The Big Random FanFic of DOOOOM!
Scene 1: Caramell Dansen!
Luigi looked left and right. *Sigh* "Nobody likes Weegee." he said. So, he got naked and did the CARAMELLDANSE!
Scene 2: Where ya goin, Smithy?
"Hey Smithy! Where ya goin' with that gun in your hand?" asked Bowser.
"Hey Smithy! Where ya goin' with that gun in your hand?" asked Booster.
"Gonna shoot Princess Peach!" he cried with glee.
Scene 3: Gay Luigi?
"Nice of the princess to invite us for a picnic, eh Luigi?" asked Mario.
"I hope she made lots-a spaghetti!" he replied.
"Luigi, look!" cried Mario, pointing to the door of the castle.
"It's from Sonic! Dear Pesky Plumbers: Shadow and I have taken over MAH BOI."
"NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BUURNS!" cried Luigi.
Scene 4: You Are a Pirate!
The l33t hamm3r broz and Bowser are on board a ship.
"Do what you want, cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!" they sang.
Scene 5: How Could This Happen To Me?
Mario stared at the castle, in ruins, with corpses strewn across the grounds.
"How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes, got nowhere to run, the night goes on as I'm fadin' away, I seek out this life, I just wanna screa-" he cried, when a doomship blew him away.
