Galactik murder mysteries
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Aarch, Micro-ice, Tia and Mark ran down the corridors of Aarch's academy until they arrived at D'jok's and Micro-ice's room.
"Erm guys I'm gonna stay outside k?" Micro-ice suddenly announced.
"Whoa that's way off; D'jok's supposed to be your best friend Micro-ice! You're going to just abandon him now!" Mark roared.
"He is my best buddy; he's the apple in my eye!" Micro-ice replied. "And I love him so and I want him to know that…"
"Shut up, leave Micro-ice to stay outside," Aarch interrupted and entered D'jok and Micro-ice's room with Tia.
Mark however stayed with Micro-ice, "You're such a fool Micro-ice," he remarked.
"I…"
"Does it look like I'm joking?" Mark said with a sour face.
"I didn't say anything Mar…."
"Hey why did you not want to go in?" Mark interrupted again.
Micro-ice poked Mark, "Hey let me speak!"
"Hahahahahahahaha, try not to rough me up to much with that breath thing of yours Micro-ice; remember I'm the newbie, and I'm breathless," was Mark's response.
"Well if you want to know so much I think Zoeleene is in there, I just left her by herself with D'jok! And then I hear that D'jok left her alone and was with Kernor or something; Zoeleene won't be best pleased," Micro-ice explained as Mark nodded every two seconds.
"Yeah, I get you Micro-ice…" Mark agreed then suddenly looked confused, "No actually… that's pretty way off Micro-ice,"
Suddenly there was a crash from inside and Aarch ran out of the room followed by Tia. Kernor then chased after them covered by a blanket as finally a mortified, scared and confused D'jok left with a pillow covering himself.
"Micro-ice… what happened?" D'jok asked.
"I don't know D'jok," Micro-ice answered honestly.
"Look's like you got raped," Mark stated then added, "I'm going to go find Ahito and Yuki,"
Mei's room
"What?" Mei questioned.
Sinedd ignored her and turned to Nilli. "Nilli, oh god what happened?"
Mei looked concerned, "Oh is she alright?"
"Oh I remember there were some arrows and… wait… arrows?" Sinedd stood up alert, "ARROWS? OH NO! ARGGGGGGGGGGG, ARROWS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hey calm down calamity James!" Mei yelled over Sinedd who fell silent.
"She's dead Mei, there's a murderer around, first some lady then poor Nilli; what's next a male protagonist?"
"Let's not think like that," Mei said.
"I have to find D'jok; he is a male protagonist isn't he?" Sinedd asked.
"Well I wouldn't know," Mei trailed off as Sinedd gasped.
"You mean to say that D'jok can lie in bed with you and not exercise his rights as a boyfriend?" Sinedd cried.
Mei suddenly turned in a circle and she was changed into her normal clothes. Sinedd rubbed his eyes.
"Let's just go tell the team," Mei rolled her eyes and she and Sinedd left the room and the dead Nilli.
Room in Aarch's academy
Sonny gasped, "That makes the strange blonde female teenager and Dame Simbai dead now, who else could be dead?"
Sonny, Corso and Bennett stood together over the dead body of Dame Simbai.
"Sonny this is defiantly a murder situation," Corso said and Sonny nodded.
"Yes, and we are pirates, pirates don't deal with murder, let's get out of this place," Sonny responded and left the room.
"But Sonny your son, and the Snowkids! They could die; at least alert the authorities," Bennett pleaded.
"And let Technoid get involved?" Sonny replied in his calm, husky voice.
"Technoid aren't on Akillian," Corso pointed out.
"Yeah but what if they came?" Sonny raised and eyebrow. "Come on Corso let's go; if your so concerned go save your precious snowkids,"
With that Corso and Sonny where gone.
Bennett rolled his eyes, "So OOC,"
As Bennett began his departure he noticed a rope leading into the on-suite bathroom.
"I probably shouldn't but there is a slight chance there could be crazy flux candy in there," Bennett said to himself and follow the rope.
The rope lead into a tile on the ceiling in the bathroom, Bennett pulled the rope.
Suddenly the tile fell and crashed on Bennett's head followed by an axe which fell and cut into Bennett's head.
Thran and Ahito's room
The music rang in Thran's ears; he was totally unaware of the figure which stood above him. Luckily for Thran his death was swift, shot straight through the head.
Foyer
"Why didn't they wait?" Rocket asked.
Suddenly a figure came from behind. Rocket who had quick reactions noticed somebody behind and kicked backwards.
"Ooh ouch my balls," Ahito said and fell onto the floor.
"Oh sorry," Rocket said casually, "How are your balls?"
"They hurt," Ahito whimpered.
Rocket shrugged, "Yep that's what they should be doing,"
"Why Rocket? I just came to ask if you wanted to watch the match with me and Yuki!" Ahito cried from the floor.
"Hey don't treat yourself like the victim here, I was the one who got scared by an unknown person being sneakily sneak sneak from behind," Rocket argued and began to walk away with his hand stuck in the machine.
Lobby
Mark entered the room to see Yuki sitting down. Mark sat down next to her.
"You've got red on you," Mark pointed to a spot of what was either red ink or blood on her shirt.
"Yeah it's ink," Yuki cringed and showed a red pen.
Mark nodded and there was an awkward silence.
"There's been some murders going on you know, there was a body found just outside in the snow," Mark said finally.
Yuki raised an eyebrow, "No way, that's scary I…"
"BARK! BARK!" sounds where heard from somewhere outside the lobby.
"Woah what was that? Some type of cat?" Mark asked Yuki.
"No, a dog or a dragon I think… probably a dog," Yuki answered.
Suddenly the door burst open and a Doberman dog ran in, eyes ablaze and foaming at the mouth.
"Woah that's no cat!" Mark exclaimed.
Suddenly the dog belted and Yuki and grabbed her leg in a firm bite.
Mark jumped in the air with his pulse racing and he ran out the room leaving Yuki struggling with a dog on her leg.
Yuki grabbed a frying pan which was inexplicably there and hit the dog round the head.
The dog fell off her leg and moaned as Yuki limped out the room with blood leaking from her leg.
"MARK!" She called, "WAIT!"
Halls of Aarch's academy
Aarch sped down the halls but was knocked over by the body of Artie which lay no the floor.
Aarch took a moment to gasp but continued running, Tia did the same.
Kernor however stopped and examined the body then yelled, "Oh my god!"
Kernor bent down next to the body, "He has the new IPhone! Yoink,"
Kernor took the IPhone and ran off down the halls after Aarch.
Outside D'jok and Micro-ice's room
"Oh yeah D'jok forget to tell you," Micro-ice began, "Maya's dead,"
"Oh k cool," D'jok nodded.
"No grief?" Micro-ice questioned in surprise.
"Why would I have grief it's just Mei," D'jok shrugged.
"No Maya," Micro-ice corrected him.
"Oh… oh God no," D'jok fell to his knees.
"Hey D'jok! 2nd commandment thou shall not use the Lord's name in vain," Micro-ice pointed out angrily.
"Micro-Ice Sonny Blackbones is my father," D'jok suddenly said.
"Yeah and my name is Maria I have…"
"My only relative, a pirate who hardly ever talks to me," D'jok sulked.
"Well get each others phone numbers," Micro-ice shrugged.
Sinedd and Mei in Aarch's academy halls
"Come on long hair!" Sinedd yelled to Mei who lagged behind.
Mei sighed and suddenly Sinedd bumped into Mark.
Screams could be heard from somewhere down the hall along with barks.
"Oh hey Rocket replacement what's up," Sinedd asked.
"Woah that's woah woah off Sinedd….woah," Mark snarled.
Sinedd punched Mark, "shut-up," Sinedd snarled then noticed something behind Mark.
"Hey a dog!" Sinedd squealed.
The dog caught up with Yuki and jumped on her as it bit her ear.
"Oh god!" Mei screamed and began to run away from the dog.
"SECOND COMMANDMENT MEI!" Sinedd called.
"You can help her," Mark commented and ran away with Mei.
Sinedd used the smog to appear next to the dog and hit it away. "Run poe-face run!" Sinedd called.
Yuki who was covered in blood stood up and began to limp away. Sinedd took her hand and used the smog.
Yuki though didn't transport with Sinedd who stood all the way on the other side of the hall. "I thought you came with me when I did it… sorry!"
The dog leapt onto Yuki and with one great pull ripped one ear off.
Sinned grimaced and ran away leaving Yuki to be mauled by the dog.
Foyer
"I'm getting pretty pissed off with this vending machine," Rocket muttered to himself as he dragged the machine along with him.
Suddenly Sonny appeared next to Rocket with Corso.
"The foyer, we're nearly out Corso," Sonny announced.
"Hey where's Artie?" Corso asked.
"We lost him ages ago," Sonny replied then noticed Rocket, "Hey how are ya?"
With that Sonny and Corso left the building then ran back in rubbing themselves.
"Bloody cold out there!"
Rocket nodded, "That's Akillian,"
Sonny ignored him and sat down on a chair.
Halls of Aarch's academy
Clamp walked down the halls and met Aarch on the way.
"You've got blood on you!" Aarch pointed out.
"Its red ink," Clamp replied with a shrug and took out a red pen.
"Hmm yes well be careful with red…. Looks like blood and with all these murders going on," Aarch shook his head in disbelief.
Clamp nodded and nodded and began walking with Aarch.
As they walked they where suddenly met by a wave of arrows coming from a unknown area.
Aarch closed his eyes. He opened them after ten seconds to see Clamp lying on the floor in front of him covered in arrows.
"Oh no, Clamp risked his life to save me!" Aarch cried as Tia ran past him.
Kernor who was supposed to be chasing Aarch and Tia didn't notice Aarch as she casually strolled past him swinging her IPhone around making it make lightsaber sounds.
Mei and Mark in the halls
"Woah that's way off, you just let Yuki die back there, Sinedd's a hero!" Mark roared when he caught up with Mei.
"You left her as well you twit!" Mei argued.
Mark managed to poke her as she ran, "Woah that's way off, we're the Snowkids and that includes me and Yuki!...... who now sadly deceased,"
The end of my chapter!!!!!
I made it pretty long for you guys. Hope you enjoyed it and I hope it had good consistent jokes in it that kept you laughing all the way through. Remember to drop a review for us just to let us know you guys are appreciating our story.
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As Rocket said in the pirates match to Dame Simbai 'tanks' (the h was silent!)
