William Birkin
(kukuku)
Budweiser presents "Real Men of Genius."
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. "Mad Incest-type Scientist."
(Mr. "Mad Incest-type Scientist.")
Your research into the G-Virus was a real head turner.
(Too bad Umbrella didn't wanna play nice and tried to kill you off with their special forces)
We all know you were just chasing after your daughter because that's what B.O.W.'s do...
(How'd you explain that one to your wife?)
And so, we salute you, William Birkin. You really know how to piss a guy off after failing to kill him.
(Mr. "Mad Incest-type Scientist.")
FIN!
Asura: That... was difficult. Trying to imbed facts into the parody, while also making fun of it is really hard work. Plus, it's really hard to make fun of certain characters. Like the Dead S.T.A.R.S. members... that was hard. But, I have succeeded once again. :3 Sorry Birkin. It was too hard to pass up the chance to poke fun at your insistent chasing of your daughter, Sherry. Muhahahaha.
With that said, I was looking at all the possible "well-known" characters and seeing how many chapters we have to go... We're looking at, right now, 25 guys. That's 25 chapters of endless hilarity. :3 And the last is quite the interesting one. But I won't spoil it for you all. So, have fun and enjoy. Read and review please!
