First Fight
Period Nueve
*It was late in the evening. Guy was sitting down at the dinner table reading the editorial column of the newspaper, waiting for his supper to be completed.*
Guy-Honey, is it ready yet?
????-Almost, dear!
*Guy smiled and went back to his reading. A female figure was preparing a delicious meal for two on the stove while humming a lovely tune to herself.*
????-How was work?
Guy-Same as it always is. I'm the only person who actually WORKS in that place anyway.....
????-Awwww, I'm sorry sweetie. How about I give you a nice back-rub tonight?
Guy-That sounds excellent!
*The woman turns off the stove and starts placing the food items on two seperate plates.*
Guy-Mmmmmmm....smells fantastic! What did ya make?
????-Your favorite....
*The female approaches Guy with the plates of food. Guy looks up, but instead of seeing a beautiful woman, it's Cody, wearing a "kiss the cook" apron.*
Cody-Stir-fried sushi with miso soup!
Guy-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cody-What's wrong?! Didn't I make it right?! I think you need a kiss. Gimme a kiss!
*Cody wraps his arms around the screaming Guy, puckering up his lips, trying to kiss him. Guy tries to pry his way out of Cody's grip. Suddenly, Guy wakes up in his bed, sweating and panting heavily.*
Guy-Holy crap! What kind of dream...no....NIGHTMARE was that?!? I've never had anything so TERRIFYING in my life!!
*Guy wipes some sweat off of his forehead.*
Guy-Sushi?! Miso soup?! Do I even like that stuff?!?
*Guy calms down a little. He looks down by his side and see's Cody laying down beside him. He starts to shake a little.*
Guy-Wait....maybe he was just staying the night and I just didn't remember. Besides, he always does this crap so he can get my bed......*
*Guy looks around. Out of sheer curiousity, he looks under the covers. He then turns pale.*
Guy-Oh dear god.........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Guy then wakes up screaming again. He frantically looks around and under the sheets.*
Guy-Whew....no Cody.....and no.....no......eeeeeewwwwwww.....
*He sighs and lays back down.*
Guy-Damn, two nightmares in one....something's wrong with me......
*Suddenly, the door to Guy's bathroom opens. He looks over and see's David wearing nothing but a bath towel. Guy begins to weep silently.*
David-Jesus, this is hardly fair. I've only been in the story for two chapters now and I'm already in somebody's homoerotic dream. Oh well, if your gonna sin, you might as well go all the way.
*David throws off the towel and Guy screams. Again, he wakes up.*
Guy-DAMNIT!! I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS!!!
*Guy looks around, but instead of being in bed, he is in a cafe. He looks around, confused. He looks in front of him and see's Rena sitting at the same table he is at.*
Guy-Well, this is more like it!
Rena-Guy? Are you feeling okay?
Guy-Huh? Oh yeah! I'm fine! Just a bad dream I guess. It was so wierd. First I had a dream that I was married to Cody. Then I was sleeping with him. Then suddenly I had an affair with the substitute teacher. It was very stirring.
Rena-Wow, I imagine. Anyways, Guy, I need to talk to you.
Guy-Uhhhhhh, sure, Rena, what is it?
Rena-You've been acting really strange lately, and it's things like these dreams you've been having that are making me start to worry. I think we should start seeing other people.
Guy-Bu....but Rena!
Rena-I'm sorry, Guy. I've already found someone else.
Guy-Who?!
*A large man walks over to Rena and puts his arm around her.*
Rena-Well...his name is Andore...
Guy-ANDORE?!?! THE LUNCH MAN?!?!? HE CAN'T EVEN SAY MORE THAN ONE SENTENCE!!!!
Rena-I'm sorry, Guy. Maybe we can still be friends.
*Rena and Andore walk off, leaving Guy, speechless, at the table. Suddenly, a masculine hand places itself on Guy's shoulder.*
????-You okay there, buddy?
*Guy wakes up screaming again. This time he is in class. He looks around and see's all the other students staring at him with startled looks.*
????-Guy?
*Guy looks up and see's David with his hand on Guy's shoulder who also has a puzzled look on his face. Guy pushes away from David, screaming.*
Guy-Get away!!!
David-What the hell is wrong with you, Guy?!
Guy-I don't know WHAT your planning, but stay away from me!!
David-You were ASLEEP!! I was trying to wake you up or see if you were sick!! I wasn't trying to make a pass at you, ya damn fruit loop!!
*Guy pauses and raises an eyebrow.*
David-I think you need a little detention to straighten you out! Maybe Akuma can knock some sense into you!
*Guy closes his eyes, waiting to wake up. He opens them back up, but still see's the same. This was reality alright.
Guy-Well.....shit.....
*Guy walks down the hallway and stands in front of the detention door. He starts to smell what seems like smoke and see's lights coming from under the door.*
Guy-Is he....*gulp*...BURNING someone?!
*Guy slowly opens the door, expecting the worst. He looks inside and see's that Akuma had set his own desk on fire and was cooking marshmallows over it. Akuma slowly turns his head towards Guy, giving Guy a slight chill up his spine.*
Guy-Uhhhh..hehehehe, hi. I just caused a SLIGHT disruption during class and I was sent here for a little bit. JUST a little bit though! I'm not going to waste too much of your time.
*Guy nervously walks over to an empty desk and sits down, Akuma's eyes watching him the entire way.*
Akuma-Hrrrmmmmmmm.....
*Guy opens up his book bag and pulls out some work he had from another class and starts to work on it. Akuma's gaze never leaves Guy. Guy tries to get his mind off of Akuma and his awful nightmares by doing his work. Suddenly, Akuma's hand slams down on Guy's desk, scaring the hell out of him. Akuma grabs Guy's papers and examines them.*
Guy-Oh, uhhhh, hehehe, that's just my homework. Di.....did you wanna help me out or something? Hehehe.....
*Akuma seethes at Guy, then eats his papers. Guy's eyes widen as he looks up at Akuma. Akuma then slams his head down on Guy's desk and looks up at him.*
Guy-Hehehehe.....well I guess I can do homework later....
*Akuma jumps up and waddles over to his flaming desk. He stick his head in the flames then pulls it out, his hair now on fire. Guy just watches, not knowing what to think or say. Akuma then begins to do some kind of strange dance while his hair is on fire.*
Guy-If I wasn't already having nightmares........I will be having them from now on.....
*Akuma sits back down at his burning desk and just stares at Guy, hair still aflame.*
Guy-God, help me...
*Guy begins his survival of detention, hoping to leave in one piece.*
*It is now lunch time. Cody and No Name are already seating and waiting for Guy.*
Cody-Dude, where is he?!
*No Name looks around and shrugs.*
*Dan sits down at the table.*
Dan-Hi dudes!
Cody-Don't you dare use my slang! I'm the only person certified to use the word "dude" here!
Dan-I'm sorry! Please don't beat me!
Cody-Dude, what a loser...
*No Name shakes his head.*
*Guy suddenly appears at the table, completely pale. His jaw is hanging, leaving his mouth gaping open, and the expression on his face is gloomy.*
Cody-........
No Name-.........
Dan-........
*Guy groans slightly and sits down.*
Dan-Guy, what hap---
Cody-MY FRIEND!!!
*Cody socks Dan hard, right on the nose, forcing him to fall backward off of his seat.*
Cody-What happened to ya, buddy?!
Guy-I would appreciate it if you didn't ask me why I was in detention with Akuma....oh crap.....
*The entire lunch room goes quiet. Everyone looks over towards Guy.*
Cody-And you SURVIVED?!?!?!
*Suddenly, Rena appears and has her arms wrapped around Guy, crying her eyes out.*
Rena-Oh no! My poor Guy!! What did he do to you?! Did he hurt you in any way?! WHAT DID HE DO?!?!?!?!
Guy-Nothing, just torture. Pure, mind-bending, psychotic, emotionally destructive torture......
*At that moment, Rolento comes rolling into the lunch room.*
Rolento-Since P.E. left out, WE HAVE P.E. HERE! NOW!!
Cody-But my friend has just been through a psychotic mind trip!
Rolento-Those only exist in fairy tale! Is your friend a FAIRY?!?!
Cody-He isn't anymore! He's got a GIRLFRIEND!!
Guy-Thank you Cody, your complement was as healing as lemon juice on my salted wound....
Rolento-NO MOUTH MOVING!! ONLY BODY MOVING!!
*Rolento jumps up on a lunch table and begins to shout out orders. The students feel obligated to obey, so they all stand up and proceed with his exercises.*
*School is finally over. After a long, exhausting day, Guy and Cody begin to stumble their way home, with Rena and Maki accompanying them.*
Cody-Well, that was an interesting day.
Guy-Very.....
Rena-Well, I hope you get some rest before tonight, Guy!
Guy-Huh?
Rena-Remember! We have a date tonight! See ya then!
*Rena blows a kiss to Guy then goes skipping off in the direction of her home, with Maki following. Guy just stands there, slouched forward, and groans. David then drives up beside Guy.*
David-Hey Guy, no hard feelings about this morning, alright? Why so glum? I'm sure you will do fine tonight, buddy! Good luck! Don't let me down!
*David turns back to the steering wheel, but before he leaves, from inside the car, Chun Li suddenly lifts her head up and waves to the boys. Cody and Guy's eyes widen. David smiles widely and winks. He then drives off.*
Guy-Cody.....
Cody-Whats up?
Guy-I can't move....
Cody-Don't worry buddy! I'll carry ya home!
Guy-It's not like enough embarassing events took place today....
*Cody laughs idiotically and throws Guy over his shoulder. He then guns it like a madman through traffic.*
**MORE TO COME: Guy's first date!!!! How will it go?!?! What is up with that detention teacher?!?! When will Rolento ever calm down?!?! All this and more as junior high stalks you in the shadows!!**
Period Nueve
*It was late in the evening. Guy was sitting down at the dinner table reading the editorial column of the newspaper, waiting for his supper to be completed.*
Guy-Honey, is it ready yet?
????-Almost, dear!
*Guy smiled and went back to his reading. A female figure was preparing a delicious meal for two on the stove while humming a lovely tune to herself.*
????-How was work?
Guy-Same as it always is. I'm the only person who actually WORKS in that place anyway.....
????-Awwww, I'm sorry sweetie. How about I give you a nice back-rub tonight?
Guy-That sounds excellent!
*The woman turns off the stove and starts placing the food items on two seperate plates.*
Guy-Mmmmmmm....smells fantastic! What did ya make?
????-Your favorite....
*The female approaches Guy with the plates of food. Guy looks up, but instead of seeing a beautiful woman, it's Cody, wearing a "kiss the cook" apron.*
Cody-Stir-fried sushi with miso soup!
Guy-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cody-What's wrong?! Didn't I make it right?! I think you need a kiss. Gimme a kiss!
*Cody wraps his arms around the screaming Guy, puckering up his lips, trying to kiss him. Guy tries to pry his way out of Cody's grip. Suddenly, Guy wakes up in his bed, sweating and panting heavily.*
Guy-Holy crap! What kind of dream...no....NIGHTMARE was that?!? I've never had anything so TERRIFYING in my life!!
*Guy wipes some sweat off of his forehead.*
Guy-Sushi?! Miso soup?! Do I even like that stuff?!?
*Guy calms down a little. He looks down by his side and see's Cody laying down beside him. He starts to shake a little.*
Guy-Wait....maybe he was just staying the night and I just didn't remember. Besides, he always does this crap so he can get my bed......*
*Guy looks around. Out of sheer curiousity, he looks under the covers. He then turns pale.*
Guy-Oh dear god.........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Guy then wakes up screaming again. He frantically looks around and under the sheets.*
Guy-Whew....no Cody.....and no.....no......eeeeeewwwwwww.....
*He sighs and lays back down.*
Guy-Damn, two nightmares in one....something's wrong with me......
*Suddenly, the door to Guy's bathroom opens. He looks over and see's David wearing nothing but a bath towel. Guy begins to weep silently.*
David-Jesus, this is hardly fair. I've only been in the story for two chapters now and I'm already in somebody's homoerotic dream. Oh well, if your gonna sin, you might as well go all the way.
*David throws off the towel and Guy screams. Again, he wakes up.*
Guy-DAMNIT!! I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS!!!
*Guy looks around, but instead of being in bed, he is in a cafe. He looks around, confused. He looks in front of him and see's Rena sitting at the same table he is at.*
Guy-Well, this is more like it!
Rena-Guy? Are you feeling okay?
Guy-Huh? Oh yeah! I'm fine! Just a bad dream I guess. It was so wierd. First I had a dream that I was married to Cody. Then I was sleeping with him. Then suddenly I had an affair with the substitute teacher. It was very stirring.
Rena-Wow, I imagine. Anyways, Guy, I need to talk to you.
Guy-Uhhhhhh, sure, Rena, what is it?
Rena-You've been acting really strange lately, and it's things like these dreams you've been having that are making me start to worry. I think we should start seeing other people.
Guy-Bu....but Rena!
Rena-I'm sorry, Guy. I've already found someone else.
Guy-Who?!
*A large man walks over to Rena and puts his arm around her.*
Rena-Well...his name is Andore...
Guy-ANDORE?!?! THE LUNCH MAN?!?!? HE CAN'T EVEN SAY MORE THAN ONE SENTENCE!!!!
Rena-I'm sorry, Guy. Maybe we can still be friends.
*Rena and Andore walk off, leaving Guy, speechless, at the table. Suddenly, a masculine hand places itself on Guy's shoulder.*
????-You okay there, buddy?
*Guy wakes up screaming again. This time he is in class. He looks around and see's all the other students staring at him with startled looks.*
????-Guy?
*Guy looks up and see's David with his hand on Guy's shoulder who also has a puzzled look on his face. Guy pushes away from David, screaming.*
Guy-Get away!!!
David-What the hell is wrong with you, Guy?!
Guy-I don't know WHAT your planning, but stay away from me!!
David-You were ASLEEP!! I was trying to wake you up or see if you were sick!! I wasn't trying to make a pass at you, ya damn fruit loop!!
*Guy pauses and raises an eyebrow.*
David-I think you need a little detention to straighten you out! Maybe Akuma can knock some sense into you!
*Guy closes his eyes, waiting to wake up. He opens them back up, but still see's the same. This was reality alright.
Guy-Well.....shit.....
*Guy walks down the hallway and stands in front of the detention door. He starts to smell what seems like smoke and see's lights coming from under the door.*
Guy-Is he....*gulp*...BURNING someone?!
*Guy slowly opens the door, expecting the worst. He looks inside and see's that Akuma had set his own desk on fire and was cooking marshmallows over it. Akuma slowly turns his head towards Guy, giving Guy a slight chill up his spine.*
Guy-Uhhhh..hehehehe, hi. I just caused a SLIGHT disruption during class and I was sent here for a little bit. JUST a little bit though! I'm not going to waste too much of your time.
*Guy nervously walks over to an empty desk and sits down, Akuma's eyes watching him the entire way.*
Akuma-Hrrrmmmmmmm.....
*Guy opens up his book bag and pulls out some work he had from another class and starts to work on it. Akuma's gaze never leaves Guy. Guy tries to get his mind off of Akuma and his awful nightmares by doing his work. Suddenly, Akuma's hand slams down on Guy's desk, scaring the hell out of him. Akuma grabs Guy's papers and examines them.*
Guy-Oh, uhhhh, hehehe, that's just my homework. Di.....did you wanna help me out or something? Hehehe.....
*Akuma seethes at Guy, then eats his papers. Guy's eyes widen as he looks up at Akuma. Akuma then slams his head down on Guy's desk and looks up at him.*
Guy-Hehehehe.....well I guess I can do homework later....
*Akuma jumps up and waddles over to his flaming desk. He stick his head in the flames then pulls it out, his hair now on fire. Guy just watches, not knowing what to think or say. Akuma then begins to do some kind of strange dance while his hair is on fire.*
Guy-If I wasn't already having nightmares........I will be having them from now on.....
*Akuma sits back down at his burning desk and just stares at Guy, hair still aflame.*
Guy-God, help me...
*Guy begins his survival of detention, hoping to leave in one piece.*
*It is now lunch time. Cody and No Name are already seating and waiting for Guy.*
Cody-Dude, where is he?!
*No Name looks around and shrugs.*
*Dan sits down at the table.*
Dan-Hi dudes!
Cody-Don't you dare use my slang! I'm the only person certified to use the word "dude" here!
Dan-I'm sorry! Please don't beat me!
Cody-Dude, what a loser...
*No Name shakes his head.*
*Guy suddenly appears at the table, completely pale. His jaw is hanging, leaving his mouth gaping open, and the expression on his face is gloomy.*
Cody-........
No Name-.........
Dan-........
*Guy groans slightly and sits down.*
Dan-Guy, what hap---
Cody-MY FRIEND!!!
*Cody socks Dan hard, right on the nose, forcing him to fall backward off of his seat.*
Cody-What happened to ya, buddy?!
Guy-I would appreciate it if you didn't ask me why I was in detention with Akuma....oh crap.....
*The entire lunch room goes quiet. Everyone looks over towards Guy.*
Cody-And you SURVIVED?!?!?!
*Suddenly, Rena appears and has her arms wrapped around Guy, crying her eyes out.*
Rena-Oh no! My poor Guy!! What did he do to you?! Did he hurt you in any way?! WHAT DID HE DO?!?!?!?!
Guy-Nothing, just torture. Pure, mind-bending, psychotic, emotionally destructive torture......
*At that moment, Rolento comes rolling into the lunch room.*
Rolento-Since P.E. left out, WE HAVE P.E. HERE! NOW!!
Cody-But my friend has just been through a psychotic mind trip!
Rolento-Those only exist in fairy tale! Is your friend a FAIRY?!?!
Cody-He isn't anymore! He's got a GIRLFRIEND!!
Guy-Thank you Cody, your complement was as healing as lemon juice on my salted wound....
Rolento-NO MOUTH MOVING!! ONLY BODY MOVING!!
*Rolento jumps up on a lunch table and begins to shout out orders. The students feel obligated to obey, so they all stand up and proceed with his exercises.*
*School is finally over. After a long, exhausting day, Guy and Cody begin to stumble their way home, with Rena and Maki accompanying them.*
Cody-Well, that was an interesting day.
Guy-Very.....
Rena-Well, I hope you get some rest before tonight, Guy!
Guy-Huh?
Rena-Remember! We have a date tonight! See ya then!
*Rena blows a kiss to Guy then goes skipping off in the direction of her home, with Maki following. Guy just stands there, slouched forward, and groans. David then drives up beside Guy.*
David-Hey Guy, no hard feelings about this morning, alright? Why so glum? I'm sure you will do fine tonight, buddy! Good luck! Don't let me down!
*David turns back to the steering wheel, but before he leaves, from inside the car, Chun Li suddenly lifts her head up and waves to the boys. Cody and Guy's eyes widen. David smiles widely and winks. He then drives off.*
Guy-Cody.....
Cody-Whats up?
Guy-I can't move....
Cody-Don't worry buddy! I'll carry ya home!
Guy-It's not like enough embarassing events took place today....
*Cody laughs idiotically and throws Guy over his shoulder. He then guns it like a madman through traffic.*
**MORE TO COME: Guy's first date!!!! How will it go?!?! What is up with that detention teacher?!?! When will Rolento ever calm down?!?! All this and more as junior high stalks you in the shadows!!**
