J: It is 1:14 in the morning! YAY! Nothing better than updating just an hour or two in the new day. Thank you junk food!

Mina's version is under LynxbyLynx titled "Transfan Mania: Rewrite"

Alex' version is under my profile titled "Brigde to Nowhere."

THANKS TO MY BETA BUDDY KHALTHAR

DISCLAIMER: Hasbro owns Transformers.


- Alex's Interrogation -

Alex didn't know what was worse, being interrogated by a federal agent that was quite attractive with red hair tied back into a bun on the top of her head, or being faced with Arcee's gorgeous holoform. The only thing keeping him from drooling was that both women were fixing very cold glares on him. Shifting a bit uncomfortably Alex did his best to keep eye contact with the Red Fed since she would be the one asking questions. Her voice came out soft with a bit of an edge to it, "For the record what is your full name?"

"Alexeis Delas Alas." The mood of the room was insanely tense so Alex made sure to keep his 'charming' side in check. If not he was worried he wouldn't be able to stop himself from flirting with the woman.

"Where do you live?" The red head had turned her brown eyes away from his to write all the questions and answers down, though Alex didn't see why she needed to do that when Arcee was probably recording everything as well, and there was also a camera up in the left corner behind him.

"The Philippines." Mina had passed along some her answers and a warning to watch the questions they ask, he liked her idea to keep it pretty general where he could.

Red Fed flicked her eyes to him to show a tiny bit of annoyance but didn't push on it further. Arcee's cold glare had gone down a couple tones making it just a glare. Alex wondered if she'd taken on the serious look because of how things had gone over with Mina's interrogation, it really didn't surprise him that there would be repercussions from his sister's actions. "What's your occupation?"

"To be technical I'm my father's care taker, and babysitter for my older sister. I also do odd jobs, so nothing registered." Alex gave a casual shrug when both Red Fed and Arcee raised an eyebrow at him in question. It wasn't often they heard a man admit they'd been reduced to playing house maid for his own family. He hoped this earned him a respect point and not a pity point.

" How old are you Alex?" Hearing his name being used brought some relief, Red Fed was hopefully loosening up. Though her eyes had gone back down to the paper.

" 31." He gave it short and to the point, tempted as he was to add on that he was 20 when he was clean shaved. He felt Mina's eye roll and Jenna's want to palm face, which made it difficult for him to not smile.

The pen moved to write the answer on the paper next to the question, Alex was starting to get annoyed with the scratching noise the pen made. "In your own words tell me exactly how we found you and your friends along with the Decepticons."

Alex went through the events that lead to him being seated across from two gorgeous woman and went with a loose telling, " I was walking around the streets minding my own, then I get this sense that someone is following me. The someone turned out to be Ravage and Rumble, little Decepticon bastards snagged me in some kind of rubber net that had chloroform all over it. I wake up in a net with Mina facing Starscream, Barricade, ThunderCracker and Skywarp. We get pulled through some kind of dimensional tear that looked like a black hole, then we get dumped into a pit. After Jenna woke up we got free and out of the hole. Barricade chased us out the building and into the fight that lead to us being here. End of story." Arcee's glare vanished entirely at the mention of the dimensional tear, her expression was actually quite blank and kind of unsettling to him. The pen scratching kept him from focusing on it too much.

The pen kept moving as Red Fed asked the next question, intrigue glowing in her eyes, " You seemed to have a good grasp of who's who with the Decepticons. How about the Autobots? Do you know all their designations as well? How much do you know about them in general?"

Arcee's face refocusing into a penetrating stare. Despite their claims of putting Bots in the interrogations as lie detectors Alex was sure it was for them to learn before the government just how much knowledge the three of them had about their race, and more importantly, their system functions. Here he let himself smile, looking directly at Arcee he answered, "That is classified to Autobots only." Arcee gave the smallest of head movements to indicate she appreciated this announcement and rebuff against the nosey government.

Red Fed wasn't too impressed. Her lips briefly puckered as she wrote the answer down. The pen finally stopped moving and was tucked away into the front pocket of her jacket. Meeting his eyes dead on to show her unhappy opinion of him she sighed, "Thank you for your cooperation Alex, and thank you for your participation Arcee. Good day." As she left the room Alex saw a breathe taking smile come across Arcee's face. 'She was looking all scary just to give a good impression for the red head? Huh, guess Arcee likes to act.'

Arcee stood up and showed the smile full on to Alex, "Thank you, I'll be sure to arrange things with Optimus to properly disclose your withheld knowledge." Alex gave a goofy smile back, Arcee vanished and Alex sighed in bliss. What he wouldn't give to see that smile every day.

Collecting himself he got out of the uncomfortable metal chair and left the room. Mina was standing in the hall across from the two way mirror looking into the room where he assumed Jenna was just starting to get interrogated. Joining her and looking he swore, his poor sis was being interrogated by a huge broad shouldered fed with a no nonsense expression, touching into the bond he felt Jenna's growing unease. "What have I missed?"

"Nothing yet it's just started. See who her bot watcher is?" Mina nodded her head to the bit of man barely visible around the Hulk Fed, he could have laughed if it weren't for the odd expression on the holo's face. It was an expression he would describe as a scientist observing a rat going through a maze for cheese. 'What exactly is Jolt observing Jenna for though?'