'Tis the Voice of the Yarder
'Tis the voice of the Yarder: I heard him declare,
"Of my masterful brain let all villains beware."
As a dog on a scent, so he follows his nose,
Arresting whomever he finds as he goes.
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When a crime has him baffled, red herrings galore,
He will hasten his steps to the Baker Street door;
But when Holmes saves his colleague from public disgrace,
He takes all the credit for solving the case!
Hurtful Loop
Beautiful Food, prepared with care,
Waiting for a thoughtless pair!
Who would this bounty not include
In plans for the evening? Beautiful Food!
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Beautiful Food! Too soon grown cold,
Set before empty chairs untold;
Who in their senses would be so rude,
Choosing a case over beautiful Food?
A/N: Poor Mrs. Hudson...
