'Tis the Voice of the Yarder

'Tis the voice of the Yarder: I heard him declare,

"Of my masterful brain let all villains beware."

As a dog on a scent, so he follows his nose,

Arresting whomever he finds as he goes.

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When a crime has him baffled, red herrings galore,

He will hasten his steps to the Baker Street door;

But when Holmes saves his colleague from public disgrace,

He takes all the credit for solving the case!


Hurtful Loop

Beautiful Food, prepared with care,

Waiting for a thoughtless pair!

Who would this bounty not include

In plans for the evening? Beautiful Food!

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Beautiful Food! Too soon grown cold,

Set before empty chairs untold;

Who in their senses would be so rude,

Choosing a case over beautiful Food?


A/N: Poor Mrs. Hudson...