These boots are made for walking. And that's just what they'll do. And one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

[Titan time]

Eren and the rest of the squad were cleaning the castle. Again. Levi was helping Eren clean the rooms to make sure they were done to his standards. While cleaning Levi's room Eren found some long black boots with heels on them.

"Uhh... Heichou? What are these boots for?"

Levi turned around and grabbed the boots."Walking. Now help me clean brat" was all he said on the topic.

~Later during free time~

Eren was walking and talking with Armin when he saw a pull up bar. He used love hanging upside down on those.

He ran up to it and grabbed it before using his upper body weight to lean upside down and swing his legs over it. "I still got it!" He yelled to Armin who pointed at Eren.

"Eren! Your shirt! Fix it!" Eren shirt had fell to his face. He grabbed the bar to pull himself up so he was sitting on the bar. He tucked his shirt in he leaned back so he was upside down. Only to be inches from Levi's crotch.

"Aah!"

"Eren."

"Y-yes Heichou?" Eren looked up to meet Levi's gaze.

"Mind if I join you?"

"Uh. N-no sir. But. Not to be rude but how will you get up here? You can't reach the bar." Eren said cautiously.

Levi just rolled his eyes and smirked. He walked over to the pole and walked around it for a couple of times before running and throwing his legs up he swung around the pole a couple of times before throwing his legs over the bar and leaning down so he was upside down with Eren.

"Now you know what those boots were for"

"Marry me."

Sorry. I took a nap and this popped in my head. Its kinda stupid. But a stripper Levi?! Yasss! I'd be throwing bills! Make it rain!