Link kicked and thrashed about but couldn't get free he tried to reach his bow but found the King had broken it with his gigantic underside. He pulled out the hookshot and found it had turned to rust. He tried to pull out the sword for several seconds and finally it came free of the sheath. Link stabbed the sword into the ground and pulled on the handle finally Link was free.

As Link surfaced he put the Master Sword away and sang loudly through the whole domain, "Joy to the world Navi, Ruto, Zelda, Keporea Geapora,Tingle and King Zora are dead." Now Link decided it was time to pay a visit to the betraying video game designers. Link walked out unto Hyrule's soft grounds. He called for his horse, Epona but she didn't come, yet another curse from the stupid fairy. Link ran quickly to the castle-town gate and leapt as the draw-bridge slammed shut.

Suddenly Link hearing caught the sound of a voice. "NO! Oh no! Oh, curse this day!" Link walked up and saw a man keeling and weeping.

"What's wrong?" Link asked, not really caring to know the answer but pretending to.

"My Tree is DEAD! Hath thou not yet heard this ill news!" The man said speaking from who knew what time frame.

"So, who cares it's just a stupid tree." Said Link.

The man drew himself up proudly, "Nay sir, how can thou speaketh such lies? That tree was the Sun that would arise every morn' and kill the hateful moon. If thou seeks to insult me thou hath met thine goal and for that offense, I bid you stand for your honor, turn and draw if are man enough, and defeated by my hand, then my honor shall be regained."

"Um... ok it is still a dumb tree." Link said.

"Hold your own tongue and be silent and fight or be dishonored. Which will thou hath it be?"

"Ok, I'm lost all I got was that your stupid tree is dead and then your talking in who knows what language."

"I hath had enough of thou's vile speech, fight or never look your house in the face again." The man said.

"I don't know about you, but my house doesn't have a face or do you have a staring contest with your tree?" Link asked.

"Fine, if thou wilt not fight then thou hath lost all honor in your name." The man said.

"If it's a fight you want bring it on." Link said.

"I only fight those who have the same amount of honor as me." The man taunted.

"It doesn't get much more pathetic then crying over a dead tree." Link retorted. The man gave no verbal reply, but drew his sword and slashed at him. Link drew the Master Sword and parried the blow. Link drew a dagger out of his pocket and threw it at the man. The man merely caught the dagger and stabbed Link with it. Link grabbed the man's wrist and kicked him in the gut. Then Link bashed his head into the man's knee. Suddenly everything changed. He was on, of all things in the universe, a cloud. Suddenly, A blue light appeared.

"What the..." Link said.

Then a voice said, "Hey Listen." And all was made terribly clear.

"NO! NO! NO! CRAP CRAP! YOU WERE KILLED HOW THE HECK ARE YOU HERE?" Link yelled loudly. Navi didn't help the situation much.

"Hey Listen."

"Shut up! I need to find out where I am." The man hadn't won the duel, Link was sure of that.

"Link." A terrible voice said.

"WHO'S THERE! I warn you I'm armed." Link said and pushed Navi in front of him.

"I am... your creator!" The voice said.

"Sure... ok, why am I here? I was in the middle of something important."

"Hey Listen!" Said Navi beginning to feel left out.

"And you shut up! Your not helping!" Link snapped at Navi.

"Actually, she is." The voice said.

"Help me what, watch paint dry?" Link asked.

"Hey Listen." Said Navi.

"She is, once again, your guide." The voice said delivering it's death sentence. "It is your punishment for killing so many of my creations."

"That's cruel where are we going?" Link asked, drawing his sword.

An few minutes later Link was standing on top of a cliff with, ironically, no bottom with a budgie cord around his waist. Link took a deep breath.

"Hey Listen."

"So, how are you my guide again?" Strangely Navi didn't answer him because she was too busy staring at a flaming candle. This was retarded, Link had to grab a skull on a crack in the hole and shoot back up with it.

"WHAT? You never told me that!" Yes I did you weren't listening.

"Well it's the writer's fault, I forced to do all this." Link complained.

"Hey don't snap at me I can make life unpleasant for you!" Snapped the writer.

"Well it is the narrator's fault." Don't blame me I'm just here to see the show.

"Hey Listen." Link walk a few paces back took a deep breath and ran forward. As he leapt off the cliff Navi vanished along with the cord. A swooping sensation filled Link and he fell. Soon all light disappeared, and Link fell forever.