A/N I am really looking forward to this chapter, mainly because for the first time in about 6 chapters, I have somewhat of a plan! Thankyou to psycho-girl101, who supplied Lucius Malfoy's name. Now I, among others, was rather shocked when JKR outed Dumbledore as gay, so I just had to bring him back. It should be interesting. Now, get ready to, cringe, laugh (hopefully!) and above all, say "What the….?"

TheBoyWhoLived: Um, Ron?

RedHead65: Yeah?
TheBoyWhoLived: I'm a tad worried about the future.

RedHead65: I would be too. 'Cause if I ever catch you with my sister….

TheBoyWhoLived: No, no! I didn't mean that. It's just that, well, you never know where this MSN conversation will go. We could die, or worse, be mentally scarred for life!

RedHead65: Thank God you said 'mentally scarred for life'. If you had said 'be expelled' I would have had to shoot you.

WhereIsMyToad: Er, Ron? That's a tad extreme.

BookWorm101: Ronald, I said that when I was 11 years old! I've changed since then!

TheBoyWhoLived: Of course you have….

RedHead65: Anyway, you were saying something, Harry?

TheBoyWhoLived: Yeah, I was. Look I just wanted to thank you for being such a good mate all these years. Apart from 4th year, when you doubted my honesty…

RedHead65: (loosens collar uncomfortably)

TheBoyWhoLived: …And when you didn't believe me when we rescued Sirius…

RedHead65: But he wasn't in any danger!!!

TheBoyWhoLived: Apart from those times, you were a good mate, so I wanted to say thanks. You know, if we don't make it.

RedHead65: Oh, well, um, thanks Harry. You've been a good mate too, you know.

Weaselette32: Aww….

BookWorm101: Aww….

WhereIsMyToad: (gags)

RedHead65: Well, this is awkward.

TheBoyWhoLived: You know what we need? Some good, old-fashioned randomness. You know, someone who will randomly come in and disturb us all emotionally.

ParisHiltonWannabe: Excuse me, has anyone seen my son?

BookWorm101: Right on cue, eh Harry?

Weaselette32: Lucius Malfoy? What are you doing here?

ParisHiltonWannabe: I'm looking for my son. Have you seen him?

RedHead65: Er, no. He left about 8 or 9 chapters ago.

ParisHiltonWannabe: Drat! I should never have lent him that hair straightener! Er, not that I use a hair shraightener, of course. My hair is naturally straight, silky and gorgeous!

TheBoyWhoLived: Of course it is….

ParisHiltonWannabe: Anyway, um, I will kill you all and take away your Care Bears!

Weaselette32: …

WhereIsMyToad: …

BookWorm101: I'm sorry, what was that?

TheBoyWhoLived: It seems to me that Mr Malfoy here is a tad worried that his Oh-So-Scary reputation is being ruined.

ParisHiltonWannabe: I, what, he, is… shut up!!!

WhereIsMyToad: Anyway guys, I should head off. Places to go, people to see…

Weaselette32: By 'people to see', do you mean Luna?
WhereIsMyToad: What do you mean? Nothing is going on there…

BookWorm101: Ginny, Luna marries that Scamander man, don't you remember?

Weaselette32: Oh yeah… bad luck, Neville.

WhereIsMyToad: But, I, we, don't… shut up!!!

(WhereIsMyToad has left the conversation)

ParisHiltonWannabe: Anyway….

TheBoyWhoLived: Mr Malfoy? Why is your display name 'ParisHiltonWannabe'? Surely you don't know who she is!

ParisHiltonWannabe: Not really, but I saw her picture. That hair…… (drools)

RedHead65: Okay, could this be more disturbing??

ParisHiltonWannabe: I believe so, yes. Would you like me to demonstrate?

TheBoyWhoLived: NO, GOD NO!!!

Weaselette32: We'd actually prefer it if you'd leave. We don't normally let Death Eaters into our conversations.

ParisHiltonWannabe: Fine, but before I go, could you please give me the Dark Lord's email address?? He keeps blocking me!!!

BookWorm101: Um, no. Bye.

(ParisHiltonWannabe has left the conversation)

TheBoyWhoLived: You know, all I wanted to do was have a nice conversation with my friends, and now I've been mentally scarred for life!

BookWorm101: It does strike me as odd that we're still on msn after all this time…

RedHead65: Maybe we should go…

Hippolina97: Hey! You'll go when I tell you to go! And I have a bit more scarring to do before I end this fic!

Weaselette32: Oh man… whoever invented Fanfiction ought to be shot! (A/N I don't mean it, I swear I don't mean it! To fanfiction creator: I love you…)

Panda: Um, hello everyone!

TheBoyWhoLived: She wouldn't.

RedHead65: She has.

Panda: Have any of you seen James Potter? I really need to speak to him…

BookWorm101: Sorry, Mr Panda, James left several hours ago.

Panda: No…!!! Now he'll never return my love!!!

(Panda has left the conversation)

TheBoyWhoLived: Um, excuse me for a moment.

(TheBoyWhoLived has changed his/her profile to Be Right Back)

RedHeadd65: Where do you think he's gone?

Weaselette32: Probably to throw up somewhere.

RedHead65: Can't say I blame him…

A/N Well, here we are again at the end of a chapter. I hope everyone enjoyed it. I'm considering making this an equal 10-chapter long story, but if there is a much opposition then I might go a few more. I just can't think of much more that I can do with this story, but I would love some suggestions!

See you at chapter 10,

Hippolina97 xXx