Not So Happy Ending
~Szayel~
AN: I go by the ANIME. Barragan died last week in the ANIME so that's why he was here last chapter. Starrk and Harribel will come when they DIE IN THE JAPANESE BLEACH EPISODES! Search up the latest EPISODE of Bleach and you'll see that they're still alive!
If you're still gonna say that they're dead already after reading that, you can't read. Cuz I said ANIMENOT MANGA CHAPTERS. Coyote and Tia aren't coming for another two three, maybe more weeks.
~S~
I hopped up and rang the doorbell.
Ding~ Dong~!
Pressing my ear to the door, I heard some running around. And a few voices. Here's what I think I heard.
"I'LL GO! I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL!"
"I'M THE LEADER OF THIS FREAKIN' GROUP!" Wow…whoever said that must be a teen-ager or an ad-ult with a potty mouth…
"GGIO, YOU'RE THE SHORTEST ONE OF ALL OF US!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" I heard Sunny-chan and Ulquiorra-kun scream! They're gonna try and hurt them!
I bolted down the steps and onto the driveway. I'll just use sonido! This is an emergency!
~S~
When I burst in through the door, all out of breath, the first thing I saw was that everyone already went home. Running up the stairs, I slammed open the door.
"ILFORTE-NII! HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY! YOU GOTTA COME WITH ME! QUICK!"
"Wha-?" Ilforte-nii barely sat up in his bed before I grabbed his arm and jumped out the window.
"YOU DUMB IDIOT! THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU EVER DID! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" he screamed. I sonido'ed to the side walk.
"YOU GOTTA COME WITH ME TO THE MANSION OR ELSE ULQUIORRA-KUN AND SUNNY-CHAN IS GONNA DIE!" I screamed at his face. He looked a bit confused as he looked down the street and saw the mansion. I started crying outta frus-tra-tion.
"Szay."
"W-what?"
"…You look like a girl more than ever now…" Of course, I punched him for that.
~U~
"AHHHHHHHHH!" WE SAW THAT SCARY LADY AGAIN!
"Charlotte! I TOLD you to never ever never ever never never EVER wear that again! IT SCARES OUR GUESTS!" screamed Barragan as he threw a lego at Charlotte. Though that lady-guy is CREEPY, I don't think he should've thrown a lego at him…
Sun-Sun and I bolted outta there and down the stairs.
~S~
"IL-FORTE-NII! HURRY HURRY HURRY!" I screamed as he got on his tip toes.
"I can't reach it," he said.
"JUMP!" I yelled at him as he turned around. Ilforte-nii put a hand over my mouth.
"STOP SCREAMING! I MIGHT GO DEAF! AND THAT ISN'T GONNA BE GOOD CUZ I NEED MY EARS FOR SCHOOL!" screamed Ilforte-nii as he pointed at his ears.
Jumping up a bit, he pressed the doorbell. A moment later…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Ilforte-nii. "No offence, sis, but that you look like a GUY!"
"Who're you calling a sis? I'm the most beautiful man in the world!" shouted the…person as he-she flipped her-his hair.
"Alright…than, bro, you look like a GIRL!" yelled Ilforte-nii as he pointed at the person's face with half disgusted half scared face.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? THIS IS TRUE BEAUTY! I have BEAUTIFUL FLOWING HAIR! And you're a hippie!"
"OI! I'M NOT A HIPPIE, SIS!"
"I'M A GUY! MALE! MAN! BOY! HANDSOME! AND BEAUTIFUL! DO I NEED TO PROVE IT TO YOU?" he shouted. Ilforte-nii stopped, with a confused look on his face.
"Eh…I'm afraid to ask, but how would you prove it?" (AN: They're all 8 and under. SO innocent~)
I was wondering that too…
~S~
"I shall prove it to you, you bratty child! Such stupid hair!"
"HEY! I have great hair! Wait…WHY AM I EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS? So stupid…Hey! Stop shoving me!"
"Kid, your brother is going to be scared for the rest of his life," said a short ad-ult as he grabbed my arm and pulled me up some stairs.
"SZAYEL! SZAYEL!" yelled Sunny and Ulquiorra-kun as they ran down the stairs.
"I brought Ilforte-nii in case! Do we need to call the cops?" I asked. Ggio-san gave us a weird look.
"Where IS Ilforte-san?" asked Ulquiorra as we jumped down the stairs.
"Some lady-man took him to 'prove' something to him."
Sun-Sun and Ulquiorra looked a lot paler… Well, Sunny-chan at least. Ulquiorra-kun just looked worried.
"HURRY! WHO KNOWS WHAT KINDA TORTURE IL-FORTE IS GONNA BE IN!" yelled Sun-Sun as we all rushed down the stairs.
"WHERE'S CHARLOTTE?" Ulquiorra asked some guy with blonde hair. I think he was Findor…
"I think he went around in that hallway. Are you having fun with…King…Barragan…" We ran off before he finished.
~S~ Down that hall…
"SICKO! WHAT'RE YA TRYIN' TO DO? KIDNAP ME? PERVERT PEVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVER~~~!"
"ILFORTE-NII! WE'LL SAVE YOU!"
"Oh no! What's that man-woman done? And what's a per-vert?" asked Sun-Sun. We all shrugged.
We all ran down the dark hall (holding hands of course, IT WAS SO SCARY!) looking for Ilforte-nii.
"ILFORTE! ILFORTE-SAN! WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" screamed Ulquiorra-kun as he ran ahead of us. Wow…he's the youngest of us three, but he's the bravest…
"ILFORTE-SAN! WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT HAPPENED? ANSWER US!" yelled Sun-Sun as she ran behind Ulquiorra, being in the middle of us.
"ILFORTE-NII! WE'LL GO CALL THE COPS! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"
"Why call the cops? I'm just proving I'm a man."
"!"
~S~
We crashed into something. I couldn't tell what it was since it was so dark…BUT IT MIGTH BE THE SCARY LADY! "AHHHH!"
"AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Ulquiorra and Sun-Sun as we all huddled together. "I have younger sisters to take care of! I can't die yet!" cried Sun-Sun as we all shut our eyes.
I felt a whack on my head.
"What are you talking about?" Peeking up, I saw Ilforte-nii face right in front-a mine. "ILFORTE-NII!" I yelled as I glomped him, kinda makin' him trip onto the hallway's shiny floor.
"WOAH! Bro, are ya alri-?"
"I'M SO GLAD THAT THE SCARY MAN-LADY DIDN'T KILL YOU!" I yelled.
"Why would I kill him? Sure, he's so bratty I wouldn't mind, but-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, BRO!" screamed Ilforte-nii. We all agreed without a doubt. Ilforte-nii and I both sonido'ed out to the front door. Ulquiorra took Sunny-chan's hand and did the same.
"It's raining out! We don't want ya to get sick, here, take this umbrella," said that short ad-ult as he handed us a red umbrella.
"WAHHHH!" we screamed as we ran down the driveway, onto the sidewalk, down the street, and into my house.
~S~
"Ilforte! Szayel! I was worried sick about you!" said Mother as she pulled us into a hug. "Oh, you four are soaking wet!" she said as she looked down at Ulquiorra and Sun-Sun. Ulquiorra was pulling down his hood and Sun-Sun was wringing out her hair.
"I don't ever wanna see that scary man-lady again…" I muttered to Ilforte-nii as we both walked up the stairs after Mother told us to get ready for bed. She was gonna take Sunny-chan and Ulqui-kun home since it was rainy out.
"I don't ever want to go in that house! EVER!" he hissed as he ran up and into his room. I heard him turn on the shower a few seconds later as I walked into my own room. Ilforte-nii must be pretty scared… I mean, I would be too, I guess.
Not so happy ending for Ilforte-nii…
