Inside Out: Would You Rather.
A/N: Sorry it's a bit late guys, I was working on a different fan fiction. But here's the next chapter for WyR and remember, next chapter is your last chance to send in inappropriate requests!
Riley stared at the ceiling, her mind still active and alive. She pondered her mother's words, questioning how long this 'changing' would go on for. She hoped it would end soon. Or maybe she could find a way to stop it. Then she had an idea. (Riley, you can't stop Puberty. But you might be able to stop your emotions)
-Emotions-
"Um.. Joy, would you rather go on a plane or a boat?" Sadness asked, going first for the first time. She looked at Joy hopefully.
"A plane! Planes are so much faster, especially when they zoom around in the sky.." Joy said, making plane noises (If that was me, I would've said boat. I hate planes). She ignored Disgust and Anger groaning and made a little aeroplane with her hands. "Okay, the aeroplane says that.. Disgust is going next!"
"Oh whoopee. What does the aeroplane have to say?" Disgust groaned, snorting at Joy's immaturity. Joy pitched her voice to make it sound like a chipmunk's.
"Would you rather play 'High School Story' or 'Hollywood U'?" She asked, as the aeroplane. Anger growled and winced.
"JOY! Never do that voice again!" He snapped, covering his ears. Joy laughed and went over to him, nudging him with the 'aeroplane'. He growled and slapped her hand away.
"Seriously, Joy, stop. That is just messed up on too many levels, like those people who send in 'the yeeshes'," She groaned (wait did Disgust just break the 4th wall?), "I'd choose 'Hollywood U'," She turned to a certain red emotion, "Now, aeroplane lover Anger, would you rather be blind or deaf?"
"I'll happily say deaf so I can never hear that beanpole or that plane," Hissed Anger, glaring at 'the aeroplane'. His eyes turned to the nerve, "Speaking of that beanpole, would you rather date Osana Chan or be Yandere-chan's senpai?" Fear squeaked.
"Um.. Be senpai! Osana Chan scares me.." The raw nerve answered, exhaling slowly and slowly spreading his hands out. "Okay.. Sadness, would you rather have 2 dogs and 1 cat or 2 cats and 1 dog?"
"Probably.. 2 cats and 1 dog. If I had 2 dogs then I'd have to deal with the death of two dogs, like in the movie where the dog dies." Sadness answered, giving a rather informative response. She smiled at the thought of that movie, which was going to be mentioned later. She sighed and sat down, laying down like a little blue cushion. "Um.. Joy, would you rather go to Tahiti or Hawaii?"
"Ooh.. They're both awesome! But if I had to choose, I'd say Hawaii. I think it has more to offer, y'know?" Joy said, daydreaming about holiday locations. She snapped out of it quickly, turned around and pointed at a bored green emotion. "Alrighty! I've got a good one for Disgust: I believe you said that anything was better than eating broccoli?"
"Uh huh.." Disgust said, raising an eyebrow and crossing her arms.
"Well, then this should be easy for you: would you rather kill yourself to save all your co-workers or eat a tiny bowl of broccoli?" Joy asked, with an evil smirk. Disgust's eyes widened with shock.
"Okay.. I don't like broccoli, but Riley needs me, so I'd eat the broccoli." She replied, flicking her hair. Her face went a puke colour as she said this, but she quickly waved it off before an accident occurred. She faced Anger. "Right.. This one's for blocked up brick (the names just keep getting better), would you rather be drunk or high?"
"Ugh.. High. Do I really want to be drunk?" The block answered, crossing his stubby arms, "Don't want a hangover," He rubbed his forehead and cringed in the thought of that, then turned to Fear like a psycho, "Beanpole, would you rather have Insomnia or be afraid of going to bed?"
"But.. In a way.. They're sort of the same thing! NO SLEEP! Which makes us unhealthy.." Fear stammered, his eyebrows twitching, "Fear of going to bed, because.. I'm Fear after all, right? I'm sort of afraid of going to bed anyway.." The emotions stared at the nerve, making him blush. "Okay.. Joy, would you rather go to Chuck e. Cheese's or Showbiz Pizza Place?" He asked, staring at the star. (Fun fact: I live in Australia and we don't have those places, so I had to look them up on the internet.. Great. I also found out there's a flipping fandom wikia for Showbiz Pizza. WTF?!)
"Chuck e. Cheese's! It's the best place!" Joy cheered, making a fist bump with a big grin.
"Yes. For kids." Disgust scoffed, snorting. Joy ignored her and looked at Sadness, who was sighing over sad things, still lying on the floor.
"I've got a good one for you, Sadness. Would you rather break the fourth wall or be teleported to the Matrix?" The star asked, kneeling next to the sitting teardrop like a reporter.
"Break the fourth wall. We already did in StarNerve's Truth Or Dare story." Sadness answered (this is for you, StarNerve). The emotions gave each other weird looks.
"Who is StarNerve?" Disgust asked, raising an eyebrow. Sadness didn't reply, she just leaned closer to the wall and went back to sighing about sad things.
"Okay!" Joy called, getting everyone's attention. She clicked her fingers at pointed a certain purple emotion. "Here's the next one for Fear: would you rather watch The Lord Of The Rings movie or The Hobbit movies?"
"Uh.. The Hobbit.. It's not as vicious in my opinion," Fear answered smartly, but then his face went pale, "I.. have one for Anger," Everyone stared at him in awe, and Anger did not look amused, "Okay, Anger.. Ahh," His breathing picked up, then he spoke really quickly, "Would you rather do karate or boxing?"
"Boxing, so I could beat you up better. Oh, and smash those curse words on the console," Anger said, staring at the console with a dark grin, "Alright green gal, this one is yours: would you rather find the cure to smallpox or eradicate Malaria?"
"I believe Smallpox has already been eradicated (according to the internet) so I say bye bye to Malaria," Disgust said, putting her hands on her hips, showing off her hair, "Okay, Joy, would you rather hug Yandere-chan's senpai or annoy the delinquents? Either way, you're screwed."
"Well, hugs are always fun, so.. Hug senpai," Joy said, with a broad smile. Disgust just tutted. Joy replicated her in annoying way then looked at the teardrop. "Alrighty, Sadness, would you rather watch the music video for 'Cry Baby' by Melanie Martinez or the music video for 'Curbstomp' by Meg Myers?"
"Um.. Curbstomp. Cry Baby is too sad.." Sniffed Sadness, wiping her eye and grabbing her arms as if she was cold. "Joy.. would you rather do a high five or a brofist?"
"Woah! Both?" Joy said, making a brofist in the air and laughing. "Okie dokie! Fear, would you rather play with a vicious kitten or a mutant?"
"A vicious kitten, because then it would be easier to run away from it!" Fear squeaked, hiding his head. He slowly looked up, "Okay.. Disgust, would you rather watch 'Titanic' or 'Turner and Hooch'?" (fun fact: The Titanic sunk a few days before my birthday. Creepy)
"Oh, Turner and Hooch! That movie is hilarious!" Sadness said, with a beam (told ya the movie would be mentioned). All the other emotions stared at her; eyebrows raised at her smile. What was really shocking is that she almost laughed. I mean, have you even seen Sadness laugh? I don't think she did it in the movie, but she definitely smiled-
"-Anyways.. I'd say Titanic because I prefer the drama in it," Disgust said, putting her hands on her hips and rolling her eyes, "Besides, Turner and Hooch is the 'funny' movie where the dog dies," She said, looking at the sniggering Sadness, then at Anger, "Super Meat Boy, would you rather comfort Fear from a disturbing dream or see Jangles harm him?"
"AH! Not Jangles!" Fear cried, curling into a ball. Anger snorted.
"That beanpole wouldn't even get near Jangles," Anger said, glaring at Fear, "Because he'd be hiding," He turned to the star, who was leaning on the console, "Joy, would you rather watch the music video for 'Alphabet Boy' by Melanie Martinez or 'Colors' by Halsey?"
"'Colors' because the video is more fun and upbeat!" Joy said, leaping off the console and doing a little swirl. She stopped halfway and pointed at Disgust, "Okay, Disgust, would you rather have weird clothes or a weird haircut?"
"If I had weird clothes, I could actually change out of them," Disgust said, cringing and pulling her fingers through her hair, "Sadness, would you rather see a child get hit by a car or a baby being shaken to death? And you're not allowed to say neither."
"Oh.. That's so sad!" Sadness bawled, her eyes going watery, some of the water splashing on her glasses, "Um.. A child get hit by a car.. Although I would mourn for days.." She laid on the floor, her tears making a pool around her. Disgust rolled her eyes and looked at the raw nerve.
"You already do mourn for days.. And painful hours. Here's one for Fear: would you rather be tied up and gagged or get thrown in the lava pits from Imagination Land?" She asked, staring at said emotion.
"Um.. Get tied up because the lava pits are too scary!" Fear cried, his voice going into scared-mode, "Okay, He's the next one for Joy: would you rather listen to Psychosocial for 1 hour or Duality?"
"That's a tricky one, but I'd say Psychosocial! I like both though," Joy said, jamming out on a pretend guitar and humming heavy metal. Disgust groaned and looked away.
"I've got one for beanpole!" Anger said, glaring at the raw nerve and cracking his knuckles, "Would you rather watch Little Baby's Ice Cream commercials or Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
"Um.. Little Baby's Ice Cream because Shrek is Love.. is just wrong!" Fear squeaked, bringing his hands together and shivering. Disgust stepped into the spotlight and let her gaze settle on the teardrop.
"I have one for Sadness: would you rather be one of the terrorists of the 9/11 attacks or the Paris shooting?"
"Oh.. they're both so sad.. But I say the Paris shooting because I don't want to destroy the World Trade Center." Sadness sniffed, wiping her wet glasses, "Anger.. Would you rather die in the Memory Dump or freeze to death?"
"There's a very small chance that I would freeze to death," Anger said, tapping his head like it was a limousine.
"Thanks for reminding us of your tiny brain." Disgust commented, crossing her arms, "Oh, I've got another one for you and it's a long one: you got stuck in the Subconscious and Jangles is on your tail. There are two escape routes. One of them may get you stuck there but you won't be harmed and you can still keep your purpose. The other way successfully gets you back to HQ but it's long and painful. Which way would you rather go?" (*takes a breath*)
Anger looked quite dumbfounded, "Boy, where did you get the time to come up with such a long one?" Disgust just smiled cheekily and gestured for his answer. "Hm.. The long and painful way. I'm up for a challenge." He answered, with a brave grin and flexing his muscles. (oh Anger, I have a feeling you're going to regret those words) He faced Fear.
"Okay, if you're going to choose me, can this be the last one for the day?" Fear squeaked, biting his nails. Anger sighed and nodded and Joy sighed in sadness.
"Beanpole, would you rather be stuck in the middle of the sea that has dangerous creatures or the forest that has dangerous mammals?" He asked, pointing at Fear.
"Well, if I was in the sea, there is a chance I could drown, so the forest." Fear answered, sighing in relief; the game was over. The Star clicked her fingers and pressed the button to send memories down to Long Term. She watched the colourful orbs zoom down the tubes like a waterfall. It was truly beautiful sight, even after seeing it 100 times.
"Okay, goodnight guys, I've got Dream Duty!" Joy said, as the emotions slowly walked out of the room. She went over to the console and noticed a little idea wedged the idea spot. "What is this?" She asked, picking it up and observing it. "How did you get in here?" She went over and placed it back in the idea box. "Weird."
A/N: Thank you for reading once again, my lovely people! I wonder what that idea was? Hm.. Here are the credits!
-Orangebird124 (thank you! I like my profile picture too)
-Dancingwiththesocks (nice ones and good luck on updating your stories)
-Gunrim77881 (hello, welcome to the would you rather story group. Nice ones by the way)
-Crystal Ball (glad to hear you love Yandere Simulator. I haven't really played much of it myself.)
-Korrasami 88 (nice ones)
-SimpleCracker (Anger: Not you again!) (Me: How's it going?)
-A Swedish girl (I like those movies and so does Fear.)
-The Creativity Queen 101 (Hello to you! Nice ones as usual, especially with Melanie Martinez)
-HollyAnne1084 (glad to hear you enjoyed your holiday. I'm going on vacation in a few weeks)
Review replies
StarNerve- Lol, Disgust is the best and worst character to tell the naughty ones. Hope you enjoy Sadness mentioning you in the story and have fun drawing!
ErinMilne- You're welcome! Luckily you won't have to see many 'yeeshes' in the future.
