Ha! I updates!!

Audience: Yay!

I have new ideas too! God! I feel so alive! (Flies around like super-teddy) Yay!

Audience: We thought you were dead!

Heh! Yeah, I - wait, you thought I've been dead?

Audience: Well, yeah!

Nonsense! I've been dancing with Filler Bunny in skin melting fluid! Yay fluid! Oh well, enjoy the new chapter!

(Does happy jig)

P.s. The parenthesis's show action...Yay action!!!


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Basically, everyone has signed in

Strawberryshortcake: Wow, what are we doing here?

Nextpicasso: That's a good questi-

Bstninjaever: Stand back minions! I shall attack with the force! The force...whoo!

TeddyXlove: Are you okay?

Bstninjaever: No! I am not okay! I saw the Discovery Channel and DUSTMITES!! They're everywhere!

Reddragon: (gasp) I watched it too! They live in your hair, carpets, and pillows!

Bstninjaever: Let us go into the world and destroy...

Both: DUSTMITES!!!

Strawberryshortcake: Why do I even try?

Nextpicasso: Wait, take me with you! (Runs after them)

TeddyXlove: What the heck are they talking about?

Strawberryshortcake: Dustmites

Flowerpower: Dustmites?

Strawberryshortcake: Yes, dustmi-

Bstninjaever: Gasp! Le pillow is heavy! It's INFESTED!

Reddragon: Hurry, shake the pillow!

Bstninjaever: (shakes pillow)

(A giant dustmite falls out the window)

Dustmite: Nothing can stop me! I'll just come through the front door!

Bstninja and Reddragon: Meep!

TeddyXlove: Wow, they are real...

Strawberryshortcake: Where's Rukia?

(From downstairs)

Nextpicasso: No! Giant dustmite of doom! Stay away from my head!!!

Bstninjaever: They got her!

Reddragon: NO!

TeddyXlove: Really, that can't be-

(Door busts open)

Dustmite: Ha! I am here skin-trees!

Audience: Ahh!

Strawberryshortcake: Oh come on, can this get any worse?

Dustmite: Everything is ruined. I never hurt anyone! I only eat dead skin! Not meat! Even though that would be a good dinner every once in a while, but that's not the point. I stay here to help the eco system! If I wasn't here you'd be head deep in dead skin! Yes! Dead skin! I am like a-

Bstninjaever: (kicks dustmite out of a window)

Audience: Yay!

Dustmite: (falling) I laid eggs in your head! A lot of eggs!

Bstninjaever and Reddragon: Meep!

Strawberryshortcake: There's no eggs in your heads...god, you believe anything don't you? Next thing you'll say is that the ghost of the dustmite will come back here and-

(The ghost of the dustmite comes back in)

Ghost: What? I wasn't talking about you two, I was talking about the readers...and Rukia...

Audience: Ahh!!


If anyone can tell me where I got the dustmite idea from, they get a preview of my new story!

Readers: Yay!

Why are you all yay? There's eggs in your head!!

Readers: Ahh!! (bangs their heads)

Hint hint, its by Jhonen Vasquez...

Now, I dance! (Does happy jig)

Can I stop now? My skins falling off!

What? No, I-...what do you mean? I want to stop! Fine, I'll continue... (does happy jig in agonizing pain)

Review and tell me where the ideas from!!!