Disclaimer: I am not Louise Rennison, however much I want to be. I do not own any of the characters. (Sob.) (And I don't own Topshop either. I'd like to, that would be rather cooooolio.)
I just own the plot. Anything you remotely recognise doesn't belong to me.
You should know that by now :)
A.N: Boo! Sorry it took so long for this chap to come up, I have heap loads of coursework for my drama and it's like BLAAAAAH. Who knew the Crucible would be SOOOOOOO boring? Thanks to everyone for your amaaaaazing reviews, you are all going to be mentioned at the bottom :D. And by the way, I love all the new fics being posted! They are truly fantastic! Let me just tell you, this chapter is quite serious, and quite lovey dovey, but I'm not going to spoil anything, I'm just going to say that this whole chap is centred around Gee'n'Dave, no ace gang (maybe a tincy bit) or Swiss family mad, just our favourite couple :) So, time waits for no whatsit, let's get on with the story!
Part 9: You're My Eternity.
1 second later
"Yeah, it is, isn't it?"
"Yup, he's my inspiration. Because I'm going to be a comedian you know."
Aww, Dave has an inspiration! And his inspiration is my uncle! (Not Eddie, ofcourse. I'm not too sure Dave would want to be a bald stripper with a perverted incesty son.)
"Dave, it's very good of you to be thinking about your future now."
"Gee, I don't care that much about my future. I'll be happy as long as you're in it."
Wow, that was the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
"Dave, I think… I know that that's the sweetest thing that anyone has ever said to me. I love you so much."
"Yeah, I think I'm 'Dave the mushy fluff ball' today. And I love you too, gee gee. Hows about we go out for a moonlit walk tonight?"
Wow, he really is Dave the mushy fluff ball.
"I'd like that. Are you sure?"
"Very sure. Anyway, I'd like to try out some of my comedy on you. And um, possibly meet your uncle? …"
Ha, knew it.
"Why not. He's your inspiration after all."
"Yup. Anyway, I need to urr, go to the park, to um, sort something out with the… erm boys. So, yeah you can stay here if you want… If you go back to yours I'll be over at about 7 to pick you up for our walk."
That was half Ellen.
"Alright then, I'll go home. But if when you turn up at mine you go all mad over my uncle, then you will be punished."
"Sounds nice!"
And he winked.
Have I ever said how cheeky he is?
"Oi you! Stop it. Anyway, love you Hornmeister."
"Sorry, you're just too beautiful. Can't wait for our walk! Love you too baby."
And he walked out.
Of his own room.
AND HE CALLED ME BABY!
I think I like it.
I do like it.
Well, I better be off aswell.
I don't want to stay in his house by myself,
I might get bombarded by his parents.
20 minutes later
In my House of jokes.
Vati has decided to take up stand up comedy, to be just like uncle Alan.
He should be able to pull it off with just his clown car alone!
Oh I do make myself laugh.
Maybe I could join them in being a comedian.
Or comedienne.
(Go Feminism!)
I would quite literally have a family of laughs!
I can't wait for mine and Dave's walk, I don't know why though.
It's just a walk.
4:00pm
I should really start preparing now.
Right, list of things I need to do:
1. Shower (I stink of Dave's lynx.)
2. Wash my hair (Greasier than Ali's kebab shop on the high street.)
3. Apply Face Mask (There is a lurking lurker waiting to erupt on my chin.)
4. Paint Nails (They're rather plain, and Dave doesn't do plain. Oo-er!)
5. Remove Facemask, do makeup and hair (Need I explain you utter fools?!)
6. Choose outfit (This will take most of my time.)
Let's Get Started!
4:30pm
Out of the shower and washed my hair, Time for clay facemask.
4:45pm
I can't actually move my face.
This is annoying.
Time to paint my nails.
4:55pm
Lovely Red nails.
They are rather Sexkitty-ish, even if I do say so myself.
Facemask-off time.
5:00pm
Eek, my face has gone all red and blotchy!
I must have had an allergic reaction!
This will take allot of foundation to cover up.
5:30pm
Makeup done, I have about a foot of foundation on.
At least the redness has gone.
Hair time!
6:00pm
Looooovely bouncy curls.
Thank you heated rollers!
My hair is now full of volume.
Right, now for my outfit.
I can either wear…
Grey skinny jeans with my superman hoodie and white converse thingies…
Or…
Floral Mini dress thing with black over the knee socks and ballet pumps.
Hmm, the jeans and hoodie combo says "I'm laidback but I'm also up for allot of number 6"
But the Mini dress says "I'm a total Sexkitty up for allot of number 6"
Laidback or Sexkitty?
2 minutes later
I'm wearing the hoodie and jeans.
2 minutes later
Changed into the dress.
3 minutes later
Hoodie and that's that.
2 minutes later
But the dress is gorgey and marvy!
I'm in the dress.
10 minutes later
Hoodie. Hoodie. Hoodie.
5 minutes later
DRESS DRESS DRESS!
Eep, it's 6:40, I've got 20 minutes!
I'm going to wear the hoodie and jeans and that is it.
No more changing, I'm in this and that is final!!
6:55pm
Sitting on my wall waiting for Dave in my Dress.
(Not Dave wearing my dress, I mean I'm wearing my dress. After changing a hundred billion times.)
Ah, he's coming down the road.
(Oo-er, that's put pictures in my brain.)
He looks majorly gorgey.
Like, WOW.
He's wearing black skinny jeans, a white shirt tucked in, black skinny tie, black cardigan and black converse.
Cor, the horns are out and they're making my lips pucker up.
(Not literally. A pair of horns on the front of my face pulling my lips together would look stupid.)
"Hello Sexy."
Mmmm, his voice sounds so marvy when he says stuff like that. Not daft and slutty, but MARVY.
"Hello Sexier."
Gee Nicolson strikes again with her excellent wit and comebackosity.
"Ready for our walk then Kittykat?"
"As ready as ever Davey boy."
"Off we go then!"
10 minutes later
Holding hands with Dave walking through the park…
Wait, I can see something…
It's a picnic!
With a tent!
And Candles!
"Surprise!"
Awwwww!
"Oh Dave, I love you so much."
I'm snogging him.
Mmmm, grass snogging.
Oo-er, rolling about!
We have to be careful of the candles, don't want any Gee'n'Dave toast.
Dave pulled away, Nooooo!
"How's about we have dinner then?"
"Hmph, ok."
30 minutes later
That has to be the yummiest meal I've ever had ever.
I never knew Dave could cook!
He is really rather talented!
He can sing, act and he's really into musicals aswell!
He's just so perfect.
"Dave that was lovely."
"Glad you enjoyed it Gee. Would you like a breadstick?"
I'm full, but how could I refuse? His eyes are like a puppy dogs.
"Sure."
I was going to pick up a breadstick, but it has something on it.
Is that what I think it is?
OH MY GOD.
IT'S A RING.
"Dave…This isn't what I think it is… is it?"
BLAH! He's on one knee!
"Georgia, I love you. Don't get yourself worried, this isn't an engagement ring, it's an eternity ring. It means I want to spend the rest of my life with you. It doesn't mean we won't get married one day, I mean, who knows? It just means that I love you. And you are my Eternity. So, Miss Nicolson, will you be my forever?"
He's put the ring on my finger.
Oh my god, leaky eyes!
"Giddy gods pyjamas." sniff. "Of course I will, I love you."
Wow, I actually can't believe this is happening!
"Yay!"
And even at the most serious of times, he's a comedy genius. My comedy genius.
But before I could say anything else, I freaked out of my skin when the ace gang and the honorary blokes jumped out of a bush and burst into song.
"CONGRATULATIONS AND CELEBRATIONS, WE DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE WORDS SO LA LA LA LA LA!"
Even spazzy jazzy was there!
They were all in on it!
They knew I was going to get practically engaged!
"Oh. My. God!"
And they all ran to me and hugged me!
This is the happiest day of my life!
"JA MISS GEORGIA, VE VILL HAVE THE VEDDINGS TOGETHER ON VIKING SHIP VITH THE SPARROWS AND BIRDIES AND PARTY AND GROOOVE LIKE ZEE GROOVSTERS!"
Usually I would have a spaz attack about how strange Sven is, but I'm too happy to care!
I need to
speak to Jas!
"Jas! You knew about all this?"
"Of course! That's why I haven't been phoning you much! I knew I'd let It out! Dave told Tom and Tom told me and so on and so forth. He told him that he knew it was quick, but he knows you're the one! I'm soo happy for you Gee Gee!"
Aww! Jas is back to normal!
"Wow, this is all so perfect! I never want it to end!"
Oo-er, looks like Rosie has an announcement… she looks rather worried.
"Everybody, I would like to say something to you all on this extremely happy day…
LET'S GO DOWN TO THE DISCO!"
A.N: Blimey!
Well, even I didn't know that was going to happen!
Because, as usual, I am the last to know about what is going to happen in my stories.
Now that I think of it, that part was a bit far fetched,
BUT THIS IS FICTIONAL LAND!
Anything can happen if you just make believe :')
So, please review!
Even if you hated it and you think I'm a nutter.
I'll be updating soooonio,
TOODLOOO,
I luuurve you all :)
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BEFORE I GO, lots of thanks to:
Livontheedge, mbmimi, Disco Dancer, ive-gone-all-jelliod, CHAGRIN THIS, weatherwitch.X.x.X., twinlover69lolawesomewriter qwertyuiop098, gossip613, dramaqueen612, Mizz-Emz, xBabimiax, Double Awsomeness with knobs, darcyLoVesmarissa, RoarImAVamp, jenjen.davieees and mel217.
YOU MAKE MY LIFE WONDERFUL!
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