Dude, I don't know who you are but you took my idea! Not cool. And then you
say you're my brother. I don't even have a brother...at least I don't think I
do. I mean, I would know if I had a brother. Unless, oh my gosh, Artie adopted
some weird kid from some crazy gypsy family and is raising him to combat my
awesomeness! I can't let that happen! Secret brother, I know about you now!
You better watch out because I'm the hero!
Hang on a sec, I just remembered that I DO have a brother. My bad.
So...how's it going Mattie? Sorry for forgetting about ya...haha. How's your
bear thing?
I just had an amazing idea! We should play baseball again this weekend! We
always have so much fun, it'll be great. And then we can go get McDonalds and
have some delicious hamburgers.
Well I gotta go do something heroic, talk to you later.
-Alfred F. Jones
P.S. I'm thinking about changing my name to "Alfa-dog". Pretty sweet huh? Iggy
said it was stupid but he doesn't know anything.
-(Not Letter)-
This is great! Keep up the good work, can't wait to read more. :D
Dear Alfred,
...Je vous déteste...ahem. Anyway. I-I guess I will forgive you, eh. (Mostly because I don't feel like yelling at you right now,eh). Though you made me laugh a bit when you said England adopted a "weird kid from some crazy gypsy family" hahaha. I don't think he would do that even if he did hate you enough to do that,eh. My ' bear thing'? His name is Kumkariro and he is doing fine.I am doing alright myself, I'm a little down from Hurricane Earl since it hit you and me. It didn't effect you too much did it? Oh uh basketball? Hamburgers? I-I would love to but- you know I'm busy and all that hurricane did more than I thought! I'll be so wrapped up for the next few weeks, maybe some other time, eh?
Votre frère tendre,
Matthew Williams
P.S. I-I like Alfred better,eh.
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Translations:
Votre frère tendre: Your loving brother
Thank you :)
