic Entry? (I just made that up!)
-avatarjk137
PS. Shikamaru, I know how you feel (I too am often the smartest guy in the room, but can't motivate myself to make any real difference. And thanks for answering my sister Yellowfur's questions!)
Gai: That, my friend, is the spirit of YOUTH! -seagulls appear in the background- And yes...Lee, we should try a super youthful combo on the door!
Ino: o.O Where'd they come from...? -eyes the seagulls-
Lee: That's a wonderful idea, Gai-sensei!!
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Gai-Sensei!
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Gai-sensei!
-waves crash in the background-
Everyone: o.0 -back away slowly-
Naruto:-wakes up- O.o What'd I miss??
Hinata: Naruto-kun!
Naruto: -still in her lap-
Hinata: -turns beet red, accidentally throwing him across the room in surprise-
Dear Ino,
You're an annoying loud mouth pig that has no reason to be doing such a thing. No wonder Sakura is beating you! After all she trains and is much much prettier. As for her forehead it absoutly beautiful! How could you hate such a thing?!
I think you need to come off yourself Pig! I mean, Ino. . .
Sincerely,
Sak-I mean-
Sasuke Uchiha.
Ino:...
Chouij: Hey...Ino?
Shikamaru?
Ino: I...I'll be...right back... -disappears into a random closet-
Shikamaru:?
Closet: -BEEP- LITTLE PIECE OF -BEEP BEEP- AND BIG PINK WIDESCREEN FOREHEAD -BEEP- UGLY LITTLE -BEEP BEEP- TWINKIES -BEEP- SASUKE-KUN!!
Ino: -leaves the closet- I feel better now! -smiles-
Everyone: O.O'
How old are the ninja's? I was guessing twelve but ya don't look twelve. I dunno. How old are you people!? PS. Sasuke would get his but wooped by Naruto. Oh yeah...Sasuke seems a little queer...face it, it is the truth...Ok, he seems mega hecka gay to the highest degree of queerness. Ok!
-random person
Ino: All the genin are 13 right now. Or at least the Ino-Shika-Chou is.
Shikamaru:...
Gai: Ready, Lee?
Lee: Yeah!!
Both: -power up, and kick at the door-
The door shudders, and a dent is made...the dent then flattens out by some unseen force!
Lee: What?!
Gai: Hm...seems you were right this time, Kakashi.
Kakashi: -nods- This is more serious than it appears...
Dear Ino,
Ew Ino what were you and Lee doing you horny girl! Do you even care that there are others watching?? Just kidding. Um... Out of all the genins who do you think has the most tragic life?
-JarJar
Ino: Sasuke-kun
Naruto: Sasuke-kun, Sasuke-kun! why the hell...!
Hinata: -twiddles fingers-
Hinata's POV
Naruto: Hey Hinata, wanna go out with me some time? -sparklie grin-
Normal POV
Hinata: -turns red- N-Naruto-kun!
Naruto: Eh?
dear ino,
Honestly, what would you do if Shikamaru asked Temari out (and we're all pretty sure that you like Shikamaru anyways so don't say 'there's always Sasuke-kun!')
-starseer
P.S. YORICK ROCKS!
Ino:W-why would it matter to me??
Kakashi: Hinata, this woman that brought you here...what did she look like?
Hinata: I-I'm sorry...I couldn't see her face...
Kakashi: -sighs-
Hinata: B-but she was wearing a blue cloak...
Ino: -thinks-...familiar...
Shikamaru: -thinks- Who's Yorick?
Chouji: -thinks-...we're out of food...
Dear Ino,
1.If you saw Sasuke making out with Hinata and they dated, 10 years later they got married. What would you do? What would you do if it was Sakura instead of Hinata?
2.Here's one for Kakashi: Why are you always late? Do you have some kind of secret Icha Icha Paradise Club meeting every morning? And why is your rival a scicopath that belongs in a mental fascilaty? And better yet, why did you LOSE to him?
Love Ino's #1 fan Misy
PS.I HATE Sakura
PSS.I also hate Sasuke
PS. Here is a list of my fav.
characters:
1.Naruto 2.Ino 3.Gaara 4.Tayuya 5.Neji 6.Hanabi 7.Kiba 8.Ten-Ten 9.Haku 10.Rin
Ino:...
Shikamaru: Ino?
Ino: 1.-shoves a kunai into an orange-
Kakashi: o.o
Hinata: -gulps- E-erm...T.T -inches closer to Naruto-
Naruto:Yeah! I'm number 1!! and finally someone who hates Sasuke!
Ino: How?!
Lee:T.T I'm not even on the list...
Kakashi: 2. -shifty eyes-Who told you that? It's a lie. Don't believe it. -hides Icha Icha-
Gai: Sociopath?? -brightens up- And of course he lost to me! hahahah!
Kakashi: -.-'
Dear Ino-chan,
I've got a couple of questions for you.
1. Have you ever talked with your Inner Self for a while?
2. Does it annoy you that Sasuke just left?
Love,
NaraNeko
P.S: Heya, Shika. You're awesome. Go smart-and-lazy people.
P.P.S: Lee, there is no voice. NO VOICE AT ALL.
Ino: 1.Sometimes.
Chouji: You talk to yourself, Ino?
Shikamaru: Troublesome...
Ino: 2.Yes.
Yorick: Yes...no voice. So stop listening!
Lee and Naruto: What was that?! You heard it too?! I'M NOT CRAZY?!
Yorick: Oops... eeerm, no! this is your concience!! OBEY THE CONCIENCE!
Dear Ino,
Sorry Ino, but these questions are for others. Take a break. Get some tea.
1.Kakashi, how do you get your hair like that?
2.Hinata, what is your sister like?
Thank you.
And, P.S. Gai, I suggest that you and Lee use a combo attack of concentrated power of youth to open the door!
-Yellowfur
Kakashi: Oh, this? -pets hair- It grows in this way...-continues reading-
Naruto: Yeah Kakashi-sensei, your hair is weird!
Gai: It does defy the laws of gravity...
Hinata: 2.Erm...Hanabi?
Naruto: Yeah, we don't know much about your sister, Hinata!
Hinata: Sh-she's nice...I'm not sure...-twiddles fingers-
Naruto?
Gai: PS. -sighs- We've already tried that...
Hello again, Ino!
Here's my questions:
1. I have this Naruto character I made up...but I can't decide whether to make her fight with either spell-cards (magical cards infused with magic, in case you didn't know) or a purple-bladed sword. Or maybe you should call Tenten for this question? Or just ask those around you, okay? -
2. Ino, what does your mother look like? Us viewers have only ever seen your dad when he was in a bar or something with Shikamaru and Chouji's dad.
ps: Who knew Shikamaru was that funny? Seriously, the "nice ass" remark almost mde me fall off my chair with laughter. Keep it up, Shikamaru! giggles
-Unlucky-Amulet
Ino: I've never heard of a ninja fighting with magic cards...the sword sounds more realistic and is probably more convenient to use...
Shikamaru: Once again, you give actual advice...
Ino:P
Dear Ino,
How long will it take you to realize that you and Shikamaru are made for each other?
Sasukes-girl08
Ino and Shikamaru: -exchange glances- Hn. -look away-
Chouji: You're more alike than you know. -laughs-
Ino: -grumbles- Shut it Chouji...
If you choose to ask more than two questions, I'll randomly select which I'll answer. Which explains why I didn't answer all 20 of Missy's questions, which I apologize to...but then people would start making 50 question lists and it would get very frustrating. -.-
(Count how many times I've said WHICH, lol)
