The instant messages-
Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN HOUSE OR ANYTHING OFF IT!!! SHUT UP FOX!!! I own Samantha though!Pairings: House/Cuddy (Huddy)
Genre: Humor/Romance
Reviews: NO FLAMES!!!
Rating: T
Show: Well DUH!!!
Summary: House, Cuddy, Wilson, the Ducklings and instant messaging!!! Very amusing in my mind. Please Read and Review: )
A/N- HELLO ALL!!! Sorry for the delay! My birthday is on April 11th so I had some planning to do. All that matters is that I'm updating now! Also did I tell you I update quicker when see reviews! I know it's annoying to always be reminded but I would really like your input!
Chat started by MountySweetheart-MountySweetheart: Hey Lisa! Whatcha ya doin?
FunbagsMD: Hey Samantha! Running a hospital, you?
MountySweetheart: Lunch break
FunbagsMD: I see…I am so hungry!
MountySweetheart: In general or is it that time?
FunbagsMD: Subtle (rolls eyes)
MountySweetheart: Hey! Don't roll your eyes at me, missy! (sends mock evil glare)
FunbagsMD: Lol
MountySweetheart: What?
FunbagsMD: Oh nothing, you just remind me of my employees
MountySweetheart: Ah, House, maybe?
FunbagsMD: You are hopeless (rolls eyes again)
MountySweetheart: : P
FunbagsMD: : P Yourself
MountySweetheart: ASK HIM OUT!!!
FunbagsMD: You've never even met him
MountySweetheart: Well I might have seeing how much I know about him
FunbagsMD: What do know about House?
MountySweetheart: His favorite show, color, food, day of the week, celebrity, anything you know
FunbagsMD: You do know you suck, right?
MountySweetheart: And you blow, sweetheart : P
FunbagsMD: Sweetheart is apart of your penname
MountySweetheart: So is "Mounty"
FunbagsMD: I don't get why; you're not a Mounty
MountySweetheart: I'm Canadian so sue me
FunbagsMD: Anyway, what's new with the job?
MountySweetheart: Oh not much, the club is doing well
FunbagsMD: All night parties?
MountySweetheart: Not without you "Party Pants" ; )
FunbagsMD: A COLLEGE NICKNAME!
MountySweetheart: Let me guess, House still calls you that
FunbagsMD: How did you guess? (rolls eyes)
MountySweetheart: Stop rolling your eyes! I'm getting motion sickness here!
FunbagsMD: What, are you on a plane or something?
MountySweetheart: Actually yes
FunbagsMD: What???
MountySweetheart: I am flying in an airplane with a very nice first class
FunbagsMD: You said you were on a lunch break
MountySweetheart: I am…now where did I leave my calculator?
FunbagsMD: Where are you going?
MountySweetheart: You might know the place, PPTH, the dean there is pretty crazy
FunbagsMD: YOU'RE COMING HERE??? NOW!!! WITHOUT TELLING ME???
MountySweetheart: Fine. Lisa, hon, can I spend the week with you?
FunbagsMD: Sure, drop by my place and welcome yourself in.
MountySweetheart: Under the flower pot still?
FunbagsMD: I think you should go out with House (note sarcasm)
MountySweetheart: Nah, not as sarcastic or smart as you
FunbagsMD: Thanks but I have an idea House will like you
MountySweetheart: Pfft. Sounds like a friend making opportunity but House doesn't sound like the friend type.
FunbagsMD: He might like you
MountySweetheart: That's sweet but I plan on succeeding on something in this little trip (laughs manically) : )
FunbagsMD: You, Samantha Bainer, ARE NOT SETTING HOUSE AND ME UP!!!
MountySweetheart: Fine, I won't set you guys up I will tease you non-stop like back when we were in elementary school, junior high AND high school.
FunbagsMD: I still can't belive I put up with your insanity that long
MountySweetheart: Put up with me! You were "Ms. Night Queen", "Ms. Party Princess", and "Ms. Life of the party" Shall I go on? Oo
FunbagsMD: No
MountySweetheart: See? (teases)
FunbagsMD: How much longer until your plane lands?
MountySweetheart: Let me check…2 hours
FunbagsMD: Do you want me to meet you at the airport?
MountySweetheart: Bringing arm candy, House?
FunbagsMD: "Arm candy" my ass!
MountySweetheart: I don't know whether to be amused or slightly grossed out
FunbagsMD: Pick one
MountySweetheart: Hey, unrelated topic but do you have any good maple syrup? (smirks)
FunbagsMD: You Canadians and your sugary pancake toppings
MountySweetheart: Amen! And I brought some incase you don't have the good stuff.
FunbagsMD: Sweet, I love pancakes!
MountySweetheart: One second, bathroom break, BRB
Cut to-
Cuddy sitting in her office and House comes in and sits across from her.
"Good morning Dr. Cuddy." House said playing with his cane.
"What do you want House?" Cuddy asks impatiently.
"Sex and painkillers, what are you doing?" House asks smirking.
"Working." Cuddy lies.
"Liar." House looks over to her computer screen to see she has her MSN on.
"Iming?" House questioned.
"With a friend." Cuddy tells him.
"Who?" House asks as Cuddy gets and IM.
End Cut-
MountySweetheart: Hello! I'm back Lise!
FunbagsMD: Hey, I got House in my office so I have to keep chat to a minimum
MountySweetheart: You do? Say "Hi" for me
FunbagsMD: Really?
MountySweetheart: Sure, why not?
FunbagsMD: (sighs) Hold on…
"Sam says Hi." Cuddy says to House who is smiling smugly.
"Who is Sam?" He asks.
"A friend." Cuddy says shortly.
"Boyfriend?" House asks.
"No. But that is funny." Cuddy says with a short chuckle.
MountySweetheart: What you say?
FunbagsMD: Sam says "hi"
MountySweetheart: And?
FunbagsMD: He thinks you're a guy
MountySweetheart: Pfft!
FunbagsMD: I'll tell him, hold on, again
"Sam is a girl, House." Cuddy tells House.
"And here I thought you weren't gay." House jokes.
"Hilarious, and don't mock people's sexual orientation, wait this you were talking about." Cuddy says.
House rolls his eyes. "And why are you IMing instead of working?" He asks.
"I can do both!" Cuddy argues.
"Yeah right." House says rolling his eyes.
Cuddy gives him an evil glare and turns back to the computer.
MountySweetheart: Look Lisa, IM me back when House has left your office and I'll see you in an hour and 45 minutes! Bye, bye: )
FunbagsMD: Later Sam : )
MountySweetheart has left the chat
FunbagsMD has left the chat"House go away." Cuddy tells House.
"Why?" House asks jokingly.
"You're annoying." Cuddy tells him.
"So I am." House agrees but doesn't move.
"What's going on with this Sam person?" House asks.
Cuddy grins and replies. "It going to be an interesting week." And House leaves her office, Cuddy leaves for the airport and Sam grins happily on her flight.
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A/N- HOLY CRAP that took awhile for some reason and I do not know why I like the name Samantha so much. Weird. Anyway hope you enjoyed! I will update as soon as I see 8 reviews! I belive that's fare.
