YEA! I have returned my fans! Sorry for the wait... 50 school 50 I was tired of typing...
Kelsey: YOU SLACKER!
This is how I was born. Deal with it.

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or Kingdom Hearts. We suck. Get used to it. We're just 3 crazed fangirls tryin' to make a living. you know how it is X3

After about 30 minutes of slapping, our hands had become numb. Sora and Kimimaro seemed to have fully healed.

"Are you guys going to be done soon?" Sora asked.

"So…. Much…. Slapping…." I said between breaths.

Amy slapped me in the face suddenly. "I win." She said.

"Mother…. Son…. Bitch….ass …." I muttered. I looked down the road. "Kelsey and Neji seem to be taking their time."

"I wonder where they… there they are." Sora said. He pointed down the road. Kelsey and Neji were running at top speed to us. The stopped in front of us tired.

"What happened?" I asked.

"Heartless…. Everywhere… barely escaped…" Kelsey said between breaths. "I… like pie…"

"Damn it Kelsey stop taking my lines." I said. "We need to find a huge place… somewhere were no heartless would be able to find us…. A big crowded place…."

"TO WALMART!" Amy yelled. "Kimi-san needs more cupcakes anyway…"

We arrived at Walmart 2 minutes later. That's because there are Walmarts on every block because they plan on taking over the world alongside McDonalds. We stepped into the swishy doors that magically opened by themselves (they're possessed) and the building seemed to explode in front of us. Sora, Neji and Kimimaro stared in awe at how big it was. I turned to them.

"Enjoy it for now. One day, after Walmart has taken over our world, they will work their way to Konoha and Sora's worlds and destroy them." I said in a scary voice. Sora eyes widened. Neji took a step back nervously. Kimimaro looked on the wall and screamed. We all looked up at a giant smiley face grinning almost evilly back at us. We all screamed too.

"It's the Walmart smiley face! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Kelsey yelled. We all took off, ignoring some old dude saying, "Welcome to Walmart. I… MY HIP! Young whippersnappers with their runnin' an' yellin' broke my hip…."

We ran across the Walmart (all 5 miles of it) and finally stopped to rest at the Chips and coke aisle.

"Wow Neji, I didn't know you could scream that girly…" I said.

He stood up strait and crossed his arms and looked away (in that pissed-off-Neji look). "I wasn't screaming. I realized you all were yelling and I was shouting to make you stop. And I wasn't running, I was-"

"Chasing after us. RRRRIIIGGGHHHTTT…." Amy said.

Neji scowled at him. Kimimaro looked around. "Oh… my …. Good jebus crist…. I'M TOTALLY IN HEAVEN…. AGAIN!" He ran to a self and grabbed an armful of soda and candy. He turned around and dumped it into an empty cart nearby.

"Yeah, um, how are we gonna pay for all this?" Kelsey asked. We all were silent.

"Oh, oh, I know!" Kimimaro said. He reached into his robe and pulled out a piece of leather folded in half. "Orochimaru's wallet! I stole it from him before I died!"

"Great idea! But first…." I said taking the wallet. I opened it up. "Ah, here we are, evil license. Name: Orochimaru, Hair: Black, Eyes: yellow, Age…OH MY GOD!"

Kelsey looked over my shoulder. "Is that a real number?"

"Alright, enough looking at the old dude's age." Amy said. She took the wallet from us. "Holy crap…. Oh, here we go. Damn, Orochi's loaded." Amy took a wad of money out of the wallet. It had to have at least 500 dollars in it.

"Shweet! Let's get some frappachino in the process!" I suggested.

"YEA! Liquid sugar!" Kelsey yelled.

We all stood at the check out counter. Amy had to keep Kimimaro from opening the bags not paid for yet. Kelsey glared at the check out guy who kept giving us looks because of all the sugar we were buying. Sora was interested with a book titled "Idiots guide to saving the world" and was busy reading it, but ever once in a while he said "Of course! Wish I'd done that…" Neji carefully surveyed the candy rack, wondering wear it all came from and why when he took one another appeared. I merely leaned against the check out across from ours. I even bounced up and down on the mat a bit ((well, haven't you ever tried this? Try it next time you go to a store)).

"$150.39." The cashier guy finally announced. Kimimaro handed him the wad of cash. Mostly saying, fend for yourself dude. The cashier guy sighed and started to sort though the money. He finally gave us back about $508.23.

"Thank you! Sucker!" Amy yelled. We grabbed the bags, 3 each, and bolted out for the door and past the evil smiley face and grumpy old greeter dude, laughing like crazy.

All right, walmart is evil, but we already know that. Oh, and if anybody can guess how much money Orochimaru had in his wallet, I'll give you a plushie of your favorite charrie. Congradulations X3.

By da way, Chelsea has discovered If you have an account, my name's NinjaOfTamashii ((Get the capitols right PLEASE. Just tell me you read my FF and you FF username and I'll add you.

ANNNNNDDDD... dat's about it. Guess I'll go write more... or eat dinner... whatever...

-Chelsea out! 3

Kupo, Kupo kupo kupo kupo! (translation: yea, I heart Kingdom Hearts!)