You hacker will bun in hell That's a new one… for eternal life for you have sinned against God Hacking is a sin? Uh-oh. And to claim that it was all a lie is also a sin. You will be punished for surely, for I am for real Oh, great, thanks. Now I have "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls stuck in my head.! I am a prophet of the lord, and I will get my own way And now you sound like Dolores Umbridge! You are not who you say you are, and however dare you call yourself a real believer in Christ Look who's talking! A hacker is only been sent by Stan Lee, the comic book writer? as a lie to make me look like a fool, but I same not a fool oxymoron, but it is you that is a fool for hacking my account in the first place. You a will be surveying in the flames of the eternal claims of hell Translation?! You dare take me on when I have Dog on my seed If that line didn't make you think dirty, I applaud you! I am a protest of the lord and his give my power above all you you. Donut dare take me on again to quote what all the kids are saying nowadays, "COME AT ME, BRO!" , for hacking is a sin, and will be punished as such.

"And number eleven is in face number seven apparently my mathematics are out of whack, so said the lord on his holy day of death. Didn't I tell you how much of a fool you will be if you say such evil things to the lord and his holey son of Christ, Jesus our saviour, lord protector of all!" Jerry We're in third-person now? Brilliant told his followers. And than he whinnies I like ponies baked top his church, in which he wet and faced his traitor. And it was none of other than Micheal that stood at the gates.

"You are too late! For it was Percy Jackson that made your wife pregnant! That explains so much, and yet so little She is the traitor. So what mystic should we do to this creel women of a whore!" he assed me. How rude.

"And I told him" take her to the tallest tower, and throw her from there, and if she is not dead, stone her to death. And if that does not work keep on stoning her, remove the head, like I did to Grover in the epic battle the first chapter I didn't notice this mistake at first. Can you believe it? My brain must be turning to mush, and if you have not read that why would we be here?, go back and read it, or sleep you will go to hell! Beware of my warring!" ?

And so Michael took her and killed her, along with the baby, I thought you were against abortion, ColletteJackson. Why tell me to "screw off"? who was Percy Jackson`s son! And so we had prayers. And then came Percy Jackson yelling "How dare you kill me wife" Polygamy…

"And I replayed," it was not your wife in the first pplace. So be gone from this site, or else I will have to deform you! Stan has lisped isn't it cruel that lispers can't even properly pronounce the word "lisp"? to you! Now you must realise your mistake, or I will be forced to remove you head just like I have done to my wire, who claimed to be a virgin bit was only a whore!

"No, will not submit at all!" yelled Percy Jaqson.

So we battled with swords I expected lightsabers, or something equally not Percy Jackson-y. I'm surprised, Tommy-boy, on the top of the roof of the building, for we had agreed for the battle to be taken place there, for it was a goofy site True dat for all of my followers to see my victory. But my sword let go from my hand and it dropped to the ground Yes! . I tied to pick it up, but I could not. Percy Jackson was a better fighter than me. So I prayed to God that he would have mercy on me, and on Percy Jackson, for he had only been following orders from Satan himself.

And Percy Jackson dropped his sword and realised something. He had seen the lord himself. "I will never worship a false god ever again. Satan, Zeus POSEIDEN! who climbed to be my father is only a lie. My father is now God and his only eternal son Jesus Christ! Behold I convert to your way." Not really the direction I was hoping this story would take…

And so a baptized Percy Jackson, who renamed himself Percy of Christ First name: Percy. Last Name: of Christ, and we had many hours of prayer, along with Mary, who survived the stoning as well as the being thrown off a tower and decapitation?, who I had forgiven. And we plotted the attack on Satan and his false gods. And now we had the knowledge of Percy of Christ. Amen.

See, people can become followers of Chris Again with the Chris Brown obsession…. And now Perch of Christ will be saved and taken to the eternal clowns I think I'm the only person in the developed world who never had clowns at their birthday party… am I? of heaven! Amen and amen.