Title:What a Closet case

A/N: so yeah this will be part of an arch.. I think... Dunno maybe... but you'll get the title later...

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Rukia smiled at the two small girls. She nodded happily as if to tell them that she gladly accepted their offer. She twirled around to face Ichigo, sending her Skirt and hair into a short but graceful dance. Her violet eyes dared to make contact with his Amber ones. She smiled sweetly at him. He sat at the kitchen table, his hand running through his tosseled Orange hair. The end of his pencil was in his mouth and his free arm rested on the table infront of his text book. He looked so geeky, Rukia found it rather adorable.

"So you wanna play?" She urged, an evil smile on her face.

Ichigo scowled. "I have homework, soemthing you should be doing."

Rukia laughed lightly. "I finished that hours ago, before school ended."

Ichigo twitched slightly. "WHAT!!! HERE I AM WORKING FOR HOURS AND YOU'VE ALREADY FINISHED YOURS!!!"

Rukia nodded. "It really wasn't that hard. Even a brain dead monkey could get it done quickly." She mocked him, loving the look on his face.

"YOU MEAN KEIGO EVEN FINISHED IT!!!" Ichigo yelled, causing Rukia to laugh. He loved her laughter, it was rare to see her laugh and mean it.

"Go on and finish your work, Ichigo. You can join us later." She smiled and waved. She took off towards the two girls and they began to whisper excitedly.

Yuzu laughed and explained the rules, Rukia hung on her every word. She nodded excitedly as the girls taught her a new game that every human knew. They wondered why she hadn't played the game before. Then again it was Rukia, she tended not to know such obvious things.

"Ready?" Yuzu asked, excitement evident in her voice.

Rukia nodded.

Yuzu smiled. "1, 2, 3.."

Rukia smiled at Karin and then ran.

Ichigo rolled his eyes as the soul reaper engaged in such a child's game.

"TEN!!!" Yuzu shouted. "Ready or not, here I come!" She ran past Ichigo and smiled.

Thirty minutes passed and Karin and Yuzu were stumped. They looked all over the house and hadn't found one shred of evidence as to where Rukia had gone.

"Ollyollyoxenfree!!!" Yuzu shouted. "Oh Rukia!"

Karin sighed. "We didn't teach her what that phrase meant."

Ichigo sighed and shut his book while getting to his feet. "Great. Now Rukia is bound to starve to death waiting to be found. She'll stink up the place."

"We looked everywhere Ichi-nii." Yuzu whimpered.

Ichigo rolled his eyes. "I'll find her. She probably went outside."

He walked over to the coat closet and was instantly pulled in, the door shutting behind him.

"AHH DAD!! ICHIGO WAS EATEN BY THE CLOSET!!!" Yuzu cried.

Isshin strode into the room and looked at the door with question.

"Looks like Ichi-nii is in the closet, and he doesn't seem to want to come out." Karin stated, humour in her voice.

"Ahh my little boy, playing seven minutes in heaven with Rukia.. he's growing up." Isshin wiped at his eyes. "Masaki would be so proud."

-in the closet-

Rukia breathed against Ichigo's neck. The space between the two of them was hardly enough, so Ichigo found himself pressed against the door, Rukia's tiny body holding him there.

"What is going on here?" Ichigo asked.

Rukia glared at him. "Ichigo, be quiet... they'll find me."

"You are aware that Yuzu is about to have a heart attack looking for you." Ichigo stated.

"She isn't supposed to find me" Rukia stated.

"They're worried." He hissed.

"Well the point is to not get caught, I think I'm doing a good job so far!" She hissed back.

"I'll have to tell them you're in here." Ichigo stated. "It's annoying having to listen to them wine about you."

"Ichigo, please don't, that's cheating." Rukia begged.

"It's not cheating, it's enabling.." He stated, reaching for the doorknob behind him.

Rukia needed to think quick. She looked for any possible escape. Nothing. She grunted in frustration and did the only thing she could do. She grabbed the collar of his school shirt and pulled him in for a passionate kiss. She pressed him hard against the door. Her body was warm against his and the need to get out all his feelings had returned. He swept in and took the lead in the kiss. Rukia groaned against his lips. Ichigo smirked against hers. His right arm circled her tiny waist and his other arm was wrapping around her upper back, pulling her ever closer to him. Her arms slowly wrapped around his neck, pulling his mouth deeper into hers. She moaned a second time as his tongue made itself present in her mouth. She began to pull away but her mouth hungered for more. She couldn't stop herself. She prayed some one would, before Ichigo thought she liked him.

Suddenly light filled her eyes and Ichigo was flat on his back, her on top of him. Isshin smiled down on the two.

"Young love." He sighed. "Ahh Masaki, can you look down and see how lovely Rukia is.. our son has found a girl good enough to hold the Kurosaki name!"

Rukia sat up, straddling Ichigo's chest. "What.. what's going on?" She played the innocent act. "all I remember was falling asleep in the closet and then waking up with Ichigo holding me up."

Isshin smiled knowingly. "My poor daughter! you must be beat from all that hard work! Playing hide and seek in the closet can take a lot out of some one."

"Why do I get the feeling your words have a double meaning." Ichigo growled, still on his back.

Isshin smiled and offered Rukia his hand. He got her to her feet and she smiled.

"HEY WE FOUND YOU RUKIA!" Yuzu yelled happily.

"Damnit."


A/N: inspired by a stargate fic I read this one time. and... an episode of South park.. because I have no class... :D