Chapter 9
You're Ugly, You're Hideous
And further more not very pleasant
To look at!
Recap: read the last paragraph in the last chapter you lazy bums. (Kidding, just kidding)
Rishae stomped back to the field. When she got there, Team 8 was no where to be seen.
"DAG NABBIT!!!!" screamed Rishae.
"Calm down its not as if we're never going to see them again." said Thai yawning. "I don't know about ya'll but I'm going to go get my LGL badge."
"Yeah, count me in, I'm so tired of this town. I just want to get out of here." said Emilee scratching the back of her head.
"Why are we standing here and talking about it, come on!" said Rishae running towards the GYM.
AT THE GYM…
Thai, Emilee, and Rishae walked into the GYM and saw a secretary sitting at a huge desk.
"Hi, I am Ms.Misses dumb assistant. How are you?" she asked.
"Umm," Thai started "We want to battle Ms.Misses, so do we just walk in?"
"Yes, No, Maybe so." she answered.
"You're NOT answering the question, WOMAN!" screamed Emilee starting to pull out a shoe.
Rishae put her hand on the shoe and forced it back in the pocket.
"Emilee it's not worth it!"
"I like to think monkeys, grapes, and coconuts. Do you like commercials?" she asked.
Thai then pulled Rishae and Emilee to the side.
"You guys, I know how to handle people like this. We just act dumb and ask dumb questions." Thai stated.
"Thai, why do you even know things like this?" asked Rishae.
"Some things you just know or you live with annoying people like this." He grinned. "Watch and learn."
Thai walked back over to the woman.
"Yes, I do like commercials, especially the Coconut Monkey Grape." said Thai with a ditsy look on his face.
"Spickle, speckle, spackle, tree?" she asked.
"Jimmy crack on and I don't care!" he answered.
"Who ate the chicken in the pizza calamari toilet?" she asked with such a seriousness on her face Emilee wasn't sure if she was kidding.
"It's like they're speaking in a code that only annoyingly dumb people can understand." said Rishae.
"What—"started Emilee.
"I'm going to go try it!" said Rishae as she ran to where Thai and the secretary were.
"People like this can really make someone feel like a genius." commented Emilee staring off at the group of stupid people in front of her. Emilee listened to the useless language until she heard a…
"MY BALONEY HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S O-S-C-A-R!!!" screamed Rishae.
"CHEEZ-ITS, GET YOUR OWN BOX!" screamed Thai.
Then finally something she could understand.
"In this GYM you don't fight the GYM leader but other trainers in your league to get a badge. The people you will be fighting are the following: from Little Pallet, Ami, Carnell, and Avery who go by the name Team 8." said the secretary.
(I never gave them last names…oh well)
"You are scheduled to be back here at 3:00pm tomorrow and no later. The GYM leader will give out badges to the winning team." said the secretary.
"Then what's the point on being a GYM leader if you're not going to battle?" asked Rishae.
"I don't know the author hasn't given me a reason." said the secretary.
"Wow," Emilee said as Rishae and Thai walked toward her. "How did you…How…How—"she stammered.
"It's all in the way you talk." said Thai trying so VERY hard to be cool.
"Don't you ever do that again." said Rishae as she smacked Thai behind his head.
"Yeah, that was creepy. So what time is it Rishae?" asked Emilee.
"It should be around lunch time…OMG it's 10:00 pm!!" screamed Rishae.
"WHAT!!!???!!!!!" Thai and Emilee shouted.
"Sike, I was playing. It's only 12:38 pm. Let's go get some lunch." said Rishae.
(A/N: Since I need to put some action in my story, I'm going to skip a wholeeeee day!! Well there is going to be a story fast forward at least.)
(Fast Forward: They sit and eat lunch when a monkey named Flint jumps on the table steals Emilee's burger and has red slippers on. (creepy) Then they train…yada yada yada…eat dinner…yada yada yada…they wake up and are on their way to the GYM…)
"I am going to crush them like…like…like whatever gets crushed like the way I am going to crush them!" said Rishae.
"Rishae…you know…I'm not even going to comment." said Thai.
"Thai, it's too late. You already commented!" said Rishae.
"Simple, so very simple." said Emilee as she opened the door to the GYM.
Team 1 walked in the GYM to the desk and signed in. Team 8 was already there.
"Well, well, well who do we have here?!" said Ami.
"You should already know." said Rishae.
"Yeah, why do you insist on asking these stupid questions anyway? As if you don't know the answers" said Thai.
"Come on lets battle already. I'm wasting time talking to you three." said Emilee whipping out a Poke ball.
(A/N: I'm not typing people calling out their Pokemon so here's the list.)
Emilee: Shroomish
Thai: Zigzagoon
Rishae: Abra for experience points and then Charmander. (she doesn't really have a choice)
Ami: HootHoot
Carnell: Electrike
Avery: Aron
The teams took the positions on the GYM floor. Then Billy Bob Bill Bobby (The guy who stands in the middle of the GYM and announces who wins the battle and when it should start. He will be in every GYM. He's like the Nurse Joy or the Officer Jenny in the story.) took out his flags and said battle begin.
"Charmander attack Aron with ember." said Rishae. Then she bent down and whispered in Charmander's ear. "And make sure he doesn't get back up."
Charmander ran towards Aron got right in his face and basically melted him. (Not really people. Figurative language just to show how strong the attack was.)
"No! Aron!" cried Avery as X's appeared on Aron's face. "You're not going to get away with this one, Rishae! Cyndaquil I choose you!"
"By the looks of that Pokemon I think I will!" said Rishae.
"Cyndaquill use smoke screen then use ember on Shroomish!" screamed Avery. Then everything got foggy and then out of no where a giant stream of fire came and hit Shroomish! Shroomish was instantly knocked out. (So sad, it didn't even get to attack.)
Emilee got flames in her eyes and looked at Avery after the smoke cleared. Her voice got deeper and lighting appeared behind her. "You will be sorry…" she said. "Squirtle, take him out!" screamed Emilee. "Use water gun!!!"
Squirtle threw back his head and basically let out a waterfall of water thus knocking out Cyndaquil. Avery was then out of the battle.
"Squirtle, you did great!!!" said Emilee.
"HootHoot use peck on Zigzagoon!" said Ami.
"Zigzagoon dodge and use tackle on Electrike." Zigzagoon went to tackle Electrike, but as soon as he touched it, he was slightly paralyzed.
"You forgot that Electrike has the ability Static? Ha, you can never use physical attacks, unless you want to take the risk of being paralyzed. Electrike, let's take advantage of this and use tackle on Zigzagoon!"
Zigzagoon tried to dodge, but the paralysis was taking affect quickly and was hit. Zigzagoon did take a lot of damage but not enough to make it faint.
"Squirtle use scratch on HootHoot!" said Emilee.
"HootHoot dodge and use peck!" Ami said. Apparently HootHoot didn't dodge quick enough so Squirtle still made some damage, but HootHoot jumped up and pecked Squirtle but then fell to the ground and took some recoil.
"Charmander, use ember on HootHoot." said Rishae.
HootHoot was then blasted in the face with fire and was knocked out instantly. (A/N: Charmander has a thing with blasting Pokemon in the face so if it isn't knocked out by the fire, the breath will do it.)
"Chikorita, Come on out!" screamed Ami.
"Oh come on Ami! Fire and Grass? Charmander's taking her out." said Rishae.
"Not if I have any thing to say about it!" said Carnell on the other side of the GYM pointing to his Electrike.
"Pidgey use gust!" screamed Emilee. The wind knocked Electrike into the wall. He was about to get up when a little rock hit him on the head and he was then knocked out.
"Not if I have anything to say about it." said Emilee.
"When did Pidgey come out?" asked Ami.
"It's not as if I have to announce it every time I call out a Pokemon." said Emilee.
"Well anyway Totodile come out!" said Carnell.
The paralysis toke complete affect and Zigzagoon officially couldn't move.
"Good job, Zigzagoon! Bulbasaur it's your turn." said Thai. "Bulbasaur, use vine whip on Totodile and if he dodges do it again!"
"Squirtle use Scratch on Totodile!" said Emilee.
"Charmander, take out Chikorita with Ember!" screamed Rishae.
"Chikorita, vine whip on Pidgey!" shouted Ami.
"Totodile, water gun on Charmander." shouted Carnell.
(A/N: This is what happened next after all those attacks hit the Pokemon at once and believe me it wasn't pretty. There was a huge explosion and the dust came up from the floor that a janitor named Jim hadn't swept up in years and everyone was coughing. When the dust cleared the Pokemon were all on the floor and were knocked out! (GASP) I ended the battle here, but to make it look like every Pokemon fainted, let's say the explosion hurt the Pokemon in the Pokeballs…OK?...OK.)
Billy Bob Bill Bobby raised his flags and said "This match is a ti—"
Then Bulbasaur stood up, yes he was in pain but it wasn't excruciating pain like everyone else. (Remember nobody attacked Bulbasaur.)
"Well, the winning team is Team 1: Rishae, Thai, and Emilee." said Billy Bob Bill Bobby.
Then all of a sudden a person in a black cloak walked in the room. When she took it off, Team 1 screamed. It was the lady in the beginning of chapter 7, I mean the lady when they first walked into the town. (A/N: You probably thought she was just part of the randomness)
"Hello, I'm Ms.Misses." said Ms.Misses. She still couldn't match and her voice was still high pitched but she didn't smell as bad.
"I give you the 'Lazy Gym Leader' badge or what people call the LGL badge." said Ms. Misses. "Since this was such a good battle I will give both teams the LGL." The badge had a picture of a stick person on a couch watching TV.
"Thank You!" said Team 1 and Team 8 in unison and then they walked out the GYM.
"That battle was garbage! I could have beaten those teams like that!" said a pale girl with auburn colored hair snapping her fingers.
"Oh please, Michelle." said a girl with golden skin and long dark brown hair turning toward the girl with auburn hair.
"Alani, you know how Michelle is so sure of herself." said a boy with creamy skin and dark black hair.
"Carlos, I'm not so sure of myself, I just think I can do better." said Michelle turning towards the boy.
"And who are you supposed to be?" asked Rishae crossing her arms in front of her, offended by Michelle's statement.
Michelle looked at Rishae and spoke. "We're Team 27. She's Alani," she pointed to the girl with long dark brown hair, "and this is Carlos," she then pointed to the boy with dark hair. "And I'm Michelle!"
Thai then spoke. "I'm Thai, she's Rishae, and she's Emilee."
"Yeah, nobody cares." said Ami looking at them. Then she turned toward Michelle. "We're Team 8, He's Carnell, he's Avery and I'm Ami, the leader of these two boys behind me."
"There was no need to announce that, Ami." said Emilee. "I feel sorry for you being the last team to start their journey." she said addressing Team 27.
"Well see ya'll later. We're leaving this city. Did you guys get your badges yet?" asked Rishae.
"Yeah, a couple minutes before you." said Alani.
"Well, we're leaving too. We just wanted to see what we were up against." said Carlos.
"Did you guys get the Flash HM yet? That lady was supposed to give it to you." said Michelle.
"Personally this is why I brought the Mega-Mega light. On the back it says it can light a cave just like Flash can but better and I don't want to teach my Pokemon that weak attack just so I can see in a cave. Definitely not worth it." said Rishae. "But we might as well get the HM anyway. I'll be right back."
Rishae then walked inside the GYM. There was screaming and yelling then all of sudden a flash of light and the roof exploded. Rishae then just casually walked out.
"I got it." she said holding up the HM.
"I don't even want to know." said Carnell.
"Oh yes you do." said Rishae. "Well—"she started.
"I'm leaving before the stupidity rubs off on me or midgets attack." said Emilee walking.
Thai and Rishae ran to catch up with her.
"Bye Team 27 and I hope I never see you again Team 8!"
"Oh yeah Avery!" said Rishae turning around. "You're UGLY, You're Hideous, and further more NOT very pleasant to look at!"
"You are so random." said Thai.
"Now where are we going again?" asked Emilee.
"Mt. Onyx." answered Rishae.
They went to the Pokemon center, packed up and while they were walking…
"Ohhhhhh! A Mankey!!!!" I want one!" said Rishae.
"Rishae be careful. Mankeys are very violent…well they're basically just like you so you can handle it." said Thai.
"Whatever, Charmander I choose you!" said Rishae. (Once again, as if she had a choice.) "Charmander, use Ember, and then tackle it!"
Mankey jumped but got nipped on the toe by the flames. Then he punched Charmander in the face. Then Charmander bit the Mankey.
"Oh, Charmander learned Bite! Do it again!" said Rishae.
Charmander bit Mankey again and then Mankey was hit with Ember. Mankey got so angry, that the vain in his head was pulsing up and down. Mankey started chasing Charmander and Rishae.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh, Help!" screamed Rishae. "Ummm, use Ember and knock it out!" screamed Rishae still running.
"No!" screamed Charmander. "You turn around and you spit fire at it. I'm not taking the risk of stopping." screamed Charmander.
"Let it build up in your mouth!" said Rishae.
"But,..." started Charmander.
"Just do it!" said Rishae.
Then as soon as Charmander had her cheeks filled with fire Rishae lifted her up and faced Charmander towards Mankey.
"Let it go!" shouted Rishae. Just as the Mankey was about to strike, Charmander opened her mouth and the fire came out. Then Mankey fainted. Rishae threw the ball and caught it.
"That was highly annoying!" said Charmander breathing hard.
"Go rest Charmander." and Rishae put Charmander back in the ball.
"That was hilarious!!!" said Thai laughing.
"And I got it all on video with my Poke gear!" said Emilee.
"You two are no help at all!" shouted Rishae wiping the sweat off her forehead.
"Well, if we had helped you then technically the Pokemon wouldn't be yours to catch!" said Thai.
"Yeah, whatever Thai." said Rishae.
Then Team 1 came to the entrance of Mt. Onyx. Before they went in an old guy stopped them.
"Be careful kids for the ghost of the Banette." said the old guy.
"So beware of the ghost of a ghost?" asked Thai.
"What?" said Rishae.
"Banette is already a ghost Pokemon so we are bewaring a ghost of a ghost."
"So the ghost of the ghost of a ghost is the ghost that the ghost of a ghost that lives in the cave as the ghost of a ghost that is the ghost of a ghost that is the ghost or a ghost we are bewaring?" asked Rishae.
"Yes, so the ghost of a ghost is—"started Thai. 'SMACK'.
"Don't you start that again, Thai!" said Emilee picking up the shoe she just threw.
"Umm, it's kinda dark now." said Rishae looking up at the cave.
"Yeah, I don't think we should go in now, maybe next morning?" asked Emilee.
"Yeah, I have to agree! Let's go to the Pokemon center." said Thai and they ran away from the cave.
END OF CHAPTER
(A/N: I just wrote this thing in an hour. Amazing right? Ummm, forget that author's block thing because I just recovered and have about 5 more chapters before I get writer's block again Please Read and Review and tell me the things you like and dislike about the story and I'll try to fix it! Sorry for any Grammar problems and spelling and all that mess.)
People I NEED Your HELP:
Can you give me the attacks of the following Pokemon:
Charmander
Squirtle
Bulbasaur
Torchic
Treecko (I don't know how to spell it)
Mudkip
Chikorita
Totodile
Cyndaquil
Thank You for all of Your Help. Please just send it in the Review. (Well if you send one.)
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