CRACKfic

What if a single mistake is all it take to turn Superman into the evil Ultraman?

04172017

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By: janahjeanb

Flash zig instead of zag, that mistake cost him as he was blasted off his feet when Superman's eyebeam hit the ground right in front of him.

"Help!" Flash screamed into the comm.

"Goddamn!" Batman in a rare show of pique slammed his fist into the monitor as Flash's comm became a static line and his tracker ended lost in the screen.

"Who wants to be next?" He growl at the four people behind him who were trying to make this underground bunker with leaded wall as comfy as possible.

Shayeera looked frighten. "W-what? N-no." she refuse as he look wildly around, she marvel if its possible to turn into Judas and reveal this hidden base's location that's not even in the Watchtower's server in exchange for Batman to stop ordering her to go out there.

Batman sigh loudly. He suddenly look old and weary. "Who's fuckin idea was it anyway huh?!"

Hal Jordan testily looked up from his sewing. "I said I was sorry, alright?!"

"I will go out there and delay him further." Diana offer not taking her eyes off the chaos that blossom and terrorize the world as Superman- nay, Ultraman spared no country in his search.

"Diana," Batman said as he cut into Diana's view of the chaos in the screen. "I…"

Shayeera grab Cyborg's hand and squeeze wondering if she is going to witness finally Batman's confession of love.

"May the Force be with you?!!!" Diana was pissed as soon as she materialize into the open sky. She mimic Batman's gravelly voice perfectly. She couldn't believe at his imparted words! She did a barrel roll in the air and still fuming behind the ear she look for Superman.

Much later…

Diana and Shayeera were about ready to collapse into the floor as they were spend trying to subdue Superman but they are failing.

"You dare-" Superman began to what would have been a great cutscene in a video game but it was cut short when a rich red fabric was thrown into his face.

Superman's red eyes turn to the normal electric blue when he remove the cape off his face. "Oh hi." He greeted weakly as he watch Batman landed and Green Lantern deconstruct his bubble field before landing as well.

Green Lantern immediately tried to help Shayeera and Wonderwoman to their feet.

Superman inspected his red cape and was pleased that the tear was neatly stitched up. "This was made by Mom you know." He said conversationally while lovingly sliding a hand on the yellow crest on the cape.

Batman grunted in acknowledgement. "Where is Flash and J'onn?" He demanded impatiently.

"At Smallville," Superman said as he tried to tie the cape back into his back.

"Hey,uh, can you help?" He said pathetically when the cape refuse to reattach.

Batman sigh and remove a needle and red thread on one of the compartment in his belt. "Dude," he said long-suffering.

"Dude."

-the end-

An/check my 19th Loki-centered fic installment plith.

I apologize for the mental breakdown on my earlier oneshot. Im okey now. Rly.

br and jk left for bacolod and they might stay in E for a week?