Cursed
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly or Inuyasha.
A/N: Yes that's right, I've done something never done before, I've made an iCarly/Inuyasha crossover. Read it though, I guarantee you that it's good!
A/N: by the way, yes they are once again 16 in this story.
Chapter 9 (Meeting Kaede)
"What was that all about?" Inuyasha asked as Sam and Sango touched to the ground. "You killed a demon bird for what?"
"Inuyasha, relax," Kagome said while crossing her arms. She looked at Sam and smiled softly. "You have good aim."
"Yeah, remind me to never piss you off when you have a weapon," Freddie said with a chuckle. Sam rolled her eyes and smirked, she didn't really care about getting mad at Freddie at the moment, but she would keep that in mind.
"I guess I have something on you," Sam said with a slight laugh. "Sango says that she can find a craftsman to turn that boomerang into a decent weapon."
"Yeah, imagine a boomerang this size," Sango stated as she took her boomerang off and set it on the ground. "It is pretty damn heavy as well."
"A thing like that can slice through just about anything." Inuyasha smirked and crossed his arms; he then walked over to Freddie and placed his hand on Freddie's shoulder.
"You're my descendant, right?" Inuyasha asked with a grin. "So you also have my sword, it must be itching to get out of that sheath after five hundred years. Show these girls a thing or two, take that sword out." Sam and Freddie raised their eyebrows and Freddie shrugged his shoulders while placing his hand on the handle of the sword. "By the way, that is called tessaiga."
"Tessaiga, that's the name of the sword?" Freddie asked while looking at it, it was an interesting name, that was for sure. Freddie swiftly pulled the sword out of its sheath, everybody watched as it grew from a thin blade to its trademark fang-like form. "Whoa…" Freddie smirked and looked over at Sam. "I suppose this means you don't have anything over me now, Sam."
"Oh shut up, don't think just because you got lucky and that sword grew, that it means you're better than me," Sam said while hitting Freddie on the back of the head. "I would like to think I'm better than you any day, dork!"
"Trust me; you're far from being better than I am." Sam growled and pushed Freddie to the ground; she then placed her foot on his chest and smirked.
"Carly told me about how she pinned you to the ground, maybe its time I do the same."
"You can't keep me pinned for very long though."
"Why is that?" Freddie smirked and closed his eyes, Sam raised her eyebrow at the smug look that now crossed his face.
"You should just be lucky that you decided to wear pants today and not a skirt." Sam paled and then blushed; she got off of Freddie and started to make gagging sounds. "I told you that you couldn't keep me down very long." Freddie pushed himself up and Sam glared at him with anger in her eyes.
"One day, I'm going to get you for that!"
"What? It's no different than me making the statement that your butt is shaped like ham." Sam glared at Freddie and took a step forward, at that, Freddie took off running. She crossed her arms and smirked.
"He was smart to run." Everyone stared in a mixture of shock and awe at the event that had just taken place.
"Every time I give Inuyasha a look like that, he just starts arguing," Kagome said quietly.
"Yeah, well it's Freddie, he's just a wimp." Sam grinned and walked in the direction that Freddie ran, there was no sense in letting him get lost. As the group walked, they heard a large amount of chatting, the chatting was coming from a group of girls on the left. Miroku snickered and Sam narrowed her eyes, Freddie was in the middle of them.
"Yes ladies, technology is a thing of the future," Freddie said with a grin. He ran his hand through his hair and the girls all started to sigh, some girls blushed when he grinned. "I hail from a long line of monks and priestesses, let me read your palms!"
"Miroku, did you have something to do with this?" Sango asked with narrow eyes, she started to wonder what the boys had been discussing on their ride.
"No! I didn't have anything to do with this," Miroku stated while glancing to the side. "At least not the long line of monk's part…" Sam crossed her arms and stared at Freddie, the group all looked at her, she was doing a good acting job, pretending not to care.
"Aren't you going to do something?" Shippo asked with a raised eyebrow. "I mean he's acting like the perverted monk!" Miroku narrowed his eyes and gave Shippo a side glance, Shippo took this opportunity to shut up before he further annoyed the monk.
"Why should I care if Freddie wants to talk to all those girls?" Sam asked with a shrug. "He can do what he wants, it isn't like there's any problem with it." Sam tapped her fingers on her arm and listened as Freddie said another line and the girls all giggled, she rolled her eyes and slowly shook her head. "At least we know where he gets it from, also it's not the only thing he gets from his ancestor…" Miroku looked down and his gloved hand that rested on his staff lowered.
"We should be getting to Lady Kaede's soon," Miroku said quickly. Miroku walked toward the group of women and pushed them aside, he then grabbed Freddie's shirt and dragged him out. "Come on…"
"Are you okay, Miroku?" Sam asked with a raised eyebrow, everyone else stared at Miroku in a near state of shock, normally one would think Miroku would take the opportunity to join Freddie with talking to the girls.
"I'm fine, I said we needed to get to Kaede's, did I not? If we want to get rid of the curse that lies in you, all you really need to do is defeat Jonah and that would probably end the curse for you and your children. I say let us deal with Naraku, if and when Jonah's killed, you can go home." Miroku released Freddie's shirt and Freddie dusted himself off.
"Actually, I would like to help you defeat Naraku," Freddie said with a smirk. "Seriously though, Naraku seems pretty bad, why should I leave you guys to kill him all alone when I can easily help you out?"
"Yeah, I have a question," Sam said while crossing her arms. "Freddie, wouldn't you want to get to C-"
"If you say Carly, I'm going to be mad."
"What?" Freddie rolled his eyes and shook his head slowly. "Whatever, where's this Kaede person anyway?"
"I thought you'd never ask," Inuyasha said with a chuckle. "Come on, let's go." The group all walked to a small hut, deep in the village. When they walked inside, they found Kaede sitting with a cup of tea.
"You've returned, Inuyasha," Kaede said as she stood up. "Kagome, did you finish what you had to do?" Kagome nodded and Kaede pointed at Freddie and Sam. "I do not believe I have met you two…"
"Lady Kaede, this is Freddie Benson," Kagome said while pointing to Freddie. "He is Miroku's descendant, and next to him is his friend, Sam Puckett. She can detect the shards of the Shikon Jewel!"
"Good to meet you," Freddie said with a grin. Sam nodded and continued to glare at Freddie, she smirked and pulled the enchantment beads off of his neck.
"By the way, Kagome said you could fix these," Sam said with a devious smirk. "He's Inuyasha's descendant and I don't want him falling down every time Kagome gets mad at Inuyasha." Kaede took the beads and stared at Freddie.
"So he is Inuyasha's descendent as well," Kaede stated while rubbing her chin. "I will see what I can do, er, what would you like for me to do?" Sam grinned and whispered into Kaede's ear, Kaede nodded and took the beads to a small desk. Kaede turned and looked at Freddie's hand with curiosity, she looked at Miroku and crossed her arms. "He has the wind tunnel? What does this mean?"
"It means Naraku wasn't successfully defeated," Miroku stated. "Either that or I didn't have a hand in his initial defeat. As well as the fact that Sango conceives my child before Naraku is killed."
"I see…and so Kagome has brought them from the future to aid in the defeat of Naraku?" Miroku nodded and Kaede crossed her arms. "Very well then…"
"Kaede, I have a question," Kagome said quickly. "I need to know if you know anything about Kikyo's child."
"What?" Now Inuyasha held a shocked look on his face, Kikyo bore a child with someone and it wasn't his.
"Kikyo did have a child, Sam says that her best friend Carly is descended from Kikyo and a warrior who never came from battle." Kaede rubbed her chin and thought for a moment, then her eyes widened and she slowly nodded her head.
"Yes, I remember now, it was her boyfriend that she had long before she met Inuyasha. The child grew up in a sheltered village with our parents, but I have long since moved away, I had forgotten that my sister had a child. She was a priestess, she couldn't keep the child with her twenty four seven, so that is why it was sent away."
"I have a question as well," Sango stated. "Freddie is the descendant of Inuyasha and Miroku, Sam says he didn't act how he acted when he first came here."
"How was that?" Freddie raised his eyebrow and glanced over at Sango with confusion.
"Apparently he acted like his demon blood was awake or something."
"I would imagine being around the sacred jewel shards would have an effect on that, plus in this era, demons are more frequent."
"Oh…" Sam rolled her eyes, that was a fact she didn't care much about. Though she couldn't help but wonder if Carly would start acting like Kikyo, she snickered at the thought. Sam took out her boomerang and glanced at it once more, she was going to ask Kaede if she knew anyone that could fix it, but Sango stopped her. "Sam, I know a great person who can do wonders for that weapon."
"Really, you think so?" Sam asked while looking at Sango with a smile. Sango nodded and crossed her arms.
"Of course, his name is Godan, he's an expert craftsman, he is much better than his father. His father was the one that made my boomerang, by the way." Sam smiled and looked at her boomerang, she would definitely enjoy that.
"So, when do you think we can see this Godan person?"
"As soon as we're done here, that's when we can see him." Freddie immediately began to protest.
"She isn't going by herself, is she?" Freddie asked. "I don't want her going by herself."
"Sango will be with her," Miroku said while crossing his arms. "There is no need for all of us to go, Sango is a very capable warrior."
"Hey tech geek, don't worry about me," Sam said with a deadpan voice. "You're not supposed to care about me, you're supposed to be wrapped up in your obsession with Carly. So in that case, worry more about getting back to Carly alive and I'll just worry about myself."
"If I want to worry about you, I'll worry about you," Freddie said with narrow eyes.
"I don't want a dork worrying about me, especially if he doesn't really care to even notice me. The only reason you're even my friend is because of Carly, without her, you wouldn't even be acknowledging me. So go back to your ways of ignoring me, I don't need your fake concern." Everyone stared as the air grew thick, Inuyasha tugged on his collar and Kagome blinked.
"Maybe you shouldn't let Carly get to you," Kagome said quietly.
"Hah, you're no better," Inuyasha stated.
"What was that?!" Kagome turned to Inuyasha and clenched her fists.
"Well you always get so wound up over Kikyo, every stinking time she even is mentioned, you start acting all weird and stuff!"
"Okay, come on, quit worrying about other girls at a time like this," Miroku said. "Now isn't the time to discuss your two timing ways."
"You know Monk, you're one to talk," Sango stated as she crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. "You're always going around flirting with girls nonstop!" Shippo and Kaede watched this bout and let out a large sigh, they were so glad they didn't have to deal with this.
"Sam," Kaede said quickly. "Come here." Sam stopped bickering with Freddie and walked over to Kaede. "I want to work with that necklace, it will take a short amount of time, but I will need you. After that is over, you and Sango should go and fix your weapon, and the others will rest here."
"Okay, that sounds fine to me." Kaede smiled and led Sam over to where the beads were, the others all exited the hut to do their own things.
Okay, next chapter will be interesting. Stick around.
