Chapter 9: Preliminaries and Douchebags

"Talking!"

'Flashback'/Flashback

'Thoughts'

"Demon Talking!"

Web of Intrigue

'Jutsu'

Chapter Start

Previously!

Her eyes bolted open, she stared at him, "I'm under CRA, and you seem like my kind of woman, so… I mean you don't have to but…" he was cut off as Anko placed a firm kiss on his lips.

"Hai… Arigato… Naruto-Koi" she said, laying on his chest.

*Knock, Knock*

"Naruto-kun are you in there?"

'Karui-chan' Naruto thought, trying to think of a way to explain it to her, but before he could Anko; who was still naked opened the door pulled her in and stripped her naked.

"Round Three" Anko said with a lustful smile.

Present

Naruto was standing in an open hall with a statue holding the ram sign; he was feeling great, but rather sore. Yesterday, he made love to his two 'fiancés'. It was just as Anko had said, 'if you're old enough to kill, than you're old enough to drink, and have sex'. When Naruto told Karui that he was under CRA and that he would be allowed to have a harem, she was a little disappointed (and pissed) that she couldn't have him to herself, but she wouldn't mind sharing. He glanced over at Karui who was standing next to him holding his hand; he turned around and spotted Anko who was eyeing him lustfully. Naruto stood there, as the room began to fill up; he noticed that Anko was right, the teams WERE decreased by half, maybe even more but, then again he did take out four teams and saw one get killed by a giant spider.

Naruto thought about the past five days; he managed to obtain a new weapon, Tendrils. While he could use them in the past in his Devastator Attack; the attack he used on the spiders which he called, Black Hole, was almost like his Bio-bomb technique it pulls in objects and rams them together crushing the target. The Tendrils themselves seemed to tear victims from the inside out, leaving a few body parts dangling from web-like suspension; it seems the more powers he obtains the more gruesome they become along the way.

His Mangekyo Sharingan was something he did not expect, he confronted Kurama about it and told him the information he knew about all Five levels.

One Tomoe – See Chakra flow and Genjutsu

Two Tomoe – Clarify Perception; Easily Recognize Genjutsu, Mimic Movements, and Track fast movement

Three Tomoe – Copy Jutsu (Nin, Gen, and Tai), Hypnosis, and a Kinjutsu called Izanami.

(AN: I've done the research, Mangekyo isn't required for Inzanami)

Mangekyo – Kinjutsu: Tsukuyomi, Amaterasu, Susanoo, Izanagi, Kamui and Yasaka Magatama.

Eien Mangekyo – Immortality and Hypnosis (Human/Bijuu Control)

This got Naruto Interested; the final level could control the bijuu AND people, as if he wasn't sadistic enough already. Naruto asked how to obtain it, Kurama knew his host wouldn't do anything to the Bijuu unless it was necessary, and that sometimes he loved it when Naruto messed around with people before tearing them apart; he recalled Anko asking him to join the Torture and Interrogation Division, needless to say Kurama agreed with her. He explained to him that the only way to obtain them was to gain the eyes of another Uchiha and transplant them; he went on about how using the Mangekyo would cause the user to lose their eye sight which didn't really bother Naruto much since he could just consume some random guy and take their vision.

Naruto officially decided to train with his new Sharingan when he had the chance; he wanted Kurama to be his personal sensei. Kurama felt rather awkward about having his host take orders from him, but he accepted nonetheless. When Naruto asked about the Mangekyo ability he immediately mentioned Izanagi and told Naruto he was leaving that one out and wasn't going to teach him. When Naruto asked why, he told him that it would cause him go blind and lose his vision, and that even if he consumes someone he would have to consume a person for each time he used it; and surprisingly Naruto agreed to that, it would be too much of a hassle.

Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts, when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned and sure enough, it was the Uchiha.

"Dobe, I demand you tell me how you got my clan's eyes!" he said with venom in his voice.

Naruto looked unfazed, he took his hand off his shoulder, not wanting to start a fight in front of everyone, and it would look bad on his clan status.

"You really want to know?" he said coldly.

Sasuke grunted, but nodded.

"I got these eyes by accident" he said surprising everyone who was listening.

"You know what I have sealed inside me right?" he said, gaining a slow nod from Sasuke.

"It happened four years ago, I left because of a something I did in self defense… A man named Danzo, saw me as a weapon and thought it would be in everyone's interests or rather his to bring me back and turn me into a mindless weapon for his needs" he said adding venom to the end.

"While I was on my way to wind country, one of his personal guards called Root was sent to retrieve me… I killed and consumed each of them, what I didn't know was that the Captain of the squad was an Uchiha named Yamato… After I consumed him the Uchiha blood was embedded into my DNA and I was given the Sharingan" he finished. Sasuke seemed to buy it, because he loosened up a bit.

"Be that as it may, that still doesn't explain how you managed to get the Sharingan's fourth level!" he said leaving everyone wide-eyed including the Jonin and Kages who have just walked in.

"Truthfully I don't know, it happened when I was fighting you remember; I don't know what I did to get to this level…" Naruto explained.

"I see…"Sasuke said, before walking away. 'Those eyes…' thought Sasuke bitterly. 'Why should the dobe get those eyes?'

'Hey Kurama, how do you get the Mangekyo Sharingan?'

"To obtain it, one must witness at first hand the death of someone close, but that alone doesn't trigger it one must feel emotion when that happens" the nine tailed beast explained.

'What? But I never got close to anyone let alone seen them die?'

Kurama knew this was true, during his time away from Konoha; Naruto stayed secluded from villages and only goes in for supplies and food. He's never gotten close to anyone other than Samui and she's still alive; so what was it?

"Maybe, it's because you've fully mastered the Sharingan" he said.

'You think so, I mean I did use it a lot the first three years and I've hardly used it afterwards' Naruto said a bit confused.

"It's the only thing I can come up with" Kurama said.

"Naruto-Koi?"

"Huh? Karui-chan something the matter?"

"You were spacing out, the Hokage's about to give a speech"

"Oh right" he said sheepishly.

The Genin stood and turned their attention toward Kage, "Good to see so many of you passed the second exam so a huge Congratulations is in order, not that many ever survive a day let alone five in the Forest of Death… now I would like to…" he was cut off by a rather sick looking Jonin.

"S'cuse me *cough* Hokage-sama * I believe I should *cough* continue from here *cough*"

"Ah yes, of course Hayate-san please continue"

"Good, do I have *cough* everyone's attention *cough* because there is still *cough* so many of you *cough* we will be holding a *cough* preliminary match here *cough* to shorten down the *cough* few who will advance *cough* to chunin rank"

Kiba spoke out, "So this third test is a fight right?"

"That is *cough* correct"

"Heh sweet"

"Now before we *cough* continue is there *cough* anyone here who *cough, cough* wishes to quit? You will be *cough* allowed to stay here and *cough* watch the fights before being *cough* escorted from the tower along *cough* everyone else" Hayate finished.

Naruto saw the silver haired teen from the written exams raise his hand and was told to either stay or to return to his room. He left, and the rest turned their attention to Hayate.

"Will there be *cough* anyone else? No? *cough* well then could everyone *cough* go to the stands and wait *cough*for your name to appear *cough* on the screen" he said with everyone going to the stand. They say the screen go through random names until it stopped on…

(AN: fights are the same as canon except Shino fought Chouji and Kiba fought Dosu, Yugito and Fu ended up in a draw, and Karui's teammates fought each other and their fights ended in a draw. Sorry but they really don't have any point in this story.)

"Next *cough* Match"

Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze vs. Zaku Abumi

"Hehe another weak genin that will end up dead by my hand" said Zaku arrogantly.

"Oh this coming from a guy wearing an Arm Cast" Naruto replied lazily, making Zaku get eye twitchy and a tick mark on his head.

"What ever bring it on!"

"Are both sides *cough* ready? Haijime!" Hayate said jumping back.

Zaku raised his still functioning arm

"Zankuha! (Decapitating Airwaves)" yelled sending a visible air wave, Naruto jumped to the side. Zaku kept on shooting airwaves at Naruto.

(Up in the Stands)

"He's not giving Naruto an opening, all he can do is dodge" said Karui.

"Don't worry about him, he's plotting something I just know it" said Kakashi, wondering what the blond would do.

'Naruto-kun...' thought a worried Anko.

Naruto didn't attack he was just dodging, his face looked impassive, "Damn it stand still!" Zaku yelled.

'Why doesn't he use the Sharingan? He could instantly win with that new level' thought Sasuke; who managed to not pass out or lose as much chakra during his fight.

Naruto continued dodging until… Zaku began to look rather tired.

'Damn I running out of Chakra… WAIT THAT'S WHAT HE WAS DOING! HE'S MAKING ME TIRE MYSELF OUT!' he mentally yelled.

Naruto stopped and stared, "Well that was a nice work out, though not as good as dodging wind enhanced Kunai but, still nice" he said shocking everyone. Naruto had made Zaku deplete his own chakra while Naruto hadn't wasted little over two percent of his own; thus angering Zaku.

"you… SHUT-UP!" he yelled forcing his broken arm up.

"What he could use his other arm!" yelled a surprised Sakura.

"ZANKUKYOKUHA! (Extreme Decapitating Airwaves)" he yelled, letting loose a huge air blast, hitting Naruto dead on causing dust and debris to explode the surrounding area.

"NARUTO!" yelled Sakura, Hinata, Kakashi, Samui, Anko, and Hiruzen, while Temari and Kin showed worry on their face.

The dust cleared, showing a large black spiked shield, which retracted into…Naruto's arm?

"You done?" he said impassively, not affected by the attack; Zaku however showed fear in his face.

"Good, cause it's my turn" he said disappearing from sight and reappearing crouched in front of Zaku hitting him with a powerful uppercut sending him flying high, Naruto sent biomass to his legs and jumped higher. He transformed his hands into the three-fingered tendrils, shot them towards the ground on both of Zaku's sides leaving him in range of attack. Naruto slingshot himself stomping down hard on Zaku, sending both to the ground creating a medium sized crater (AN: Prototype 2 Tendril Helicopter Finisher).

Zaku laid on the cracked ground, his ribs completely broken piercing his lungs, crushing his spine, his other arm, and shattering the bones of his entire torso; medics rushed over to him; they were shocked, they announced he would be dead in a matter of minutes. Now everyone was staring there wide-eyed, with an expression of Shock, Awe, and Fear. The ones that were in shock were the Raikage, The Sand Siblings, Sasuke, Tenten, Neji, Lee and most of the Rookie nine; the ones that showed Awe were Sakura, Hinata, Samui, Kakashi, Hiruzen, Mei, Fu, and Yugito; Finally fear, which was at the heart of the rest of the genin praying that if they win their rounds, they wouldn't have to fight.

"Kitten, it's him… it's Kurama-kun!" said the delighted Two Tailed tenant.

'Kurama-kun?'

"That's Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki kitten, I never thought he'd be sealed into that stud, I mean look at him… Strong, Fierce, and I bet he's great in bed…"

'MATATABI!' she mentally yelled getting a full face blush.

"You know you want it!" she yelled to her host.

With the Taki Nin

'Holy Shit did you see that… THAT WAS AWESOME!'

"Kurama's host shows great promise… you aren't thinking about getting with him are you?"

'N-nooooooooooooooo…'

"Tsk, yeah right…"

Naruto looked at Zaku's Dying form, he just walked to him ignoring the medic nins, and stomped on his head; everyone watched in both horror and awe as black and red tendrils shot out and consumed Zaku. Naruto clutched his head slightly, before looking at Kin. He just smiled at her, she gained a blush and turned away; from what Naruto gained from Zaku's memories, he was always hitting and yelling at her, quite frankly he did Kin a favor.

"Shousha, Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze!" said Hayate.

In a Corner, an Oto Jonin with a curtain mask licked his lips, 'Kukuku, I think I've found a body better than Sasuke-kun's'.

Naruto looked at the Hokage, he saw his face that said, 'we're going to have a talk later' Naruto simply looked at him and shrugged scratching the back of his head, before sprouting his wings which surprised mostly everyone and flew up to the stands. Naruto turned back to watch and before he could retract his wings he felt a tug on them he turned to both sides and noticed Sakura and Hinata feeling them up, "Wow, their so soft" said Sakura.

Hinata picked up a black feather up the floor and held it close, "C-can I k-keep this N-naruto?"

He smiled at her, "Hai, Hinata."; she flushed neon red, and promptly fainted. Naruto chuckled, picked her up and sat her up.

"Next *cough* Match"

Hinata Hyuuga vs. Neji Hyuuga

(AN: Fight same as canon; I know I'm too lazy, and I forgot most of Neji's Rambling.)

Hinata was holding the side of her torso and was bleeding from the mouth.

"Why do you keep getting up, you were a failure and always have been, nothing will ever change that" Neji said, arrogantly.

"I know I can't win, a-and I know I can n-never amount t-to everyone's e-expectations, but there i-is someone I've a-always looked up to, h-he's the reason I d-don't quit, I h-have someone w-worth fighting for… a-and that is why I c-continue fighting to p-protect the ones I c-care for e-even if I end u-up losing my l-life" she said in between breaths.

This shocked everyone, Neji just stared at her, "Let's test that theory…" he said charging at her with the attempt to finish her off. Every Jonin was ready to stop him but before they could a tri-pronged kunai landed by Hinata's feet. In a Dark Red flash, Naruto appeared in front of Neji grabbed his wrist and tossing him to the side. The Kages and Jonin were slack jawed, that was Minato's Hiraishin, "are guys going to stand there all day, medics!" he yelled snapping them out if their stupor, they ran to Hinata and placed her on a stretcher; the attempted to use medical jutsu which seemed to fail; Kureina rushed to her.

"Her lungs are failing, he was really trying to kill her" said one of the medics, the rookie nine were now getting worried; Hinata had been their academy friend, and her cousin had attempted to kill her.

Naruto glared at Neji who was getting up before kneeling down besides Hinata, Naruto began making hand signs; Ox, Tiger… Shosen no Jutsu (Mystical Palm Technique). A dark blue flame appeared it Naruto's hands he placed them on Hinata's chest and her breathing began to slow down. Hiruzen, Kakashi, and Kureina were surprised, the Shosen jutsu was known by very few medic shinobi, they required chakra reserves of from high chunin to mid jonin to be able to use. Hinata's face became peaceful and she began to breathe normally. "She'll be fine, just let her rest" he said reassuring, Kureina thanked him for saving her student. Naruto waved it off, before glaring at Neji, "I don't understand why you helped her; a failure is always a failure…"

"You know if she really wanted to beat you she'd activate that fucking mark on your forehead!" he said, shocking Neji, Hiruzen, and the Jonin.

"Know this, pray we don't end up as opponents; otherwise I'll make what I did to Zaku look like child's play, because no one messes with my friends." said giving him a death glare and unleashing KI dropping him to his knees. He turned and walked up the stand.

"Next Match! *cough*"

Rock Lee vs. Sabaku no Gaara

(AN: Fight same as canon, you can hate all you want but it won't change a thing)

"Would the winners *cough* please come down and *cough* draw a number" Hayate said.

They walked down got in line and picked a ball from the box.

"Two" Neji said.

"Seven" said Temari.

"Four" said Gaara.

"Five" said Kankuro.

"Eight" said Shikamaru.

"Six" said Shino.

"Three" said Sasuke.

Naruto smirked, "One".

Neji was begun to sweat, everyone was mentally said, 'oh, he's fucked' or, 'I do NOT pity him.)

Hiruzen, got up and spoke, "Well done Everyone those who have won, will continue in one month, this will give everyone time to train themselves for their respected match, with that said, good luck to all of you" he said, as everyone started to leave, "Naruto…" he stopped mid step, "Come with me" naruto groaned and fallowed suit.

Tower Office

Naruto walked in and saw, Mei, A, and Kakashi there, "Hey Kakashi-nii, hey Mei-san" he said then turned to A.

"Um… h-hey there Raikage-sama" he said nervously, hoping he wasn't pissed at him for sleeping with his niece. He walked up, placed a bone crushing hand on his shoulder and whispered, "If you hurt her… make her cry… even make her sad… one time… I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice… you feel me… I'm talking pain boy… serious mind numbing pain… you understand me".

(AN: Cookie to who knows this reference)

*Gulp* "Y-y-yes"

He patted him on the back, "good to know, take care of my niece" he said all friendly like, making Naruto shake like a leaf.

"Okay… first off Naruto congratulations on making it to the finals, and the Hiraishin, I never thought I'd see it again" he said getting a sheepish laugh from Naruto.

"Second, Naruto… I thought you were going to keep your bloodline abilities a secret, you know with Orochimaru here and if he saw you he'd want to take your body…" he said gaining shutters from Naruto, Kakashi, and Mei.

"Wait you mean like giving me that mark that Sasuke and Anko-chan have?"

"Yes… wait Anko-chan?"

"Well you see… she kinda came up to me after the second exam… and we kinda ended up… doing it" getting wide-eyes from Hiruzen, Kakashi, Mei and A, who was looking kinda pissed.

"YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ENGAGED FOR OVER A WEEK AND YOURE ALREADY CHEATING ON HER!" A yelled, choking Naruto off his feet.

"I'm *gack* under CRA *gack* I have a *gack* Harem" Naruto barely managed to say; A looked at him and slowly putting him down giving him a suspicious look.

"Besides *pant* Karui-chan joined half way so I don't really see the problem" he said; A picked him up and choked him again. Kakashi and Hiruzen were giggling like little schoolgirls and Mei had an Atomic blush on her face.

Ten minutes later, Kakashi and Mei pried Naruto off A's grip.

"Okay Naruto, the third reason why you're here… we heard Sasuke's outburst what is this about you gaining the fourth level of Sharingan?" he said, with all of them leaning in wanting to know.

"It's true… but, honestly… I don't know how I got it" he lied, knowing full well on how he got it.

"Could you show it to us?"

Naruto shrugged, he closed his eyes and sent Chakra to them; he opened them, his outer pupils looked like a blaze chakram and the pupil itself looked like a buzz saw with a single dot in the center.

(AN: this is how it looks like, just without the four sided shuriken in the center; that will be with his Eternal Mangekyo; Cookie to whoever guesses who he gets it from art/Blazes-Mangekyou-Sharingan-FP-102751394)

Everyone stared at him, it seriously made Naruto look intimidating, "Amazing, what can it do?"

"Well, the Sharingan isn't my bloodline, and I just got this two days ago so, I really don't know what it does…" he lied again, of course since Naruto put logic into his statement they instantly bought it.

"I see… well then, good luck on your training Naruto, me and the rest of the Kages have matters to attend to…"

"Right later Jiji, Mei-san… Raikage-sama" he said.

"My threat still lingers…."

*Gulp*

With that Naruto and Kakashi left the Tower

Chapter End

AN: sorry if the fights weren't up to your expectations, but they had absolutely no impact on the story whatsoever. Blame my laziness or Nara-ness or whatever you want to call it but it is how it is.