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A:N/ Booth, Brennan, Angela, Hodgins, the Gravedigger and Cam are all O.O.C. Sweets is not. My first fanfic; don't hate. (I'm the lazy friend by the way)

Seeley Booth felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. It was a call from an unknown number. Booth flipped his phone opened with caution.

"Booth"

"Agent Booth, Hannah Burley has been buried alive. You must wire $2 Million into my account. You know who it is, right? It's me! The gravedigger! Hahaha, well Seeley I feel as if I have made you a happy man! Anyways… she will die from lack of oxygen in 24 hours. This is my last communication." The person (the Gravedigger) hung up.

Immediately Booth shot up out of his seat and started cheering. He got weird glances from people all over the diner. He decided it was beginning to get very awkward so he decided to go outside. When he threw the money down on the table and reached the doors, he texted his closest 'friends.'

To: Bones, Hodgins, Angela, Camille, Wendell, and Sweets.

Hannah has been buried alive! THIS IS A VERY HAPPY DAY! This is going to all of you. Angela, please call me as soon as you get this. Party at the lab tomorrow at this time.

-Booth

After about a minute after Booth sent the text, his phone rang.

"Booth"

"Hey, Hannahs been buried alive, huh?"

"YES!" He said a little too excitedly

"And there's a party…why?"

"Because she was a horrible person"

"Will there be food?"

"YES!"

"Ok, I'll be there. This is the BEST. DAY. EVER."

"I need you to do me a favor," Booth didn't wait for a response, he just kept talking. "I need a life sized piñata of you-know-who. We can you your office, right? Ok good"

"Whoa, slow down there. You want a piñata and you want to have the party… in my office?"

"YES!"

"All right, I'll get right to work."

"Thanks Ang"

"Whatever"

Angela hung up with Booth and immediately got to work. She grabbed the remote to the Angelatron and went to the paint application. She opened and text box and wrote:

HAHAHA. This is called KARMA you b*tch! Go die in a hole, literally.

Hate,

Everyone in the world

(Especially us squints, we hate you)

She got out some newspaper and supplies to make paper mache and did a life-size replica of Hannah Burley. (a.k.a the accursed one) Brennan got Hannah's least favorite foods: Wong Fu's, Pizza rolls, and Roast Beef. Sweets put together a Playlist on his iPod of Hannah's least favorite songs by Lady Gaga, Train, and the Beatles.

Booth didn't sleep much last night, he was too excited.

When everyone arrived the next day, the room was perfect. Anti-Burley posters hung on the walls, the piñata was hanging from the ceiling from its ankles, and little X'd out Burley faces hung in the doorway.

"Ang, I love it. I think I like it too much" Brennan commented with a slight laugh. They ate food and danced to music. Finally, it was piñata time!

Booth was first. He got on his knees, spat on her face and then bashed her head off with a baseball bat. Brennan took the bat and jabbed her on the chest.

"The blunt force trauma to this area of the-"

"Enough, Bones. Please? This is supposed to be fun. Not an anthropology lesson.

"Oh, I apologize" Booth gave her a forgiving smile.

Hodgins and Angela each knocked off an arm. Cam, in her high heels, stomped around on what was on the floor. Wendell, who didn't know Hannah all that well, hit her legs with all his strength and sent her spinning through the air and plummeting to the ground. Everyone cheered and clapped Wendell on the back. Sweets stood around and watched their behavior. He, of course, took mental notes. The Booth got up and made a toast.

"To Burley, who, hopefully, is rotting in HELL!" Everyone cheered and then were startled when a loud buzzer went off in the room. They all looked around to see what was going on. Angela smiled and pointed to the Angelatron. There was a big red timer behind her banner. The time had reached 0:00.

They all shared puzzled looks and finally realized what the countdown clock was for. Cam was the first one to realize this.

"Angela, is she dead now?" Cam asked.

Angela shook her head and smiled as far as her face would let her.

"SHES DEAD!" Angela yelled. Everyone threw their hand up in the air and screamed in excitement. These past two days have been the best!

"This is abnormal behavior" Sweets said. They all shot him a look.

R&R!