Chapter 9:

No One's POV:

After Lucy and the kids left things became quiet. Well not that quiet but quiet for Fairytail. Then one by one guild members left the guild until there were only Gray, Natsu, Juvia, Elfman, Mira, Lisanna, Cana, Gajeel, Levy and the Crime Sorciere plus Kuri. It was boring until Cana suggested something,

"Hey, you guys got nothing to do tonight right?" Everyone shook their heads and said, "No," She replied by saying,

"Perfect, why don't we all go to that bar?"

"A bar? Seriously Cana? This late at night?" Erza questioned her. "Well it's not like you got anything better to do!" She said back.

"Which bar though? Because if it's the one on Orange lane… Well let's just say the manager got mad at me once…" Natsu said. "What did you do?" Gray asked.

"I set half the place on fire because… I forgot why…" He replied. Everybody there sweat dropped then Cana asked,

"It's not that one luckily, haven't you heard of the popular one down Yellow Pineapple road?"

"Oh yeah! Doesn't that have many people going inside at night?" Lisanna asked

"You guys don't know about the underground one?" Cana smirked

"THERE'S ONE UNDERGROUND?" Everyone asked surprised.

"Yup, it's called Midnight Secrets, and its not only a bar," Her smirk grew bigger if that was possible. Everyone's head turned 80 degrees and questioned her,

"Huh?"

"It's also that type of club!" she winked, smirked and raised her eyebrows.

"Oh… Ice Prick you would fit in perfect there!" Gajeel laughed and the others laughed too, while Gray got red.

"So don't leave me hanging… who wants to go?" Cana asked everyone as she put her hand up. They evaluated for a while and made thinking looks. The first one to raise his hand up was Kuri, then Gray, then Gajeel, then Natsu, then Juvia, then Jellal, then Erza, then Elfman, then Lisanna, then Levy, then Mira and finally Meredy and Ultear raised up their hands together.

"Yosh! Ikuso!" Cana got off from the table that she was sitting on, grabbed her barrel and proceeded to go out of the guild. But she stopped in front of the guild and put her hands up in a stop motion and turned around,

"Someone needs to tell Lucy about this!"

"I'll do it!" Natsu immediately offered. "Okay Natsu go, meet us in Yellow Pineapple road okay?" Cana said

But it was too late he already went off running with Happy right on his tail. Everyone sweat dropped and Gray blew out a "That Baka!" and everyone nodded at his comment. Then they made their way to the bar.

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Meanwhile with Natsu:

BAM!

Ian and Zeru jolted up and they were pissed. They did a really creepy voice,

"NaTsU DrAgNeEL! HaPpY! YoU gUyS aRe So DeAd!" Natsu and Happy became scared, and yelped, "Eeep!"

"I'm sorry! Gomen Gomenasai!" He bowed, Ian and Zeru just cursed and went back to sleep but Lucy stayed up and asked Natsu why he was here.

"Natsu why are you here?" She whispered so that the others won't wake up.

"I came here to take you somewhere. Cana's orders! Everyone's going! Quick hurry up and change! I'll wait outside!" he whispered/shouted then he went outside.

Lucy was blank but did as she was told to do anyway. Then she went outside and met Natsu and Happy. Natsu smiled and then dragged Lucy off to Yellow Pineapple Road with Happy following them.

"Ouch Natsu stop my arm hurts!" Lucy pleaded. "Oh sorry Lucy! I didn't mean to hurt you," He blushed. "It's ok Natsu, I know you didn't mean to do it," Lucy said as she brushed off.

"We're near already so…" Natsu said. "Ok let's go!"

They walked until they reached Yellow Pineapple Road, the rest were there already and in front of them was the bar 'The Nightly Rendezvous'. Lucy was giving curious looks and Cana said to her,

"We're going to a strip club!" Lucy made a inquisitive look and asked,

"I thought this bar wasn't a strip club?"

"We're not going here, we're going underground!" Cana said excitedly

"Oh… Wait what?" Lucy changed voices, "Come on just follow us!" Gajeel fortified her to go.

"Fine…" Lucy gave in and followed them into the bar. As they were expecting it was full with people who were either Sober, soon to be drunk, drunk, really drunk or passed out. Then the guard suddenly stopped them, pointed to Levy and exclaimed,

"You!" Levy gulped, pointed to herself and asked, "Me?"

"Are you eligible to be here?" He asked, "How old are you?"

"I'm 17!" The guard didn't believe her so Levy showed him her ID card. He the believed her, then Cana said,

"Oy Zack chillax okay? These are my friends and I can assure you she's 17!"

"Oh Cana! Didn't see you there, ok I'll trust you!" Cana smiled but motioned him to come closer, she then whispered something in his ears that caused him to exclaim,

"Really? Ok! Please come in! Hope you have fun!"

"Wow Cana what did you say to him?" Mira asked, Cana smirked and said

"I just merely told him that Gajeel was her boyfriend and he will beat his ass up if he doesn't let Levy in," With that statement Levy blushed hard, Gajeel got red and everyone laughed.

They followed Cana to a secluded place in the club and she talked with some dude. Then the dude pressed a button and it took them down. They went out and their jaws dropped to the floor and their eyes bulged out except Cana who just grinned.

"What- what is this place?" Ultear asked

"Just what you think it is! Welcome to Midnight Secrets!" Cana welcomed, "Well if you need me… I'll be over there! Try and enjoy yourselves!" She walked over to the bar where a stripper was dancing on the table.

"Well I don't know about you guys but I'm going to do what Cana said… I'M GOING TO ENJOY MYSELF!" Kuri shouted, but almost no one except the Fairytail gang could hear him because of the music that's playing. Then he disappeared within the crowd.

"Gi hi hi!" Gajeel laughed, "Anyone needs me I'll be over there, come on Lily!" He said. "Right… Do they have kiwi juice here?" Lily asked. "Nope, but I'm going to make you drink something else!" Gajeel and Lily went missing in the crowd too. Levy noticed and seeped her way out of the Fairytail gang and go disappearing Gajeel's way.

Gray looked around the place and noticed it's pretty big, that's over exaggerating IT WAS HUGE. Juvia was stalking him as usual. Gray was looking at Cana and she invited him to come over and have a drink and, of course Juvia was jealous so she followed him. "Gray, Juvia! Come (hic) have a (hic) drink (hic) with me (hic)!" Cana said while she hiccupped. "Okay…" Gray and Juvia sat down with her and not long after, they were all about to fall down and started to say weird things.

Elfman didn't feel comfortable seeing all these people because he has Evergreen but he thought to himself and thought he could just play around for one night. It wouldn't hurt so he slipped away from the group and went to a bar on the opposite of Cana and Mira saw and followed him. Lisanna stayed but seeing how Natsu is holding Lucy she sighed and went away from the group as well.

Meredy and Ultear just went to the depths on one of a crowded table that Kuri was in and ordered drinks. But before they knew it they felt like their body is about to fall down because the drinks were so powerful here even one taste could make you tipsy already.

All that's left was Natsu, Happy, Lucy, Erza and Jellal. Lucy was very sleepy due to the unwarned wake up call so she clings on to Natsu so she wouldn't fall due to drowsiness. Natsu doesn't mind he's to busy calculating on what to do first, something that Lucy and him can do together. Jellal tapped Erza and pointed to a direction, there were no "shows" going on there so they sat around there and had a drink and as well as the others they ended up drunk.

Lucy, Happy and Natsu were the only one among their friends who were sober. Therefore they just decided to see how everyone was drunk and how drunk they are. Cana, Gray and Juvia were not that drunk yet, Cana was still seeing things clearly but hiccupping, Gray was just having a hard time talking and seeing and Juvia was experiencing what Gray is now.

Gajeel was like Cana they were half sober due to their body. On the other hand Lily and Levy were practically seeing things that were not there and speaking baby language. Gajeel made Lily drink the things that he drank but Lily couldn't take it as well as he did. Levy wanted to prove that she could drink too but Gajeel said it was an epic fail.

Meredy and Ultear were drunk but not that drunk just like Gray and Juvia. They were still aware of what was happening but felt woozy and it almost seems like they're spinning. Kuri on the other hand was like Gajeel and Cana half sober but he was on the brink of being in the state of Juvia, Gray, Meredy and Ultear.

Mira and Elfman were like Lily and Levy. They couldn't handle all the drinks and felt like they could faint any second. Mira's starting to get emotional and Elfman was giving his "manly speeches". But they're doing that while almost falling down like a zombie. Elfman didn't even know how to pick up the glass drink anymore.

Jellal is like Gajeel, Cana and Kuri he is half drunk but right now he's facing the wrath of the drunk Erza. Just like Mira, Elfman, Levy and Lily she was unaware of what she's doing and is getting angrier by the minute. She demands this demands that while Jellal is pretending not to notice her change and sit further away from her but that will result in her moving closer and scolding him.

"Wow who knew that our friends are that drunk? Look at Mira Luce, she's so different now, and Erza let's not go near her for the time being…" Natsu said to Lucy.

"Hmm… Oh… Yeah…." She said back in a really sleepy voice. Natsu felt sorry for her, and guilty of himself because he didn't wake her up properly. "I'm sorry I woke you up like that Luce, if you want I can bring you back to you house we can just sleep for tonight," Natsu said while regretting himself for doing it but Lucy smiled and asked him,

"Nah it's ok I want to know how strong these stuff really is, Care to try with me?"

"Sure, what do you say Happy?" Natsu asked Happy, "Aye sir! ~" He said back.

And just with 4 drinks they were like Lily, Levy, Mira, Elfman and Erza. They got really drunk and became not aware of anything they're doing and started to become all not on character and doing weird stunts. Happy tried to become a cow, Natsu started to throw ice and pretend he was Gray and Lucy kept bugging Natsu like Juvia does with Gray with her keys, she was poking him while he was throwing ice at Happy who was trying to become a cow.

"Moo! (Hic) Natsu! Moo! Stop (hic) throwing Ice Moo (hic)!" Happy said to his partner while Mooing. "I'm (hic) Gray I tell you! (Hic) I'm GRAY! (Hic)!" He replied, "I'll (hic) prove it to you COW! (Hic) ICE MAKE LANCE (hic)!"

Then Natsu threw more ice at Happy, "Gray! Stop (hic) doing that (hic)! You're (hic) getting the floor (hic) dirty (hic)!" Lucy commented at her friend, "Poor (hic) floor!"

"Hey (hic) that rhymes!" Natsu said, "Poor Floor on my door (hic)!"

"Ha-ha-ha (hic)!" Lucy laughed.

"OY (hic) GRAY! STOP STEALING (hic) MY MOVES!" Gray came waltzing in with Juvia. "Gray-sama Juvia (hic) loves you!" Juvia jumped on to Natsu. "Juvia! I LOVE YOU (hic) TOO!" Natsu said.

"If you're Gray (hic) then where's (hic) Natsu?" Gray asked. "Aren't you (hic) Natsu?" Lucy asked Gray. "Oh yeah (hic) I am Natsu (hic)! FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" Gray attacked but nothing came out.

"Yay! Natsu (hic) Great Roar!" Lucy complimented Gray,

"I bet my ice can (hic) defeat you anytime! NATSU!" Natsu said, "Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

They continued doing that for a while making a ruckus and soon every Fairytail member that was in the bar joined as well. Everyone not in his or her characters and acting stupid,

"Gray! Where are (hic) you?" Gray asked.

"Right here Natsu!" Natsu answered. "Moo! Natsu! (Hic) Where's (hic) Lisanna? Moo! (Hic)"

"I don't (hic) know cow!" Gray answered Happy. "I'm right (hic) here (hic) Cow (hic)!" Mira said to Happy.

"Oh (hic) ok! Moo (hic)!"

"Oy Gajeel, (hic) Lily! Let's fight!" Levy challenged. "No! I'm to (hic) tired Levy! We'll do (hic) it tomorrow! Please (hic) Cutie Pie?" Gajeel answered her.

"THIS KIWI (hic) JUICE TASTES (hic) AWFUL!" Lily exclaimed holding up a beer.

"That's because (hic) that's not Kiwi Juice (hic) Lily! That's Apple (hic) Juice!" Elfman said to Lily in a girly voice, "How do you (hic) know?"

"Because I'm (hic) Mira! I'm a barmaid (hic) and I know all the (hic) drinks that the guild (hic) drinks!" He replied Lily in a girly voice. "Oh I (hic) see! Thanks (hic) Mira!"

"GUYS! I (hic) know a good (hic) place for us to (hic) hang out!" Jellal said to everyone. "Where is (hic) it (hic) Elfman?" Mira asked him.

"Outside!"

"All right! Let's (hic) go (hic) Minna!" Gray said trying to sound like Natsu.

That night everyone went to the streets and did things that they're not supposed to do, they ended up in Strawberry Street at 5am in the morning and most of them passed out outside of Lucy's house or in the docks. Some of them have their legs sticking in to the river. When the sun rose, the kids woke up and found them lying there on the streets. They woke them up and took them to Lucy's house, and then they had some major hangover after that.

"All right guys! Let's never go to that place again!" Erza stated. Everyone else said, "Agreed!"

The kids shook their heads and made this face -_-

"Adults these days… So immature!" Maira commented. "Yup, Did you think the Lacrima in the bar got that on tape?" Zeru asked

"I think they do…" Shari answered. "Ian let's go to that place!" Zeru said to Ian.

"Where is it though?" He asked.

"Guys what was the name of the bar that you guys went to?"

"The Nightly Rendezvous, you go underground! You'll find another one called Midnight Secrets! Ya we went there," Cana said the directions.

"Okay Thanks! Let's go Ian!" Zeru said to Ian.

"Okay!"

"Where are you guys going?" Lucy asked but it's too late they ran out the door using their running power already.

"I swear those kids are just like Natsu sometimes," Gray mentioned. Everyone else nodded.

"That's good though right?" Natsu asked. "You, Good? Hah best joke ever," Gray teased.

"Well I ought to! Ahh! Headache!" Natsu stood up but quickly sat down again and covered his eyes. Everyone else sighed at his antics.

They can all agree on one thing, never go to that place again. Another normal day in Fairytail I guess…

Tsudzuku…

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