Sokka on… The big flaming ball of power!
I just realized something… Old spice odor blocking body wash is so powerful it can turn off the sun! (The Day of Black Sun when firebenders mysteriously lost their bending abilities when in reality they should have fought like it was nighttime, unless the sun was turned off…) but then it got too cold(Firebenders couldn't warm themselves up)… So it created another sun! (Sozins comet) DOUBLE SUN POWWWERRR (More like 101 sun power)! (And then the firebenders attempt to blow everything up) you cannot deny that that commercial parallels those two events… ok das it for that commercial, it's just so funny! Anyways, here we go!
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During the 50th annual war ending celebration (So make sure to read in old man accents)
"You two! No, not Appa and Oogie. Who names a bison that anyways? Oogies are reserved for PDAs. Besides, why would I call for them!? No not you, Katara. Jerkbender and Airhead! Yes you two! Who else do I call Jerkbender and Airhead! Sheesh!"
"Calm down Sokka, what's going on?" Aang asked.
"I've had a question rolling around in my head for about thirty years that I always forgot to ask you. Where in the world did you find other Skybison! You were so convinced that Appa was the last one! And what is it with the lemurs! You said that Momo was the last one as well! Which in retrospect was pretty dumb… I mean come on, Momo isn't 100 years old so he must have brothers and sisters. So that makes sense, but again, where did you find bison!"
"Uhhh…"
"I thought so. So if Appa was able to find a mate and have kids, where are the dragons sparky?"
"Huh?"
"Remember, we knew there were two dragons, Ran and Shaw. If we have Skybison flying around left and right, where are the dragons? You did outlaw hunting them, Right?"
"Uuhh."
"You've got to be frikkin kidding me! After learning the true meaning of firebending you forget to outlaw hunting the very animals who you learned from! Unbelievable! Go now! Make that law. Graaahhh! Run you old man, run!"
"How could you not know about this, Avatar! I don't care if you were busy with the whole Harmony Restoration whoop de do da after the war, but seriously, you forgot about the dragons too!?
"Well it wasn't at the top of priorities, with the war ending I had to restore balance…"
"Isn't making sure that an entire species of animals essential to learning the true art of firebending keeping balance…"
"…"
"Yea I thought so… is that Bing…?"
"I ain't Bing no more! Get it, double negative makes a positive! Heh heh heh, (Breaks out coughing)Hack Hack Hack!"
"Just how old are you, Bing"
"Next week is my 94th birthday, Corn can work wonders for your health! Want some? You can get five for two yuans! Best price in town! Wait, it's the Cabbageman? That no good leaf dealer is here to steal my business! I'll show him!" Bing proceeds to whip out a small round object walks over to the cabbage cart and drops it into the cart. Whistling nonchalantly, he walks back to Sokka and Aang. "Heh heh"
"What was that, Bing?"
"Oh you'll see in, five, four, three, two, one, BOOOM!"
"My cabbages!"
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Anybody else have an explanation of why we don't see dragons in the LoK? Atarah Derek, any explanation? Anyone? Well that's it, go give the Deserted and Forgotten a try, I am advocating for this story so much because it's a really good story that more people need to read, so let me help you by giving you this amazing story to check out. Apparently this site wonэt allow URLs so just it's just type stkichi into the author search bar and you can access the fic from there. I would like to publically thank winnieeo, stkichi, Digi-fanCapp, checkit789, the guest known as "Meteor Sword", Steph322971 and Atarah Derek for their reviews, and let them be an example for all. Four people probably took the time to read this bottom section…
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