DRAGONBALLZ

THE WIERD FILES


Normality Returns...Yeah Right


Vegeta frowned as he woke up to the sound of Jigglypuff's annoying voice. He looked down at the pokemon with a defeated look, it looked at him with a big smile and sparkly eyes. "What!? What the hell do you want!?" Vegeta demanded

angrily. It passed him a note.

It said:I was thinking we could take our relationship to the next level.

Vegeta read it and blinked. From orbit you could hear the cry of "FINAL FLASH!!"

(Insert Intro Song Here)

Goku smiled with joy as he saw his trailer, how long had it been since he had last seen it. Not since Broly recruited him, but something was wrong. Yamcha was there. "Hey Yamcha, whats up?" Goku asked.

"Well, I was just wondering. How did you become cool?" Yamcha asked.

Goku blinked as he said "I'm cool?"

"Yeah," Yamcha said.

"Oh, well then I don't know," Goku said in confusion.

"Shit," Yamcha said.

--

Vegeta walked along the planet, which everyone had left in favor of places where there were no evil pokemon. "Damn that Jigglypuff! I don't care how good it felt, it still wasn't right!" Vegeta growled. That was when he heard this sound.

"I love you, you love me, were a happy family with a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?" A purple dinosaur came around the corner with a goofy smile.

"Oh god why me?" Vegeta found himself asking as he went SSJ.

"Hey kids, lets play ball!" Barney said gleefully.

"Oh you want to play ball do you!? Well it just so happens that I'm the best volley ball player in the universe, because I can play by myself!" Vegeta roared as he swept Barney's legs out from under him, then landed a kick to the stomache

before he proceeded to use the evil dinosaur as a volleyball.

"Aw, isn't that nice?" Barney asked happily.

--

Yamcha flew towards Roshi's island, wondering if the turtle hermit knew how to become cool. He soon landed and saw his teacher was drinking beer.

"Ah Yamcha, how can I help you?" Roshi asked.

"Well, I was hoping you could help me with something. You see, I'm trying to become cool," Yamcha explained.

Several moments of silence passed before Roshi cried "Whats the matter with you!?"

"Dah nothing! Please help me achieve my rightful place as a cool person!" Yamcha begged.

'This guys an idiot, but maybe I can use him to my advantadge' Roshi thought with an evil grin and laugh, which didn't seem at all suspiciouss to Yamcha. "I'll tell you what, I'll teach you to be cool, if you bring me naked pictures of

Chi-chi, Bulma, Videl, Android 18, and Krillin's old girlfriend Marron," He said out loud.

"I'll do it!" Yamcha cried.

'Sucker!' Roshi thought.