Here's another chapter that I'm giving you even though I only got one review for my last chapter. Call me a bitch. I don't care. I just want more than one review for something I worked hard on. I hope you enjoy it because I'm considering not writing anymore since people obviously don't really care. I don't know…

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EPOV

"Bella?"

"Mmhmmmhhm. Yes…Edward?" She half groaned, half mumbled.

"Erm…well…don't move…"

"Why not?"

"Because…you kind of have to open your eyes…"

She opened her eyes and asked, "Why are you being so panicky?" She groaned and rubbed her eyes, still not fully awake. I waited until she made full eye contact will me, then I kind of pointedly looked towards my cock. Her eyes followed mine and the widened as she realized what I was talking about. I had a huge hard-on, and if she moved just one centimeter, she would crush it. We weren't that close together, I just have a giant cock that I take great prides in.

I'm cocky about my cock. How sad is that?

I heard her soft, adorable giggle as she very cautiously slid out of bed, careful not to make any sudden movements that would cause me great pain. She stood up and stumbled backwards a little. I ran as fast as I could to go save her. I didn't realize that I was still tangled in the sheets, though, and I fell like a mighty oak. Well, not so much a mighty oak, but the entire house shook with the impact of my drop.

I heard Bella cracking up above me. Then I heard a sort of mumbled cry of help, and a big crashing thud. I heard some glass break, a bunch of what sound like jewelry clink together, and a series of "OW!'s" and a few "Fuck! That hurt!'s" I looked up to see Bella hunched over the dresser that was now on the ground. She had a picture frame on her head, and all around her was the shattered glass of a vase.

I got up and ran over to her. I grabbed her hand and pulled her up from the disaster area. She rubbed the back of her head, and winced, as I picked her up marriage-style, and sat down on the bed, still not letting go. I had to make sure my girl was safe and okay.

"Edward. You can put me down. I'm fine."

I rolled my eyes at her. "Sure, Bella. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. And why do you care if I'm holding you? I thought you liked being the center of attention, and being treated like royalty." I chuckled a little to myself, thinking about how many times Bella had told me not to treat her any differently than an acquaintance. I asked her, 'so that means you don't want me to love you, and you don't want anything…else…?' she knew what I was suggesting, and she quickly changed her request to 'Don't treat me like royalty.'

She pouted and glared at me from under her eyelashes. God that face is just too cute! It makes me want to go buy a bunch of puppies and roll around with them in the middle of a field while they yip and lick my face.

Suddenly, Bella started cracking up. I looked at her confused, waiting for an explanation to this sudden fit of laughter. She took a deep, unsteady breath, and still giggling, said,

"Really, Edward? Puppies? Licking your f-f-fac…" She trailed off into another fit of laughter. I stared at her wide-eyed.

"I did not just say that out loud…?" I trailed it into a question as I looked to Bella for reassurance. She just nodded, still laughing. I shook my head over and over trying to make it all go away.

When she calmed her laughing down, Bella looked up and me and said, "Edward, it's fine. Thank you. I'm sorry for laughing. I was just…surprised…that I have that kind of power over you." I sighed and told her, "Yeah, you do…but it's not really a good thing…for me, at least…"

I gave her my crooked smile because I knew how much she loved it. She gasped a little and grinned a huge goofy grin that stretched from ear to ear. I laughed and soon, she joined in.

Now we were both sitting criss-cross, facing each other, about six inches apart on the bed. She was wearing a baby blue camisole, and a matching pair of blue, brown, and gray boy shorts. I also didn't fail to notice that she wasn't wearing a bra, and I could see right down her chest. I told myself to be a gentleman, though, and look her in the eyes not in the boobs. But they're so perky. No, Edward. Concentrate. Eyes. Not boobs. Eyes.

I saw her look at my lips, and lick her own. I took that as an enticement, so I leaned in closer and barely brushed my lips against hers. Her breath caught, and soon she was wrapping her hands around my back, and pulling me on top of her. She laid down flat on her back, and I lay on top of her, holding all of my weight up with my hands. I was very careful not to crush her. She moved her hands up to the back of my head, and her small hands made little fists in my hair. It felt so good. She pulled my face down to hers, and she slightly opened her mouth. I willingly kissed her back, and she moaned a little into my mouth.

And that shit was fucking adorable.

She opened her mouth a little wider, and trailed her tongue across my bottom lip. It was now my turn to moan, and I could feel her lips tug up with the smile I caused. I met her tongue, and the two of us began fighting for dominance. She pushed both our tongues into my mouth, and rolled them around each other. I elicited another moan, and she soon followed suit. My hands were becoming weak, so I took some pressure out of them by relaxing myself on Bella a little more. This made her moan into my mouth, which caused my hard-on to get even bigger if that was possible.

Like I said, I'm cocky about my cock.

We made out for another twenty minutes or so, before I heard a knock on the door. "Are you guys up yet?" Alice's shrill voice was clearly audible through the thick door.

"Shit!" Bella whispered, looking over at the fallen dresser and shattered glass. "Uh, yeah, we're awake. But don't come in. I'm…not…decent…" she quickly pulled an explanation out of her ass as I got up and ran over to the "disaster area."

"Okay, I won't. But hurry up and get dressed. We have a lot of things to do!"

"Like what?" Bella asked as I grabbed the fallen picture frame and set it on top of the dresser that I had already picked up. I carefully grabbed all the shattered glass, and threw them out the bathroom window into the bushes.

"I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GET OUT! EDWARD HAS TO COME TOO!"

When I heard that, I went through all the possibilities in my head of what I could possibly have to do with Bella and Alice. After a while of thinking, and no solutions, I just decided to shrug it off, and finish cleaning.

Bella ran over to her closet, and pulled out a pair of black cut-off shorts, a white t-shirt with two black love birds on it, and some black converse. I reached into my bag and pulled out the first thing I saw which happened to be some khaki pants, my beat up old vans, and a plain green shirt. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Bella ogling me, so I turned to her, overdramatically licked my lips, and said in a deep voice, "Oooooh, you wanna see the dragon? Huh? I know, you wanna see the dragon BREATHE FIRE!" She pretended to gag, and I must say that my pride was hurt a little. That's the bad thing about being cocky.

She rolled her eyes, and snuck a quick kiss before running into the bathroom mumbling "I need makeup!" I laughed and let her apply whatever she thought she needed. I wasn't going to complain. I had once tried to teach her that she didn't need makeup and that she was beautiful in every possible way…that didn't really work out. Needless to say, three days, one arm sling, and an entire box of Band-Aids later, I knew never to do that again.

Bella came out of the bathroom with some black eyeliner on. She reached into her purse and pulled out some chap stick. After applying that, she got out some…cover-up…or whatever the fuck it was, and she rubbed it under her eyes, and over a tiny little pimple she had under her nose. I rolled my eyes and grabbed the product out of her hand.

"HEY! I'M NOT DONE WITH THAT!"

"Too bad," I told her, and threw it in the trash.

She huffed and stormed out of the room, leaving her purse behind. I laughed knowing that she wouldn't be able to hold a grudge. I grabbed her purse, and walked out of the room. Alice was standing in front of the door, tapping her foot with her arms crossed. I sneered at her, and walked over to where Bella was sitting. She was pouting, but when I handed her her purse, she immediately smiled. It was a very grateful smile.

What is it with girls and their purses?

~*~*~*~

BPOV

"What's wrong, Bella?"

"YOU INTERRUPTED MY MAKING OUT TIME WITH EDWARD! THAT'S WHATS WRONG!"

"…Oh…Sorry…"

I wanted to kill my sister. Edward and I were a good twenty minutes in, and she had to interrupt us for something "important." I pouted and walked over to the couch. I heard my bedroom door open and close again. That reminded me that he had thrown away my cover-up. Now I was very mad. I'm sure my face looked like something from the black lagoon, but I didn't honestly care. He had thrown away one of my essentials! I heard his footsteps as he walked over to me. Then he handed me my purse. I felt the blush creep up my cheeks as I gratefully, but embarrassedly smiled at him. He grinned, and we both knew that he had won. He always did.

We all got into Fred…wow, that sounds wrong on so many levels…we all got into Alice's yellow Porsche, and she took us to some strange place. We walked in, and I saw Emmett and Rosalie standing at the bar. I ran over to them soon followed by Alice and Edward.

I saw Alice looking around. "Where's Jasper?" you could easily hear the anxiousness in her voice.

"He…uh…couldn't…make…it…" Emmett said, nervously. '

She tried to hold in her obvious disappointment, but we all knew it was there.

"Okay, what are we all doing here?" Rosalie was the first to ask he question that was on all our minds.

"All will be revealed soon," Alice told us.

I looked around. "Where are we?"

"Really, Bella? You don't know? We're at a…ugh…we're at a karaoke bar!"

"WHAT?! Alice, I hate to burst your bubble, but I don't sing!"

"You do now! Look, we're up!"

I looked up at the stage and sure enough, Please welcome Alice and Bella Swan was up on the screen. My eyes widened and I started hyperventilating. I felt like all eyes were on me. With each breath, I began to feel more and more light-headed. My ears pounded, and I couldn't hear anything but the sound of a waterfall and a few muffled voices.

"Um, Alice…I don't think that's a good idea. Maybe Rosalie, you should go with her instead." I heard a voice in my ear saying, "Are you okay?" I nodded a little, and soon I felt an ice pack on my head. I took a few deep breaths, and opened my eyes.

Emmett's face was two inches from mine, and I screamed. I felt Edward's hand clamp over my mouth, and I stopped screaming immediately. He wrapped his hand around my waist so he could hold me up in case I fel. I wrapped mine around his for more support.

The next thing I heard was a man on stage sating, "Okay, a slight change of plans. Please welcome Alice Swan and Rosalie Hale!" The whole audience clapped, and I saw Rose and Alice step on stage. They both smiled at me, and I tried to smile back. I heard the music start playing, and I immediately recognized the song as Tangerine by First Aid Kit. It's a slow song, but it's very beautiful. Alice was singing the lead, and Rosalie sang along with the backup vocals. They were actually very good. And I'm not just saying that because they're my friends…

Another business trip
Another reason to stay away
You're coming home on Monday, smelling Tangerine

They say that I should leave you
Yeah, go and find someone new
Who doesn't love a girl that smells like Tangerine

I'm not going to beg just say please, please, please
Be good to me

This happens to all of us
Apparently I'm not good enough
I can't make you laugh like Tangerine

And you say; "but I'm still here,
that proves that I love you there"
Late at night you come home smelling Tangerine

I'm not going to beg just say please, please, please
Be good to me

Next, Emmett went. I wasn't at all surprised by his song choice, but I was surprised by how well he sang it. Rosalie went with him to sing Rihanna's part, while he sand T.I's part.

What you need to do is be thankful for the life that you got.
You know what I'm sayin'.
Stop lookin' at what you ain't got
And start bein' thankful for what you do got.
Let's give it to 'em baby girl.

You're gonna be a shining star
With fancy clothes and fancy ca-ars
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far
'Cause everyone knows who you a-are

So live your life (ay), ay ay ay
Instead of chasing that paper
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
Ain't got no time for no haters

Just live your life (ay), ay ay ay
No telling where it'll take ya
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
'Cause I'm a paper chaser

Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)

Never mind what haters say, ignore 'em 'til they fade away
Amazing they ungrateful after all the game I gave away
Safe to say I paved the way for you cats to get paid today
You'd still be wasting days away, now had I never saved the day

Consider them my protégé, homage I think they should pay
Instead of being gracious they violate in a major way
I never been a hater still I love them in a crazy way
Some say they sold yay and no they couldn't get work on Labor day

It ain't that they black or white, it has an area the shade of grey
I'm west side anyway, even if I left today and stayed away
Some move away to make a way, not move away 'cause they afraid
I brought back to the hood and all you ever did was take away

I pray for patience but they make me want to melt their face away
Like I once made them spray, now I could make 'em put the K's away
Been thugging all my life, can't say I don't deserve to take a break
You would rather see me catch a case and watch my future fade away

You're gonna be a shining star
With fancy clothes and fancy ca-ars
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far
'Cause everyone knows who you a-are

So live your life (ay), ay ay ay
Instead of chasing that paper
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
Ain't got no time for no haters

Just live your life (ay), ay ay ay
No telling where it'll take ya
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
'Cause I'm a paper chaser

Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)

I'm the opposite of moderate
Immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid
Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics
Articulate but still I'll grab a nigga by the collar quick

Whoever having problems with their record sales just holla T.I.P.
If that don't work and all else fails then turn around and follow T.I.P.
I got love for the game but ay I'm not in love with all of it
Could do without the fame and rappers nowadays are comedy

The hooting and the hollering, back and forth with the arguing
Where you from, who you know, what you make and what kind of car you in
Seems as though you lost sight of what's important when depositing
Them checks into your bank account and you up out of poverty

Your values is in disarray, prioritizing horribly
Unhappy with the riches 'cause you piss poor morally
Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning
And we mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden, aren't we?

You're gonna be a shining star
With fancy clothes and fancy ca-ars
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far
'Cause everyone knows who you a-are

So live your life (ay), ay ay ay
Instead of chasing that paper
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
Ain't got no time for no haters

Just live your life (ay), ay ay ay
No telling where it'll take ya
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
'Cause I'm a paper chaser

Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)

Got everybody watching what I do
Come walk in my shoes
And see the way I'm living if you really want to
Got my mind on my money and I'm not going nowhere

So keep on getting your paper and keep on climbing
Look in the mirror and keep on shining
'Till the game ends, 'till the clock stops
We gon' post up on the top spot

Living the life, the life
In a brand new city got my whole team with me
The life, my life
I do what I wanna do

I'm living my life, my life
I will never lose,
I'm living my life, my life
And I'm not stopping

So live your life

That one made me crack up. I heard Edward laughing next to me too. Alice looked like she was about to puke. She was laughing very hard, her face was bright red, and she was bent over, clutching her stomach.

Alice went up again, after that, and she sang Rihanna's Unfaithful. Then Rosalie went up, and sang Fergie's Clumsy. I felt kind of bad because we weren't giving anyone else a turn.

Oh well.

~*~*~*~*~

EPOV

After a very eventful afternoon of karaoke-ing, Emmett pulled me aside, and said "Edward, Jasper wants to meet up at our house." I wondered why, but I didn't ask any questions. I told Bella that I had to go meet Jasper, and that I would try to come over that night. She said it was okay and that she, Alice, and Rosalie would probably go shopping anyway.

I got into Emmett's Jeep, and the entire way to our house, he did nothing but sing – er, um rap – along to the songs he was playing. It got very annoying.

When we got to our house, I saw that Jasper's rental car was in the driveway, so I ran up the four steps, and made my way inside, followed by Emmett. Carlisle was still at work, so we had the house to ourselves.

Jasper was sitting on the couch, flipping through the channels on the TV.

"OK, why did you want to meet?" I asked.

"I NEED TO ASK ALICE OUT!" he practically shouted. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Lemme guess. You need our help?" He nodded and turned his attention back to the TV. I walked in front of the TV, turned it off, and walked over to Jasper.

"Dude, I don't see why this is so hard," as much as I loved playing the game of 'see how long it takes Jazz to ask Alice out' I was getting fed up, "- just ask her! She'll probably say yes anyway!"

He frowned at me, "And how do you know this?"

"The same way I know that as a child, Emmett wanted nothing more than a pony."

We both looked to Emmett.

"Who didn't?" He asked defensively.

Jasper snorted, "Anyone who wasn't an eight-year-old girl…"

Emmett glared at Jasper. I rolled my eyes. Jasper laughed.

Just then, my cell phone rang. Bella flashed across the screen. I flipped it open.

"Hey, Bella!"

"Hey, Edward, are you with the guys?"

"Uh, yeah…"

"Then you might wanna put your phone on speaker.."

I did as she said, and Jazz and Em both said hello to Bella.

"Okay, so guess what?" she asked.

"What?"

"ALICE HAS A BOYFRIEND!"

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