Chapter 9: Nimbus Land!
Part 2
Last time I got kidnapped by Morton Koopa. Mario and Co went to Bean Valley at the time. After beating the Smilax, Mario and Co made it to the Cotton Candy sky. Mario and Co are now in front of the sign from the last chapter.
Mallow: I'm a PRINCE!?
Mario: Let's go and check!
Mario and Co use the spring to get to Nimbus Land town.
Random Nimbus Person: Welcome to Nimbus Land! Valentina is about to tell us about a big announcement!
Valentina: Welcome citizens if Nimbus Land! I Valentina was about to give a speech to all of you…
Nimbus People: YAY! She is not saying her speech!
Valentina: …so I hired this random goon to tell you all what's on this speech!
Morton: Hi, hello, greetings, salutations! I am the great, kooptacular, best, coolest, excellent Morton Koopa Jr.! Son of Bowser Koopa, brother to my brothers and sister, Larry, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig, cousins to my cousins, Nick and Susan, who are children to my king uncle, Wart, brother too my king dad, Bowser Koopa who has children named Larry, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig, who are cousins with…
Nimbus People: JUST SHUT UP! YOU ARE REPEATING EVERYTHING YOU ALREADY SAID!!!
Morton: That is the most not nice, rude, cruel, terrible thing to say to me! I shall tell you all, the people, citizens my speech on being nice, polite, not rude, not cruel!
Nimbus People: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Valentina: SHADUP ALL OF YOU!!! Read the speech I made NOW!
Morton: Meep! Ok!
Nimbus People: …
Morton: It says, "Presenting, Prince Mallow!"
Prince Mallow???: …
Valentina: Get over here!
Prince Mallow???: …
Valentina: It seems our prince has a little case of stage fright! I shall get him!
Nimbus People: Please! Take you're time!
Valentina: Whispering GET YOU'RE FEATHERY BUTT OUT HERE NOW! WHAT!? YOU'RE STUCK!? WELL JUST LOOK AT YOU TUBBY! Talking to the Nimbus People Presenting! Prince Mallow!
Prince Mallow???: …
Nimbus People: That is not the Prince!
Valentina: Yes it is!
Nimbus People: Go you have proof?
Prince Mallow???: …
Nimbus People: Oh…
Valentina: And he elected me, Queen!
Nimbus People: How come we never voted?
Valentina: Because all of you are not royal enough!
Nimbus People: FINE!
Court Jester Valentina: Now than… HEY! WHO PUT COART JESTER THERE IN FRONT OF MY NAME!?
Narrator: Well excuse me! We're on a budget here! We could only afford the titles Court Jester and Princess. Wait… Ok! We got enough funds to put in your title, Queen.
Court Jester Valentina: Well it's about time! Wait… IT'S STILL COURT JESTER!
Narrator: It's in the middle of an express delivery here! Wait a bit!
Court Jester Valentina: Fine! Just remove the title!
Narrator: Fine!
Valentina: Good. Now to go into MY castle!
Mallow: What a coincidence! A Prince with my name!
Mario: Yeah. But that's odd…
Geno: What's odd?
Mario: Why would there be just a queen and prince?
Bowser: I think you will think about that in the future, in another adventure.
In the future…
Mario: Hey Queen Bean! Why are there only you and Prince Peasley? I find that suspicious!
Back to the present…
Mario: I doubt it. But seriously! Shouldn't there be a king? And why does Nimbus Land have birds as the royal family? They should be cloud people!
Mallow: You know… I think you're right! Let's ask people.
Mario: Excuse me Nimbus Person! But why does the royal family here have birds as rulers?
Nimbus Person: Actually King Nimbus is the ruler here.
Mario; Anything else you have to say?
Nimbus Person: Actually King Nimbus is the ruler here.
Mallow: You already said that!
Nimbus Person: Actually King Nimbus is the ruler here.
Geno: Oh right. This is an RPG. Everyone says the same thing until later.
Mario: Let's go into that house!
Mario and Co enter the Nimbus Land Sculptor's house. Garro, the sculptor is currently working on a Valentina statue.
Mallow: Hey look! A statue of me!
Garro: Oh no that's the king… in… his… younger days…
Mallow: Is there something wrong?
Garro: WHO ARE YOU!?
Mallow: I'm Mallow. And this is Mario!
Mario: Hi!
Garro: Ah! Mallow! What a fine prince you've become!
Mallow jumps up very, very, very, VERY high up.
Mario: I think this is going to take a while.
3 Hours later…
Mario: Got any 3s?
Garro: Go fish!
CRASH!
Mario: He's back.
Mallow: I'M A PRINCE!?
Garro: Yup.
Mallow: THAN I'M GOING TO…
Mario: Well?
Mallow: I don't know.
Garro: I'll disguise you so you can sneak in the castle!
Mallow: Good idea!
Geno: Sorry we're late! We got lost because of Bowser.
Mario: How did Bowser get you guys lost?
Flashback…
Bowser: I just remembered something!
Princess: What? (Finally! My fist line in this chapter!)
Bowser: I'm going to sue you still!
Princess: Don't start that again!
Bowser: You'd better have a good lawyer!
Princess: You'd better have a good lawyer!
Geno: I'm just going to leave these guys alone.
Geno walks away.
Bowser: Now look what you did! Geno ran away because of you!
Princess: No you!
3 Hours later. During the Mallow jumping part.
Geno: I wonder where everyone went.
End of Flashback…
Mario: Oh…
Mallow: Man, these scenes are taking forever! I'm going to fast forward!
Mallow fast forwards to the Dodo Beak Dodge Game!
Dodo: …
Mario: (Must resist sneezing.)
Dodo: …?
Mario: (Can't resist any longer!)
Dodo: …
Mario: ACHOO!
Dodo: …!
Mario: I did not sneeze!
Dodo: …
Mario: (Phew…)
Dodo: …?
Mario: You're supposed to leave now.
Dodo: …
Dodo leaves the room and leaves behind a feather.
Mario: I got the feather!
Mario turned into Cape Mario!
Mario: …
Mallow: Fast forwarding again!
Mallow fast forwards to the Birdo part.
Shy Away: #$#$!! It's the bunch from Bean Valley! And the $$ Door is locked!
Egg: HAHAHAHAHA!
Mario: Hey look! A talking egg!
Egg: Will you play with me?
Mario: Ok…
Egg: Yay! Let's play dodge egg!
Mario: What!?
The Egg crashes onto Mario! Battle start!
Egg: HP: 1
Mario: HP: 1
Mallow: HP: 232134234234
Geno: HP: -2322345
Bowser: HP: 23p34
Princess: HP: 4545235445656509710645947706034604659855245645
Mario: Hey! Who messed up the HP system?
Kamek can be seen next to the HP Machine.
Kamek: What?
Narrator: Just change it back…
Egg: HP: 350
Mario: HP: 400
Mallow: HP: 350
Geno: HP: 370
Bowser: HP: 410
Princess: HP: 300
Mario: JUMP!
Egg: HP: 0
CRACK!
Birdo: Hi! I'm a girl Birdo!
Mario: Aren't all the Birdo on Plit girls?
Birdo: Heck no! We're all actually mostly boys!
Yoshi: Yoshi life has no meaning…
Yoshi kills him self! Mario and Co and Birdo each receive 300 Exp. Points!
Birdo: Here! Have this key!
Mario obtains Castle Key 2!
Mario: What happened to Castle Key 1?
We skipped that part because Mallow fast forwarded..
Mario: Oh yeah…
Mario used Castle Key 2 on the door.
Door: I'm released!
Mario: …
Mario and Co enter the next room and enter a hallway.
Mario: Hey look! A note by a door!
Note: By order of Valentina, DON'T RUN IN THESE HALLWAYS! KING NIMBUS IS IN BED! SO HE STAYS IN BED, I LOCKED THE DOOR!
Signed by Valentina
Mario: Why are there 2 blanks?
The title queen didn't arrive yet. Wait… Now it did!
Note: By order of Queen Valentina, DON'T RUN IN THESE BLAH, BLAH, BLAH I LOCKED THE DOOR! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
Signed by Queen Valentina
Mario: Ok…
Mallow: Time to beat Valentina! Fast Forward!
Mallow Fast Forwards to the Battle Valentina part!
Valentina: Curses! You caught up to me! Now to battle!
Battle Start!
Valentina: HP: 1
Mario: HP: 1
Mallow: HP: 1
Geno: HP: 1
Bowser: HP: 1
Princess: HP: 1
Mario: How did we get 1 HP left!?
Narrator: Mallow fast forwarded too fast. So fast, that you crashed into Dodo and almost lost! But you won anyways!
Mario: Oh…
Valentina: DODO! DODO! COME HERE NOW!
Dodo: …
Valentina: HELP ME FIGHT!
Dodo: …?
Valentina: HP: 1
Dodo: HP: 350
Mario: HP: 1
Mallow: HP: 1
Geno: HP: 1
Bowser: HP: 1
Princess: HP: 1
Mario: OO we're so dead!
Dodo: …
Dodo uses… Commit Suicide!
Mario: … Jump!
Valentina: HP: 0: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario and Co: We won!
Mallow obtains Castle Key 3!
Mallow: I'll be right back!
A few hours later…
The following scenes have been removed due to them being boring.
King Nimbus: A Star has fallen into Barrel Volcano!
Mario and Co: WHAT!?
End of Chapters 8 and 9:
Why did Morton want to be the Narrator? Why is Bean Valley called Bean Valley? Why is Smilax so relaxed? Why was Nimbus Land made of Cotton Candy? Why did the sign in the last chapter mention Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles things? How come this chapter never had any plotholes? Why did Mallow fast forward some many times? Why does Dodo always say "…"? What happened to Valentina? Find out on Chapter 10: A Dragon Zombie and Crazy People with Axes? AHHHHHHH!!!!
