I'm back from SWITZ! Whoooo! But I've been missing my FanFiction... So here is the next chapter...
This is soooooooooo random but I got bored soooooo hope you like it!

Polly-Night-Cullen


Jasper, Alice, Esme


No! Oh you're good at this! But I'll get you!

Jasper? Who is… That?

Who?

That giant dolly on the chair opposite you.

-Gasp-! How dare you! He is not a dolly! His name is Buff-Man. And he'd rather be known as a 'he' rather than a 'that'. He finds it very insulting.

How would you know?! He's stuffed!

-Gasp-! If he's so stuffed then how come he's beating me at chess? Someone who's stuffed couldn't beat me at chess! Don't be ridiculous Alice.

Jasper, Jasper, Jasper…

Shhhh! He needs to concentrate!

Riiiiiiight… I still say he's stuffed.

Look! If you can't appreciate Buff-Man than go away.

Hello Alice, Jasper.

-Ahem-

Oh sorry. Hello... Buff-Man. Urm… I have to… leave… Good luck Alice.