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Hidan and Kakuzu Sorry for lack of a cursing Hidan.

Day 2:

Hidan woke before Kakuzu for a change. She was getting excited, and hungery. She called down to the front desk, and ordered food for both of them. It didn't take long for the food to get there, and it arrived before Kakuzu woke up. Hidan put everything on the table, making plates for the both of them. She then walked over to her partner, and kissed her. Kakuzu moaned, and opened her eyes. "Good morning sleepy head." Hidan said, leaning over Kakuzu, her hair in her face a little.

"How long have you been up?" Kakuzu asked.

"I don't know. A little while." Hidan shrugged, pulling the other man turned woman to the table. "I ordered breakfast for us."

"Thank you Hidan. Can't kill everyone on an empty stomache, can we?" Kakuzu teased, glad to have something to eat anyway.

Hidan laughed, and they ate their food. Hidan walked over to their bags, and picked up a pair of pants, and the new red t-shirt Kakuzu had got her. She smiled when she put ot on. It was the type of shirt she could wear if she was a boy again. Kakuzu also put on some of her new clothes. "Are you ready to start. Your presious lord Jashin will mlove you for this." Kakuzu had gotten used to Hidan spouting things about Jashin, and learned to just go with it.

"I know. He will be so proud of me." Hidan was bouncing in place. She ran to the loddy. She smiled at the man at the desk. "What about him?" Hidan asked Kakuzu.

Kakuzu shook her head. "Not for me. I'll find someone else. A ninja." She said, leaving Hidan to her fun.

The man was confused. Did this girl wish to ask him out or something. "Is there something I can help you with?" He asked.

Hidan reached into her mag, and pulled out a kunai, and went after the man. The man screamed, and Kakuzu smirked. "Time to begen." She said. Hidan came running out, and went straight away toward the ninja coming at her. Kakuzu followed suite to take the heart of one of the ninja. She kept an eye out for any people she thought would have a bounty on their heads.

Hidan was having a lot of fun. At the end of the day, everyone in the village was dead, and Hidan was laying on the ground in her prayer area, praying to Jashin. She had removed the shirt Kakuzu had given her. Kakuzu had removed all the money from the places, and bundled it together for easier transport.

Hidan sighed, having finished her ritual. She had Kakuzu were walking through the village. Dead people were everywhere. Kakuzu had not gotten herself a new heart, but said it was okay. Hidan was as happy as can be. He giggled the whole rest of the day. They slept in the hotel, not afraid of getting caught. If someone came by, they would either kill them, or play dead as well.

Day 3:

Kakuzu and Hidan were walking thru the woods, heading after a bounty Kakuzu had heard was around there. Hidan wasn't complaining about it because she knew it was Kakuzu's turn to choose what they do. Kakuzu thought it was strange that Hidan wasn't omplaining, but knew why she wasn't.

Kakuzu paused, and Hidan also did. They had heard something up ahead. Kakuzu and Hidan shot forward, and saw the bounty up ahead. Hidan let Kakuzu kill the man, anf they went to turn him in. Afterward, they spent the rest of the day hunting bounties. kakuzu let Hidan kill a few as well.

Day 4:

Kakuzu was leading Hidan through the woods. Hidan had her eyes closed, and let Kakuzu lead her. She normally wouldn't let her partner do something like this, but she trusted her, so she followed without a word. "Are you ready Hidan?" Kakuzu asked when they had stopped.

Hidan could hear people talking, laughing, and screaming. "Yeah, I'm ready Kuzu." Hidan said.

"Okay Hidan, open your eyes." Kakuzu said.

Hidan opened her eyes, and gasped. She looked around. Kakuzu had brought her to the fair. There were rides, and games, and food everywhere. Hidan wouldn't stop the smile from splitting her face almost in half. "You brought me to the fair?" Hidan asked.

"You said you've never been, so I thought I should take you." Kakuzu said. Hidan smiled, and walked up to the ticket booth. "Two all day tickets please." Kakuzu said. After handing the woman the money, and getting there hands stamped, Kakuzu and Hidan went to have some fun.

Hidan led the way through the haunted house, and they both laughed at everything. Hidan and Kakuzu also showed their own scare to the others, almost giving someone a heart attack.

All day they played games, ate food, and rode rides. Hidan was having the most fun of her life. At he end of the day, Kakuzu and Hidan kissed and Hidan thanked Kakuzu a lot.

Day 5: The rest will be short because I ran out of things they could do.

Hidan stumbled out of the woods, having tripped over a log. Her gasped when she saw the lake in front of her. "Hey Kakuzu, look at this." She yelled back into the woods.

"I'm coming." Kakuzu yelled back.

"You're so slow old man, I mean woman." Hidna yelled back.

"Shut up baka." Kakuzu said, coming out of the woods. She had put her hair up, as did Hidan. It was really hot, and Hidan wondered how women could stand all that hair. Kakuzu looked around at the lake. "Nice." She said.

"Can we stay here today?" Hidan asked.

"Of course." Kakuzu said.

They spent the whole day at the lake. Hidan played int he water some. They both caught some fish to eat. They cook said fish on the fire Kakuzu built. Hidan was very happy.

Day 6:

Hidna and Kakuzu were starting for home, having a long way to walk. As they walked, they felt as if they were being followed. They acted as if they didn't notice. They had their coats hanging on their shoulders, not all the way on. They thought someone would be stupid if they attacked them knowing they were with the Akatsuki.

"Hey pretty ladies." Someone called.

Both Hidan, and Kakuzu turned to look at the drunk man behind him. "Not only is he stupid, she's drunk." Kakuzu said.

"If he comes at us, can I sacrifice him?" Hidan asked.

"Sure. You can anyway if you want." Kakuzu said.

"What are you two talking about? Are you talking about how handsome I am?" The man slured.

"Of course not. You are not handsome, or my type. Kakuzu here is more my type." Hidan laughed out.

"Bitch." The man yelled, coming after Hidan. Hidan started to dance around with the man. Kakuzu jumped into a tree to watch and as to not get in Hidan's way.

Hidan went on to kill the man using they same method she used on Asuma. "Can we go home now?" She asked after she was done.

"Yeah, let's go. I wonder if anyone knows how we were turned into girls. I know we still have to clue." Kakuzu said.

"I don't know, but I would like to change back soon." Hidan said. There was a small giggle as a blue blur flew by, unnoticed by two missing ninja.

Day 7:

Kakuzu and Hidan walked all dat, and finally made it back to the hideout. They walked in and found the others already there. Itachi was laying on the couch wrapped in bandages, Kisame at her head. Deidara and Tobi were talking about some monster. Tobi was saying I told you so, while Deidara was freaking out. Zetsu was just standing there. Pein and Konan were watching Itachi to make sure she was alright.

"Alright, everyone is here." Pein said.