Sakura grinned.
"Good job, Naruto!"
Sasuke pouted. "That's what I said!" Naruto was about to say something, but the speakers, placed all around the Forest of Death, burst into lfe.
"Okay, y'all! By now, you should all be at your gates! If you are not at your gates, well tough luck for you." Anko's voice sounded out, caused many genins to jump in fright. "When I say the word, the gates will open, and you will start you exam. The aim is to get the second scroll," Naruto and Kiba grinned, "and get to the building in the middle. Oh and watch out for the giant tigers..." She trailed off for a bit, then suddenly shouted "GO!"
The doors opened, all the teams rushed through, with the exception of the team who had the guy with the huge fear of tigers, who was currently holding on to the gate, with his teammates trying to get him of with a crowbar...
ANYWAY, BACK TO NARUTO'S TEAM...
"This looks like at good spot." Sasuke declared, as team seven landed in a small clearing, after a long day of running. He leaned back against a tree, and kept an eye on their surroundings as Sakura sat down for a breather.
Naruto looked around, then started toward a dense part of the forest nearby.
"Naru-chan, where are you of to?" Sakura asked, looking up at him in question. Naruto grabbed his ponytail with one hand, and pointed to the trees with the other.
"I just need to 'go to the bathroom' if you understand." He said, using his fingers to quote. Sakura looked at him sternly.
"Don't take too long, Naru-chan!" she called after him. He just replied with a,
"Yeah, yeah, Sakura-chan."
A few minutes later, there was a rustle from Naruto's direction, and Naruto shouted.
"TAKE THAT PERV!!" A loud whap sounded, and a random genin, who was wearing a tan jumpsuit, and mouthpeice (snicker) fell out of the sky right next to Sasuke.
Sasuke was about to take out a kunai, when Naruto walked into sight. "Stop, Sasuke-kun." He hissed, and Sasuke jumped away, fearing for his life, if the look on Naruto's face had any indication of what was to come. "He's. Mine!"
Naruto walked up to the genin, picking him up with one hand, showing extreme strength due to his pervert-induced rage. From pretending to be a girl, he had experienced first-hand why females hate all perverts with a passion. He would show no mercy.
Naruto took out a rope from who-knows-where, and started to tie the genin up. Sakura and Sasuke started to run away.
"OI! Where are you going, guys?" Naruto asked, watching them.
They stopped for a second, then answered. "We don't want to see this." They cried, and ran away, like cowards. Naruto sighed.
Groaning, the genin awoke from his super-punch-induced slumber. He looked around, and saw only the faded outline of trees. He tried to move, only to find he was tied to the tree behind him. "Hello, there." A voice hissed, filling the whole clearing. The genin froze, recognizing the person who spoke, and then started to struggle against the bonds that held him.
Naruto swept into sight, and put a hand around the genins neck. "Ooh, don't struggle, now. You'll damage my ropes." He purred. The genin recoiled away for Naruto's touch.
"W-what do you want with me?" He cried, and Naruto seemed to think for a second.
"Well, I wanted to punish you for being a pervert, but now you've given me so many good ideas of what to do!" Naruto smirked, and took out a kunai. The genin quailed.
Naruto's evil smile left his face. "What is your name, genin?" He barked, staring down at the poor guy.
"K-Koizumi Ryu." He answered. Nartuo absent-mindedly twirled the kunai around his index finger.
"Well, my little spring dragon, when you were shamelessly peeking on me-"
"I-I wasn't peeking! I was trying to get a scroll!" Ryu interupted, then cursed himself. Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"So, instead of invading my privacy, you were trying to steal from me?" he asked, deadpanned.
Ryu shook his head, fearing for his life. "No-no, I s-swear-" he started, but never finished.
"Well that's okay then!" Naruto smiled. Ryu blinked. "But," Naruto started. "While you where accidently spying on me. Did you notice anything... out of the ordinary about me? About.." he held the kunai close to Ryu's neck, "my gender?" He prodded, and Ryu nodded, looking away.
"You're...you're a guy." He mumbled, and Naruto giggled.
"You won't be telling anyone about this discovery, will you?" He purred. Ryu shook his head. "Because, if you do, well, let's just say it won't be pretty." Ryu shook his head again, faster this time.
"I won't! I won't!" He cried. Naruto grinned, lifting his kunai above his head. Ryu's eyes widened, then closed, tightly, awaiting the pain of the kunai stabbing into him. Instead of pain, though, all he felt was a light breeze, and his bonds falling to the floor.
He looked at shock at the crossdresser, who had freed him. "There, unlike what my teammates thought, I won't be hurting you. But," He started to say, a finger making circles on Ryu's chest, making him gasp at the gentle touch. "Tell a soul, or try to steal from us again, and you won't survive my wrath." Naruto joked, then, with a smile, he blew a kiss toward the confused Koizumi, and left to catch up with his team.
