Warning, do not drink anything durring this chapter or you will have to wash your computer screen. You have been warned. The real Sasuke comes out.
Two weeks have passed since Team 7 got back from wave and Naruto had his date with Tenten. He had already signed the toad contract as well as slug to make Tsunade happy. He spent a lot of time getting to know his family better and here about his dad and other relatives. Tsunade discovered never to bet agianst Naruto because he will win.
Flashback
Naruto had just picked up his weapons from the wolfclaw weapon shop and went back to the Kazama estates, news had done spread across town about his engagement to Ino but noone new how they found out since both Ino and Sakura had kept quite. Naruto started practicing with his kunia and after an hour he was able to transport from each kunia as long as they were 100 feet apart or closer.
Naruto then tried with the ten original Hiraishin no jutsu kunia and could not perform anything. He tried for about 4 hours with no results when Tsunade walked out and said "So hows it going brat."
Naruto said "Not good. My kunia I design work like I use to so I am confident in them but they still eat to much chakra. I am working with the originals now but nothing works."
Tsunade said "You dad was a genius and noone could figure it out. Just give up already."
Naruto said "No, I wont give up because I will figure it out, its a promise and I never go back on my word."
Tsunade smiled and said "You are just waisting your time kid. You just dont have what it takes to do it."
Naruto got mad and said "you want to bet."
Tsunade not one to back down from a bet said "Sure whats the odds."
Naruto said "If I can perform the Hiraishin no jutsu in 48 hours you have to give me that necklace."
Tsunade thought for a moment and said "Fine, but if I win you have to quit calling me old."
Naruto said "Deal you old bag."
Tsunade eye twitched as she left to go get some sake.
24 hours later Naruto had worked thoughout the night and was exhausted and not figured out how to do it yet when he fell on the ground asleep. Shizune came out and picked him off the ground and took him inside the house.
Naruto woke 12 hours later and ate real quick before going back out to work on it. Tsunade came out and said "Give it up. You cant do it."
Naruto said "Whats the mater you old bag. You scared I will do it."
Tsunade sighed and said "I swear you are just like your dad was. Stubern and proud."
Naruto smiled and said "Damn straight..." He then stoped for a moment and looked at the kunia in his hand. After a moment he started laughing.
Tsunada said "Whats so funny."
Naruto said "I am an idiot. I have been doing it wrong this whole time. I have been channeling my chakra into the kunia before throwing it and then force my chakra into my body to trigger it to work."
Tsunade said "What does that have to do with anything."
Naruto said "Simple. The secret is a seal I just notice. Its a storage seal, a simple storage seal. All you have to do is send enough chakra into the kunia to reach the storage seal. Once its full thats it. Once the kunia hits something and the storage seal is triggered." he then through the kunia and when it hit the tree, a yellow and red flash appeared and Naruto was standing by the kunia.
Tsunade said "How did you do that."
Naruto said "Its a summon seal. Who evers chakra is in the storage seal will be summoned when it is triggered. The user does not have to channel chakra into his or her body. Its all preset."
Tsunade said "But that would mean that after the first time someone could just use chakra and use it."
Naruto said "No, thier is a signature seal hid in all the other. Mine have it also so I recognise it. It is keyed to whoever channels chakra into it first. Anyone elses charkra will just pass by the storage seal. And you know what the best part is. I dont have to worry about chakra exhaustion agian because its already in the kunia. Well I guess I won the bet."
Tsunade smiled and hugged Naruto after giving him her necklace.
flasback end
He has also had several more dates with tenten but laughs when he remember what happened.
Flashback
Naruto and Tenten were in the park sharing a picnic lunch Naruto had made and were just talking when Sakura showed up and first thing she thought was he was cheating.
She charged right up and said "How can you be cheating on Ino after everything you been through. It was just yesterday you both had sex. Are you just using her and then dropping her."
Naruto stood up and tried to say something when Sakura punched him in the face and stormed off to see Ino but not before turning to Tenten and said "SLUT" as she left.
Naruto sighed and said "That girl has got to control her other personality."
Tenten said "So she suffers from from Mpd multiple personality disorder."
Naruto nodded and said "Yeah, One does all the talking and the other does all the action. Thats how you can tell which is in charge."
Tenten laughed and said "So, at least shes not as bad as my teammate lee."
Naruto laughed and henged into lee and said "Sakura my sweet, I will protect you with my life. Will you go out with me and spread the power of youth." and dropped the henge.
Tenten was rolling on the ground laughing. She finally calmed down and said "How do you know how lee looks and sounds."
Naruto said "Who doesn't but he is ok if you can get him away from Gai, Neji though needs that stick removed from his ass. Fate this and Fate that. I swear if he farts he would say Fate decided it would happen."
Tenten laughed agian and said "You act like you know them you whole life as well as me but you may just barely know each other. How is that."
Naruto sighed and said "I learn how to read people a long time ago and I know alot more about people then they think I do. When everyone ignores you they tell alot without realising your there and here it."
Tenten smiled and saw a shooting star and said "Make a wish."
Naruto said "I only have one wish. To protect all my friends and family and they all live a long happy life."
Flashback end
It was a good date and they have had 2 more dates with Ino. Sakura told tenten and Naruto she was sorry after she found out the truth.
Currently Team 7 was on thier way through Snow country protecting Fujikaze Yukie. The Hokage remember as well as Kakashi when Naruto mentioned she was the actual princess of snow country. They had already met the Nadare in battle and things went just like before. Naruto was standing on the tracks as the train that chased them through the tunnel stopped.
Naruto knows what was fixing to happen and the people who woulld die quickly summoned Silga and said "I want you to his destroy that train before they attack."
Silga blast a stream of water out of her mouth that freezes when it hits the train stopping the doors from opening. She then goes and swipes the trail with one of her gaint paws knocking it off the track and down the hill. Naruto then releases her and watches as men exit the train and run. He then hears a scream behind him and sees Yukie already in the airship and cant reach her this time.
Naruto quickly starts running on the ground following the airship. Kakashi screamed for him to stop but it fell on deaf ears.
Kakashi said "Well we dont have a choice. We will have to track Naruto later. For now lets get you all to safety. We will then go after Naruto and save the princess. They wont kill her while I have this." as he holds out the hexagon crystal.
Naruto was running through the woods by treetop following the airship as it took yukie away. He travels for several hours and the airship slowly get further away every minute. Every moment feel that fate of his one time friend is slipping away. After running to the point of exhaustion he finally sees the airship land at a castle. Naruto decided to rest a little while as he collapses from exhaustion of staying warm, summoning and chasing after the airship for several in snow covered trees.
Naruto awoke to a little pug dog named pucken sitting on his chest.
Pucken said "He is finally awake Kakashi." before he disapears is a puff of smoke.
Kakashi sighs and said "Your lucky we found you or you might have died Naruto."
Sakura walked over and hit him and said "I dont want to have to tell Ino that you died for being stupid."
Sasuke just hmped in his usual attitude.
Naruto said "Sorry for worring you. I tracked them to that castle west of here. The airship landed before I passed out."
Kakashi nodded and said "Ok heres the plan. Naruto, you and sakura are to come in from the east side of the castle queitly and try to find and rescue the princess. Sasuke and I will cause a distraction at the front gate."
With that the two teams split. Naruto and Sakura made it to the east side of the castle and looked for any way to get in Naruto looked up and saw a window about 400 feet up and the entire wall was covered in ice. Naruto looked at Sakura and said "I can get us in but you wont like how and you will have to trust me."
Sakura said "I trust you. So how do we get it."
Naruto shapeshifted into his true form and his nails grew and his tail appeared. Naruto the grab Sakura with five of his tails and jab a clawed hand into the ice. He repeated this agian and agian slowly making it up the wall. Sakura not liking being carried like this with one tail per arm and leg and another around her waist started to squirm.
Naruto stops his climb and whispers "Please stop moving or I might drop you."
Sakura stopped and they continued up the wall. Once they made it to the window they climbed in and Naruto changed back to look normal. Sakura used her radio and said "Where inside, starting to look now." and they started to search.
Sasuke and Kakashi were chasing two women across the bridge. Kakashi grab one woman and pinned her to the castle wall and started to grab at her cloths while Sasuke did the same to the other. Both women screamed for help. A pair of snow ninja appeared and grab Sasuke and kakashi away from the girls and punched both while the women continued to scream. When the punches hit both Sasuke and Kakashi dissapeared and the two snow ninja collapsed from being hit from behind as the two women change into the real Sasuke and Kakashi.
Sasuke looked at Kakashi and said "I cant believe you made me do that."
Kakashi said "At least now you could say you know what its like to feel like a woman. You still cant say you been with one though. That will be next time." and they both went inside the castle.
Naruto never did like just looking decided the frontal assault would be better and created 100 kagebunshins and had half henge into Sakura and start looking for Yukie.
Kakashi and Sasuke were heading down some staird when Naruto and Sakura came running by them and Naruto said "Not down there."
Kakashi stoped and then they came back by and said "Not up there."
A few minutes later another set came out of a hallway and said "not down the hall."
Suddenly 10 pairs of Naruto and Sakura appeared at the same time and said "Any luck." and looked at Kakashi and Sasuke and said together. Dont just stand there help us find her." together at the same time.
Sasuke grabs his hair in his hands and starts pulling out chuncks of hair before grabbing a kunia and starts destroying all the pairs screaming "Whos your daddy, Whos the bitch now, Die little whore. Can you feel it huh, huh." Kakashi sweatdrops and slowly backs away.
Naruto stop in his tracks and Sakura said "Whats wrong"
Naruto said "Sasuke is fucked up. He is killing all my clones and saying some crazy stuff."
Sakura said "You already told me Sasuke screwed up, whats new."
Sasuke came running around the corner without his pants screaming "You want some of this"
A huge door opens into the hallway and Dato looks out to see whats going on and Sasuke screamed "Oh here another bitch for big Sasuke pimp mobile." and then charges at Dato. Dato runs and hides behind Yukie.
Sasuke said "She not my type and grabs Yukie and throws her into the air. Kakashi appears and catches her but drops the Hexagon crystal.
Dato sees it and runs and bends over to grab it. Sasuke appeared behind him and said "I knew you would like this."
Dato rolled to the side to get away and kicks Sasuke in the nuts. Sasuke fell to the floor and said "If you wanted to go first you just had to ask. " before he fell to the floor asleep.
Dato got up and ran out of the room for his life. Naruto who saw this ran after him only to here Sasuke say something that stoped him in his tracks "Get away from him Ino, hes my man, not yours." Naruto ran over to Sasuke and drawed back and field goal kicked him as hard as he could and Sasuke flew across the room and hit a wall.
Kakashi saw this and said "I would have went for the two point conversion."
Naruto turned and ran after Dato. Sakura walked over to Kakashi and said "what the hell happened."
Kakashi said "I think we broke him somehow and we dont have a warrenty."
Sakura said "Do you think we can fix him."
Kakashi said "I dont have any ducktape."
Naruto was chasing Dato down the hall and was catching up but not fast enough. He quicky summoned two medium sized 2 tail foxes that were running with him. Naruto said "The man ahead of me Im chasing I need you to catch and stop him for me."
The two foxes charged after Dato and each bit into his legs hamstrings to stop him. Naruto appeared above him with a Rasengan and drove it into his back since he was facedown. Dato died from the attak. Naruto grab the crystal and walked back to the others.
Sasuke stirred a moment later with a smile on his face and said "I had a great dream." he tried to stand up and felt hurt and soar. He then looked around and said "I guess it was not a dream." he then looked off into space dreamly. He then said "I wonder if it was as good for Naruto as it was for me."
Naruto who had walked into the room a few second before heard that and quickly grab the closes female who happened to be Yukie and started rocking back and forward. Yukie who was also terrified of Sasuke now just comforted Naruto.
1 week later back in Konaha at the Kazama estate in Naruto bedroom. Ino walked in and saw Naruto rocking back and forward and some beautiful woman holding him. Ino said "Can I ask why you are holding Naruto like that."
Yukie said "He suffered extreme emotional shock on his mission. His job was to protect me from my uncle which he did. His teammate Sasuke went nuts and caused this. He wont let me get farther that five feet away before going into shock."
Ino sighed and said "I think I can help him but you will have to hold him."
Yukie said "I dont mind. Hes a nice and cute guy. Are you his sister."
Ino laughed and said "I will tell you after I get out of his mind."
Ino entered naruto mind and he collapsed and a few minutes later she came out and said "You werent kidding. I sealed his memories of it so he should not remember. That was some crazy stuff and he would not let you even go to the bathroom alone. At least he respected your privacy. So tell my what do you think of Naruto..."
