Chapter Nine: Complications and Wedding Bells Part I

Robbie P.O.V.

I knew I should have gotten rid of those damn cut outs. Now it was too late. Cat must be downstairs thinking I'm a deranged guy. I sighed and walked downstairs in order to find Cat. I walked into the kitchen to see her reading a magazine. As soon as she saw me, she lifted the magazine up to cover her face.

"Cat…" I said before she interrupted.

"What the hell was that Robbie?" She said angrily lowering the magazine. I was taken aback by her angry demeanour. No one has ever seen Cat angry. She was always the happy go lucky one in the group. I looked to see her angry expression.

"Look Cat, it was just something I had."

She carelessly tossed the magazine on the table and stood up crossing her arms. "Just had? Care to elaborate?"

I blew out a breath and walked towards her. "Can we just sit down and talk about this?" I reached for her hand and she simply backed away from me standing farther away so I shoved my hands in my pockets instead.

"I want an answer Robbie." She said raising her voice.

I blew out an exhausted breath. "Okay. You see when I found out I liked you I made some card board cut outs of you. I just thought that if I could practice on them, then if I ever dated you it would make things easier for me." Shit did that come out wrong?

"Practice on them?" She said slightly disturbed. "Okay that's just weird and you know it. If you wanted to talk to me then you should have just done it in person. Plus a relationship isn't supposed to be easy. I know I may sound mean but just know I'm trying to help you here."

I looked at her mad, raising an eyebrow. "And how is that? By yelling at me?"

She looked taken aback by my anger as I was with hers and before she could speak I continued my rant. "This is what I just can never understand about girls. It just that every time I do something romantic it's too far. I try to explain something I did wrong and it's not good enough of an explanation. Maybe it's best if we didn't date at all!" WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY? I was on a rant but I didn't mean to say that!

"Wait Cat." I said looking at her hurt expression.

"Maybe you're right." She said quietly. "I think we shouldn't date." She walked by me not even making eye contact and walked out the front door leaving me there standing frozen.

"I didn't mean to say that… I love you." I said to the empty spot where she once stood and hearing the door slam in the background.

Spencer P.O.V.

"Spencer what exactly is this?" My soon to be wife asked me disturbed while staring at the screen.

"Come on, how do you not find a cat munching on a pear cute?" I asked smiling at the video.

"Uh Spencer…. I don't think pears have tails and have blood come out of them." She pointed out.

I looked closely at the video and realized she was right. The cat was eating a mouse. Now grossed out I quickly exited the window and turned to her. "Well that doesn't seem so cute anymore."

"You think." She said sarcastically causing us both to chuckle.

"I love you." I said staring into her eyes. It may not have been in the moment, but it was something I just felt the need to say.

"I love you too." She smiled and we both started kissing before a beep on the computer monitor caused me to fall of the barstool scared.

"Spencer?" She said shocked. "It's just a video chat request."

"Oh I knew that. I just leaned back too far." I said, my face red from being embarrassed and trying to hide the fact I was scared by the random sound. I stood up and peered over her shoulder to read it say: Colonel Shay. Dad!

"Who is that?" Sasha asked me curiously.

"Your future father in law." I replied retaking my seat and pushing the accept button. "Hey dad!" I said waving.

"Hey son, how are things?" He asked curiously.

"Good I guess." I turned to see Sasha looking at me. "Oh yeah dad, this is Sasha. Sasha Striker."

"Well hello, Ms. Striker." He greeted politely.

"Hello Colonel." She replied.

"Please call me Mr. Shay."

"Dad there's something I've got to tell you." I said getting ready to tell him the great news.

"What's that?" He asked curiously. "You don't need money do you? I just sent you a cheque-"

"No dad!" I said interrupting him. "Sasha and I are getting married!"

My dad stared at me before bursting into laughter. He stopped laughing after looking at mine and Sasha's serious expression. "Oh you're not… joking?"

"No dad." I said a little annoyed. "We were going to tell everyone when you and Carly came back in a couple of days, but Freddie found out and ended up telling Carly who probably told Sam. So no more surprise.

"Oh, well congratulations both you." He said smiling happily. "So when is wedding?" He asked taking a swig of some juice.

"The week you come back." I said causing him to spit the contents out of his mouth.

"THE WEEK WE COME BACK?" He asked shocked. "Spencer doesn't a wedding need more planning then that?"

I shook my head. "Sasha and I agreed to have a small wedding with just close family and friends. We already were able to get a caterer and are going perform our wedding ceremony on a yacht thanks to Socko.

"Well I guess should buy myself a tux."

"Already covered for." Sasha said happily. "We've already sent out the invitations. The bridesmaids' dresses and groomsmen tuxedos were sent a couple of days ago. They should come before you guys return to Seattle so you can make any necessary fitting adjustments if need be."

"Wow." My dad said astonished. "Looks like you've got everything covered. Got to give you credit especially with such a small gap of time. I'll be looking forward to the wedding and meeting you two."

"Thanks Colonel." Sasha said happy.

"Please call me Steven." He said creating a group chuckle. "Well I have to go to work soon. Goodbye you two."

"Goodbye Steven." Sasha said waving happily.

"Oh and Spencer." He said remembering something.

"Yes dad?" I asked curiously.

"I'm proud of you."

I smiled at his statement and waved goodbye before ending the chat.

"So when are we going to ask the boy if he would like to be your best man and the girls if they would like to be my two bridesmaids?" Sasha asked interestedly.

"When the two girls get here." I said, planting a kiss on her forehead.

Sam P.O.V.

"Man who ever invented his burger should be the president!" I moaned taking another bite into the juicy burger.

"I know." Beck said in agreement.

I swallowed before looking at him. An interesting question came to mind so I decided to ask him. "So… when are you thinking of dating again?"

He paused his chewing before quickly swallowing and looking up. "Uh… I mean it's not a matter of when, more like whom."

"What do you mean?"

He shrugged his shoulders. "To me, I just feel that it doesn't matter when you start dating the person as long as you both like each other and are willing to date. I mean how long you've been broken up with the last person is irrelevant."

"But isn't that kind of like a rebound?" I asked still a little sceptical of his theory.

"Maybe." He said wearing a smirk before looking in my eyes. "But I would be willing to take the chance."

I smiled before looking into his eyes. We slowly began to lean in towards each other until my phone ringing caused me to pull back.

With a sigh I pulled out my phone to see that Carly was calling me. I looked to Beck and apologized to him and told him I had to take the call.

"Hey Carls! How goes it?"

"SPENCER IS GETTING MARRIED!" She shouted.

"Whoa, slow down kid. What do you mean?" I asked.

"He is getting married to Sasha Striker." She said calming down a little.

"You mean the Pak Rat chick?" I asked remembering that stupid game and the nerd channel coming to film it.

"Yes that chick!" She snapped. We're returning to Seattle in a couple of days and they are going to have a wedding!"

"Really? Say no more, I'll be stealing ham from your fridge before you get there." I joked.

Carly chuckled. "Awesome! That means iCarly will be reuniting. Wait, we could do an iCarly webcast!"

"That's a great idea!" I said excitedly before realizing that Beck was still sitting in front of me. "Look Carly, I'll talk to you later, I was kind of hanging out with someone before you called."

"It's Beck isn't it?" Carly teased.

"Bye Carls!" I said before quickly hanging up the phone.

"Sorry Beck, Carly just called." I said.

"It's cool!" He said smiling. "So what about, if you don't mind me asking."

"Well she is returning back to Seattle with her dad and her brother Spencer is getting married. So I have to go there most probably tomorrow."

His face turned from a smile into a frown. "Tomorrow?"

"Yeah." I whispered out. "Why is something wrong?"

"No it's just that I'm going to miss you." He said causing me to blush.

"Me too Beck." I replied. "Well I think we should go it is getting late after all."

"Or I could take you to a club and see if you could last longer than me? That is of course if you can… handle it." He said wearing a playful smirk.

I smirked back. "You're on!"

AN: This was Chapter was getting really long so I split it into multiple parts. So stay tuned for the next part. Sam and Beck almost kiss again before they got interrupted… again! You'll also see Jade, Freddie, Tori and Anrdré sometime in the next two chapters hopefully. Will Cat and Robbie ever start dating again? Also, is partying the night before a good idea for Sam? Stay Tuned.