Hi! It's been awhile, but I was listening to Aladdin songs, and I meant to use this song, but I ended up not. So, I'm going to make it a deleted scene. So, this is set as Astrid is walking back to her 'home' in the first chapter, and takes the place of 'One Jump Ahead: Reprise' I hope you enjoy!

So, bloopers are fun to write, I had a blast writing this, and I did let HorrorFan6 know I wasn't trying to copy them with this idea.

I own nothing.

Bonus points to those who catch the Cryaotic reference


Astrid sighed as she rubbed her arms. Stormfly nudged her back and Astrid looked up at the sky "Proud of your girl, I'll make you proud of your girl. Believe me, bad as I've been, Ma. You're in for a pleasant surprise." Her mother would have never wanted this life for her. Gods, why is she such a screw up? "I've wasted time. I've wasted me. So say I'm slow for my age. A late bloomer, okay, I agree."

Astrid hopped onto a doorstep, clutching her heart "That I've been one rotten kid. Some kid, some pride and some joy. But I'll get over these lousin' up, messin' up, screwin' up times!"

Astrid ran up to a rope and swung around. Stormfly cocked her head at her human "You'll see, Ma, now comes the better part. Someone's gonna make good. Cross her stupid heart," Astrid crossed her heart "Make good and finally make you, proud of your girl!"

Astrid jumped across a building and started to walk to her home "Tell me that I've been a louse and loafer. You won't get a fight here, no ma'am. Say I'm a goldbrick, a goof-off, no good. But that couldn't be all that I am." Astrid leaned against the wall, sliding down, hugging her knees "Water flows under the bridge. Let it pass, let it go!" Astrid stopped her pity party and stood up and ran the rest of the way into house. She leaned out the window and let the window flow past her "There's no good reason that you should believe me! Not yet, I know, but someday and soon, I'll make you proud of your girl! Though I can't make myself taller, or smarter or beautiful or wise."

Stormfly laid down and Astrid started to tuck her in, still singing "I'll do my best, what else can I do? Since I wasn't born perfect like Dad or you. Mom, I will try to, try hard to make you proud of your girl."

Astrid leaned back on her knees "Someday Stormfly, things are going to change. We'll be rich, live in a chief's house, and have any problems… and I'll make my mom proud…"


(During 'One Jump Ahead')

Astrid: *Runs to the roof side, tries to stop, but trips over the edge, lands in a mud puddle*

Spitelout: 'You make my job too easy…'

Astrid: 'I'm sorry…'

*Take Two*

Astrid: *runs to the roof side, drops the bread* 'I give up…'

(During Stoick and Hiccup's marriage talk)

Hiccup: 'The law is wrong!'

Stoick: 'You've only got three more days!'

Hiccup: 'Man, you never know dad. I might meet some girl next scene or something.'

Stoick: *Rolls his eyes* 'Hiccup!'

Hiccup: 'Sorry, I'm hungry…'

(During Dungan Scene)

Astrid: 'He was the heir. I don't understand it! I must have sounded so stupid to him!'

From the window, Astrid hears a squawk

Astrid: 'Stormfly! Down here girl! Help me out of these!'

Stormfly flies down

Astrid: 'Uh, girl, you're supposed to have a broken wing, that's why I'm going to have a magic carpet.'

(During A Whole New World scene)

Hiccup: 'Unbelievable sigh-' *Starts hacking*

Astrid: 'uh… are you okay?

Hiccup: 'I think I swallowed a bug…'

(Take two)

Hiccup: 'Unbelievable sights, indescribable feelings, soaring—AHHHH!' *falls off of Carpet*

Astrid: 'Carpet! He's kinda important for this scene!'

(Take Fifty five… sigh)

Hiccup: 'A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no, or where to go, expect… I forgot the words, because I don't know the lyrics. I'm just going to go, with the flow…'

Astrid: *Face palm*

(During fight scene)

Alvin: 'How many times do I have to kill you girl?'

Astrid: 'It takes a more than a little fire to kill me!'

Stoick: 'Hey! That's my line!'

(Everyone laughs)

Hiccup: 'Hey… wait…'

(Laughter grows)

(During Heiress Ali Scene)

Tuffnut: 'Hey, clear the way in the old bazar, hey you, let us through, it's a bright new—what's my line?'

(During fight scene)

Astrid: *Jumps on gem and slides to grab her sword. Misses the sword completely and keeps sliding.* 'Someone stop this thing!'

(During Hiccup's first time in the village scene)

Astrid: 'He's a little crazy.'

Hiccup: 'You don't even know me!

(During Hiccup and Astrid adventure to her house)

Hiccup: 'I'm a fast learner…' *Throws the stick at her*

Astrid: *Hits it and is falls over the edge*

Hiccup: 'Is that a write-in?'

Astrid: 'I wasn't ready!'

(During fight scene)

Astrid: 'He gave you your power, he can take it away!'

Tuffnut: 'Ast, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?'

Astrid: 'Fact it, Alvin, you're still just second best!'

Alvin: 'You're right. His power does exceed my own! But… nut for long.' *Circles around Tuffnut*

Tuffnut: 'The girl is crazy, she's little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake.'

Alvin: 'Slave, I make my third wish! I wish to be an all powerful genie!"

Tuffnut: 'All right, your wish is my command *under breath* Way to go Ast…' *Turns Alvin into genie, making Astrid fall to the ground. A loud crunch was heard*

Astrid: 'Crud! My ankle you-!'

*BEEP. This deleted scene has been censored for your own good… BEEP*

(When Hiccup walked up to Astrid after the fight)

Hiccup: *started to walk to Astrid, but trips over his metal foot. Lands on face* Go on without me. I'll lay here in self-pity for an hour or so.'

Astrid: *Dying of laughter*