Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. OVV is, however, mine.

U BUCKETIPPERS Translation: Bucketdippers. This is a phrase used at my school, in a mocking manner. Means bully. This is because when we were in fourth grade, they rrad us a story as an antibullying message, and they referred to bullies as bucketdippers. Moving in.! Y R U BEIN SO MEAN! IM NOT GUNNA STOP RITING! Oh, what a shame. By the wae thanks 2 rebekka 4 editing 4 m gurl.

I WAS SO NERVOUSE LYKE OMGG. Well, that gave us a lot of information. I CPULDNT BELIEVE I WAS PRENANT. SPOILER ALERT: She's not pregant.

i knew o had 2 tell draco. It wuz the rite thing 2 do. Since when are morals a high priority of hers.

But megan told me 2 takw a prengancy test 1St , so i went 2 the drugstore in town with Alexis.

On or way 2 the drugstore alexis and i saw...HERMINEE. WOO WOO!

"WTF WHAT R U DOING HERE!" I YELLED Well, thats rude! out the windo.

Hermione said nothing, but rolled her eyes Hmm, that'd be my reaction and promptly flipped US OF. And that'd be my response if I was really mad

"I BITCH!" Yes you are! Good job, Alexis! *hands her a poisoned cookie* alexis yelled madly.

"Yes," Hermione agreed "You ARE a bitch!" *high fives Hermione*

We GASPED. Again.

I tried to het hemione with the car Rude. but lexis persuasdes me not 2, we had 2 her the prego rest. Translation: Prego test. Have to make sure the spagetti tastes good.

After Ed bought it I put it in my mouth nd ate it. WAIT WHAT SHE ATE IT?

"If youre puke is green Ewwww..., ur pesto Pesto? I figured I'd still be human, even if I was pregnant, "aldxis read of the box. "If it red, ur not."

We wated about 15 minues nd den i gagged EEEEEEEWWWWWWEEEEEEEWWWW!. Iquked...and IT WAS GREEN. Ooh, she's PREGGERS I WASN'T PREFABRICATED! Yeah. Your pregnant.

YAY YAY YAY What's wrong with being prefabricated?

so wat dudley Dursley u think of it TELL Rather demanding, aren't you? the u better b happy im upstaging this We can tell in class wth my iphone I hopw im not caught I actually updated on snow days, but in case anyone was suspicious, I added this lol.

A/N: I apologize for this chapter, this was, by far, not my best chapter. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoyed!