Dear Manitoba,

I *Sigh* I need your help. Now first of all, let's get this straight, you

where NOT my first choise, infact, you where my last. It's just, Quebec and

Ontario where... not available, Vanessa (British Columbia) was texting

California, Sarah (Nova Scotia) is visiting uncle Scotland, PEI is sleeping,

Alberta was running away from Saskatchewan (which is always funny to watch),

and Newfoundland was, well, Newfoundland.

Anyway, getting to the point, I need help with New Brunswick. She seems so

distant latly, and I'm worried about her. You don't think she's thinking of

leaving me for PEI do you?

I need your help,

Love, Samuel "Acadia" Williams.

Hey Samuel

I see you finally need my help. And what do you mean I'm the last choice? I am way smarter than Quebec, Valerie (she likes me to call her Vanessa but I call her real name valerie just to annoy her), and Newfoundland combined!

Hmmm, Québec and Ontario busy… I got to take a picture of that. Sadie (Saskatchewan ) chaising Albert (Alberta) is ALWAYS hilarious. What did he do this time? Steal sadie's favourite t-shirt? She does have an obsession over it.

Beatrice ( New Brunswick) is certainly not cheating on you so don't worry. How may you ask that I know about this? Well I overheard them preparing dad's birthday since they like planning his birthday early for some reason. Of course I'm not supposed to know about this since they didn't tell me. They always think that me, Pierre (Quebec), and Oliver (Ontario) go overboard but I don't see a reason. I mean last time, we just invited Michael Jackson over and had him sing for us. Okay, so Québec did spike the drinks and everyone was a bit woozy and maybe a brick did hit Michael Jackson's head but I swear that is not why he died…. I think….

So don't worry about it.

Peace out Miguel Manitoba Williams

Ps. Hey! Don't you judge me! When I first heard your name "Acadia", I thought you were a girl. And they call me feminine! Really!

Haha. Thanks for the reviews! Keep sending in more! Im also going to draw a picture of Manitoba and maybe the whole family. Like new prussai, and massacuset. Ill also draw your character too! But first I need to get my scanner working or I have to use paint which totally ruins my drawings.

Auvoir ! review!Dear Manitoba,

I *Sigh* I need your help. Now first of all, let's get this straight, you
where NOT my first choise, infact, you where my last. It's just, Quebec and
Ontario where... not available, Vanessa (British Columbia) was texting
California, Sarah (Nova Scotia) is visiting uncle Scotland, PEI is sleeping,
Alberta was running away from Saskatochewan (which is always funny to watch),
and Newfoundland was, well, Newfoundland.

Anyway, getting to the point, I need help with New Brunswick. She seems so
distant latly, and I'm worried abouther. You don't think she's thinking of
leaving me for PEI do you?

I need your help,

Love, Samuel "Acadia" Manitoba,

I *Sigh* I need your help. Now first of all, let's get this straight, you
where NOT my first choise, infact, you where my last. It's just, Quebec and
Ontario where... not available, Vanessa (British Columbia) was texting
California, Sarah (Nova Scotia) is visiting uncle Scotland, PEI is sleeping,
Alberta was running away from Saskatochewan (which is always funny to watch),
and Newfoundland was, well, Newfoundland.

Anyway, getting to the point, I need help with New Brunswick. She seems so
distant latly, and I'm worried abouther. You don't think she's thinking of
leaving me for PEI do you?

I need your help,

Love, Samuel "Acadia" Williams.