Harry and Ron joined Hermione in the common room the following morning.

"I love being a sixth year. You get to have free periods," said Ron

"Oh yes," Hermione said. "I'm going to smoke weed and watch pimp my ride during my free classes."

Harry and Ron stared.

"Sorry. I've been hanging around with Hairy-Grid too long."

They went downstairs were Professor McDonald saw them to discuss their timetables.

"Harry. Even though your grades sucked, I'll let you chose any subject you want because Professor Doubledork let you do anything you wanted. Talk about favoritism. Anyway, Ron, I think you're kind of cute so I'll let you take any subjects you want if you agree to go out with me to Hogs-Maid." (This parody keeps getting crazier).

"Okay," Ron said.

"And Hermione, you're a total loser and a geek (I don't know why Ron has a crush on you), so you can take any subject you want. Stupid nerd.

"Wow. You like me? You actually like me? Thank you professor. I like you too. You're beautiful. You're beautiful it's true. I saw your face, in a crowded place……….. Sorry. I just like James Blunt," said Hermione.

They went to DADADADADA class where Sniped told them about non-verbal spells.

"They are non-verbal. End of discussion. I want a 10 inch essay on them by tomorrow."

"But sir," said Seams-us fin-in-guns. "You haven't told us anything about them except for that they are non-verbal."

"AVABA KABAVA," Sniped said pointing his wand at Seams-us.

Seams-us died instantly. He then tried to disarm Harry who repelled his jinx by conjuring up a Shield Charm. Sniped's curse hit him and he went flying backwards.

"Crusheeeo," he said pointing his wand at Harry.

Harry writhed in pain.

"I am the sinister one aren't I? Class dismissed. Now get lost. I want to talk to He-Who-Must-Be-Named about killing Doubledork."

Harry got a letter from Doubledork later on in the day.

Deer Harry. I also used deer. Aint I funny? Anyway, kindly report to my office at 8pm.

PS: I enjoy acid pops, coco pops, choco pops, roast beef, chicken wings, soup, fruitella, jolly wranchers, skittles, ribena and mnms.

PPS: Guess which one of the above is the password.

PPSS: Is PPSS a word?

They went to Potions class next where Prof.Snailshor gave Harry a book from the cupboard. To his annoyance, it was scribbled with instructions by the previous owner.

Mix 2 drops of honey with salamander juice for a smooth red potion.

Harry followed the instructions and the potion turned a dark purple and started boiling. But Harry was stupid and continued following the instructions resulting his potion to blow up. Snailshorn was ecstatic.

"Wonderful. Well not really, but I'm sure you can do better, so you get an A+ and this bottle of Fickle Felicis."

After the class, Harry walked back to the common room with Seams-us (Who somehow came back to life) and studies the book more carefully. On the back, it was written:

If you read this, you've got way too much free time. Lamps are cool. Economics sucks. What is it with calculators? Are you still reading? Humph. Fool. You're a spineless lobster. All the instructions written in this book are utter tripe and only a stupid boy who has a book based on him would follow them. BBC food is a great channel. I-pods are the best. That's about it. Oh, and yeah. This book is property of THE HALF BRAIN PRINCE. Prince? Why do I call myself that? I need to get a life.

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A/N:

Hello my reviewers. I know its been too long. My last chapter only got 3 reviews and so I was waiting for them to increase an reach 50…… but after 2 weeks it was evident that that wasn't goin go happen. Ive been really busy an im really sorry abt the long wait…. I have skool mocks in 2 weeks an then ive gotta start studying for my A levels which are in May….. I hope I get the time to update soon. Please keep reviewing. They are appreciated….. see ya guys……… thnks to all my reviewers.

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